Non-Chelsea Transfer Pub

[manpe 10,861]

  On 31/05/2018 at 17:14, Unionjack said:

Right now I would take any of those 3.

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That's because all 3 are way better than what we have. This is probably why we won't get any of them  

[Unionjack 7,531]

  On 31/05/2018 at 17:23, manpe said:

That's because all 3 are way better than what we have. This is probably why we won't get any of them  

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Dont jinx it mate we got enough shit luck

[AK-3001 286]

On a scale of 1-10, how optimistic are we that we'll finally have a good summer in terms of transfers?

 

I'll go first. 7. Last summer was 5 for me, this summer is going to be a bit better, but still not what it used to be 8-10 years back imo

[Unionjack 7,531]

  On 31/05/2018 at 17:30, AK-3001 said:

On a scale of 1-10, how optimistic are we that we'll finally have a good summer in terms of transfers?

 

I'll go first. 7. Last summer was 5 for me, this summer is going to be a bit better, but still not what it used to be 8-10 years back imo

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I would take EDEN thinking it a 7

[mccg 1,528]

Bayern Munich will listen to offers for Jerome Boateng, Thiago Alcantara, Juan Bernat and Arturo Vidal. According to D.Mail

[Special Juan 27,622]

We should be all over Alcantara.

[mccg 1,528]

  On 01/06/2018 at 08:21, Special Juan said:

We should be all over Alcantara.

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BAYERN MAY LET ALCANTARA GO

Bayern Munich are considering the option of listening to offers for Thiago Alcantara this summer, reports Bild.

Bayern president Uli Hoeness is weighing up a revamp of the squad and Thiago, who joined the Bundesliga champions from Barca in 2013, is one of the players who may be allowed to leave.

The Spain international’s former club are monitoring the situation and it is believed he would cost in excess of €50m. 
All over it like a donkey on a waffle or all over it like a tramp on chips or all over it like a fat kid on a cake or all over it like it's the last drop of beer on earth!

[Unionjack 7,531]

  On 01/06/2018 at 09:28, mccg said:

BAYERN MAY LET ALCANTARA GO

Bayern Munich are considering the option of listening to offers for Thiago Alcantara this summer, reports Bild.

Bayern president Uli Hoeness is weighing up a revamp of the squad and Thiago, who joined the Bundesliga champions from Barca in 2013, is one of the players who may be allowed to leave.

The Spain international’s former club are monitoring the situation and it is believed he would cost in excess of €50m. 
All over it like a donkey on a waffle or all over it like a tramp on chips or all over it like a fat kid on a cake or all over it like it's the last drop of beer on earth!

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I'd still prefer Savic tho. I'd be all over him like a dingo in a matrnity ward, like stripper sweat on a pole (was gonna go with summet else but thought I'd keep it clean lol), like illegal imigrants on a inflatable dinghy, like a redneck at KFC

[mccg 1,528]

Next Permanent Chelsea Manager
Manager Specials
Caretaker and interim managers completing at least 10 competitive games will be deemed the permanent manager
Maurizio Sarri
2/5
Zinedine Zidane
4/1
Laurent Blanc
5/1
Luis Enrique
10/1
John Terry
20/1
Jorge Sampaoli
20/1
Leonardo Jardim
20/1
Massimiliano Allegri
20/1
Slavisa Jokanovic
20/1
Avram Grant
25/1
Brendan Rodgers
25/1
Diego Simeone
25/1
Guus Hiddink
25/1
Marco Silva
25/1
Ralph Hassenhütl
25/1

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

  On 31/05/2018 at 17:30, AK-3001 said:

On a scale of 1-10, how optimistic are we that we'll finally have a good summer in terms of transfers?

 

I'll go first. 7. Last summer was 5 for me, this summer is going to be a bit better, but still not what it used to be 8-10 years back imo

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Sorry, I have to say 3 or 4

Haven't clarified our manager situation, and the options are very different (Sarri vs. Conte).  WC starts soon, short window, no director of football.  We've shown no semblance of having a plan, let alone implementing it.  

Hope I'm wrong.

[Unionjack 7,531]

  On 01/06/2018 at 13:45, mccg said:

Next Permanent Chelsea Manager
Manager Specials
Caretaker and interim managers completing at least 10 competitive games will be deemed the permanent manager
Maurizio Sarri
2/5
Zinedine Zidane
4/1
Laurent Blanc
5/1
Luis Enrique
10/1
John Terry
20/1
Jorge Sampaoli
20/1
Leonardo Jardim
20/1
Massimiliano Allegri
20/1
Slavisa Jokanovic
20/1
Avram Grant
25/1
Brendan Rodgers
25/1
Diego Simeone
25/1
Guus Hiddink
25/1
Marco Silva
25/1
Ralph Hassenhütl
25/1

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No odds there for Conte, But I suppose it does say for NEXT manager.

[mccg 1,528]

Maurizio Sarri unlikely to be next Chelsea manager

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11392029/maurizio-sarri-unlikely-to-be-next-chelsea-manager

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2018/06/01/chelsea-to-snub-maurizio-sarri-journalist-offers-alternative-explanation-for-potential-decision/

 

[mccg 1,528]

Chelsea considering move for Stoke City goalkeeper Jack Butland?

https://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/chelsea/transfer-talk/news/chelsea-considering-move-for-butland_327346.html

https://readchelsea.com/2018/06/01/chelsea-ready-to-go-back-in-for-butland/

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

As if it couldn’t get any worse. We are reported to be interested in Butland. Several levels down from Tibo. 

[Special Juan 27,622]

what did I say the other day

[Pizy 18,552]

I actually don't think Butland would look out of place here at all. Been highly rated with and awful team in front of him.

I just hope that if we sell Courtois we go after a more multidimensional keeper a la Ederson/DDG/Lloris. One who can start moves from deep, play with his feet a bit. Tibo is a great shot stopper but not much else. Is Butland not similar?

[Weckerz 3,781]

  On 01/06/2018 at 16:57, Pizy said:

I actually don't think Butland would look out of place here at all. Been highly rated with and awful team in front of him.

I just hope that if we sell Courtois we go after a more multidimensional keeper a la Ederson/DDG/Lloris. One who can start moves from deep, play with his feet a bit. Tibo is a great shot stopper but not much else. Is Butland not similar?

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You won't find many keepers who command the box better than him, a trait vastly underestimated

[DDA 9,772]

  On 01/06/2018 at 16:51, Special Juan said:

what did I say the other day

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I was literally just about to say! Fucking, wow! 🤣