Main striker for next season

[Spike 12,049]

This a football club and not a model agency and Cavani a damn good footballer.

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out.

Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out.

Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

Who gives a fuck what he looks like, seriously

He looks like a normal guy to me

[capriccioso 2,545]

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out.

Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

I agree, there's something strange about Cavani that makes my skin crawl as well... maybe it's the hair.

[Spike 12,049]

Who gives a fuck what he looks like, seriously

He looks like a normal guy to me

I never said I cared or 'gave a fuck'; I said he creeps me out. Stop putting words in my mouth.

In this photo he looks like a normal guy. But when he plays he has a crazy look on his face that I find quite creepy sometimes. Probably why he scores so many goals; he scares the hell out of the defenders.

Everyone just forget about, everyone is taking a joke so damn seriously. Let's move on, okay?

Orange why are you so damn aggressive, anyway?

[capriccioso 2,545]

He has braces?

And I thought it couldn't get any worse.

[Spike 12,049]

He has braces?

And I thought it couldn't get any worse.

Nothing wrong with braces, man. I rather have braces than the crooked smile I have now.

[capriccioso 2,545]

No, there's nothing wrong with them, but for him, they just seem to add that creepy factor..

[BosnianLion 232]

I've thought this for a while about Cavani. Chill out people its just a side-note.

[Strike 6,968]

Yeah...that would explain it...although you cant base this just on fm.....

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yeah...that would explain it...although you cant base this just on fm.....

My mistake; its Belgium that grants citizenship after 3 years. Which is why we should look to change over from Holland to Belgium. Of course, there may be no problem getting a work permit if we've sent a player out to Vitesse and he gets regular call ups for his international team while on loan.

[Strike 6,968]

Yep....scousers have a belgian feeder club ....also belgium is producing world class players these days (kompany, hazard and hopefuly lukaku,debruyne nd courtois)

[Kieran. 6,317]

Cavani doesn't look weird at all. Only when he scores an important goal does he look maniacal, which I find to be awesome.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I predict the next chelsea legendary striker will be:

[Henrique 9,133]

Torres scored twice against Championship giants Leicester, and now it seems a lot of people believe he should be our main striker for next season, while he still has 3 PL goals in his Chelsea career.

So I'm also putting DD in the pool.

[termninja 5,290]

It will take more then 2 goals against a Championship site to convince me of his future here, but I wish him all the best.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Cavani doesn't look weird at all. Only when he scores an important goal does he look maniacal, which I find to be awesome.

He could use a shower. That hair is looking rather greasy. Some acne cream wouldn't go amiss either

[termninja 5,290]

He could use a shower. That hair is looking rather greasy. Some acne cream wouldn't go amiss either

He can have 1 shower a year and look like a arse from inside, but if he scores goals week and week out, I will love him!

Torres' hair looks greasy also...not only that, it looks...well I would rather have a hair like Cavani....

And besides, Cavani isn't ugly. Not a model, but not bad as some people make him out to be.

As for this

Fuckyeah! Scares the shit out of opponents...imagine him scoring a winner against Arsanal and running towards our fans like that...

[Blue Armour 4,168]

Cavani's awesome....might be out of our price range though.