bababoom 4,478 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Another one bites the dust... Football Agent @FootballAgent49MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS- http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j322tm Hey Guys,I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months. I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK. Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source. Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone Jype and Strike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike 7,490 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Good thing we're settled with our 25-man squad. no late transfer scrambling this time.tottenham look promising if they can get in dembele and hold on to their players. they can challenge fulham for a top ten finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 That is why I beleive nothing unless it is reported by Sky Sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Lamps 11,692 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Agreed, but what about Mario Gomez? Is Mandzukic bettter?One has to break away from the thought "Gomez is a world-class striker" cause he simply is not. He might score loads of goals against Teams in the relegation zones with tap ins from 4 yards. His goal game ratio might be good, but u have to tell most of the teams Bayern pla in the bundesliga are shite and 4 goals against Basel do not alter that. He is nothing more than a tall, conceited poacher. Its no coincidence Bayern has never won a title with him as main striker, he sucks in the big games. Mandzukic has displaced Gomez because he is far more complete, he can finish as good as Goemz if not better, can cross, dribble run and pass to certain extent. Mandzukic and Martinez indeed improved Bayern, Dante and shaqiri add to the squad, but Ribery and Robben won't get any younger, Schweinsteiger is probably still shite. In all likelihood, they will win the Bundesliga, which is no great deal, but they will nver win the CL again in a lifetime, be sure of that. Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The majority of Chelsea fans also hated Torres before he signed.We'll forget our ill will for Rooney straight away if he signs.NO NO AND NO!!!Fans hated Torres because he played for Liverpool and always scored against us! same way i hated Henry and Ronaldo when they were in the PL because they were so good and didn't play for Chelsea! with Rooney its completely different! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 NO NO AND NO!!!Fans hated Torres because he played for Liverpool and always scored against us! same way i hated Henry and Ronaldo when they were in the PL because they were so good and didn't play for Chelsea! with Rooney its completely different!We're hardly rivals with United. I'm sure most of our fans will get on board from the get-go, the rest certainly will if he has a great time here. A player with the skills of Rooney, I'd take him for sure. As for his acting the cunt off and on the pitch, you need look no further than John Terry as the Chelsea equivalent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Is anyone else concerned about the lack of 'out' transfers now?What's happening to Benayoun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton 2,120 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Christian Benteke again didn't show up for training at Genk. Apparantly he is 'sick'..With still no deal between Fulham or Villa and Genk for the 22y-old striker manager Been is very dissapointed in Benteke's behaviour.He didn't select the player for the EL return at home against Luzern tommorow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Is anyone else concerned about the lack of 'out' transfers now?No. Strength in depth. Ezio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 We're hardly rivals with United. I'm sure most of our fans will get on board from the get-go, the rest certainly will if he has a great time here. A player with the skills of Rooney, I'd take him for sure. As for his acting the cunt off and on the pitch, you need look no further than John Terry as the Chelsea equivalent.No i think most fans over here would start a riot if he came to Chelsea! the guy is so overrated! he has not and will not ever be world class whereas we already have Mata, Hazard and Oscar all of whom are well on their way to becoming world class players! and this whole thing is irrelevant anyway as Rooney isn't going anywhere except to warm the bench at Old Trafford for many years to come! Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Lamps 11,692 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Rooney has had his best times two years ago, he is not even a proper striker and will probably never be topscorer of the EPL. Chelsea vs ManUtd has been a great rivalry in the last decade, but now it's more Man City vs us or them. Also don't want him here, there are better and cheaper strikers with better manners. Rooney is just chav from the northern sinkhole who belongs to the chas from the northern sinkhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Rooney has had his best times two years ago, he is not even a proper striker and will probably never be topscorer of the EPL. Chelsea vs ManUtd has been a great rivalry in the last decade, but now it's more Man City vs us or them. Also don't want him here, there are better and cheaper strikers with better manners. Rooney is just chav from the northern sinkhole who belongs to the chas from the northern sinkhole.Our rivals are:TottenhamArsenalFulhamQPRMillwallWest HamLeyton OrientBrentfordLeedsMay have missed out on a couple of London clubs there but you get the point. We aren't rivals with Man United, Man City or Liverpool. A rivalry takes more than just a decade of close competition for the same prize, otherwise Chelsea-Barcelona would be the second most important fixture for Barcelona after El Clasico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 One has to break away from the thought "Gomez is a world-class striker" cause he simply is not. He might score loads of goals against Teams in the relegation zones with tap ins from 4 yards. His goal game ratio might be good, but u have to tell most of the teams Bayern pla in the bundesliga are shite and 4 goals against Basel do not alter that. He is nothing more than a tall, conceited poacher. Its no coincidence Bayern has never won a title with him as main striker, he sucks in the big games. Mandzukic has displaced Gomez because he is far more complete, he can finish as good as Goemz if not better, can cross, dribble run and pass to certain extent. Mandzukic and Martinez indeed improved Bayern, Dante and shaqiri add to the squad, but Ribery and Robben won't get any younger, Schweinsteiger is probably still shite. In all likelihood, they will win the Bundesliga, which is no great deal, but they will nver win the CL again in a lifetime, be sure of that.Absolutely agree there. Mandzukic is more of a all rounder type of striker than Gomez will ever be. Offers so much more to Bayern compared to Gomez just like you mentioned there. Mandzukic links up the play way more than Gomez as his one is basically non-existent. If you don't give him chances to score in games, you're practically playing with 10 men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Is he any good?Very. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Our rivals are:TottenhamArsenalFulhamQPRMillwallWest HamLeyton OrientBrentfordLeedsMay have missed out on a couple of London clubs there but you get the point. We aren't rivals with Man United, Man City or Liverpool. A rivalry takes more than just a decade of close competition for the same prize, otherwise Chelsea-Barcelona would be the second most important fixture for Barcelona after El Clasico.For starter you use the word rival wrong. But in a footballing sense I know what you mean.Rival, noun1. One who attempts to equal or surpass another, or who pursues the same object as another; a competitor. 2. One that equals or almost equals another in a particular respect.3. Obsolete A companion or an associate in a particular duty.I find it hilarious that you consider Leeds a rival. What year is this 1972?http://www.footballf...red_Results.pdfSure only 2800 people took that survery but that is 2799 more opinons than you can offer. And this is in 2003, so the Man Utd v Chelsea rivalry isn't new.Besides it looks like the majority of Chelsea fans (in the UK) consider ManUtd to be our third main rivals after Arsenal and Tottenham. Unless you speak for the many, many fans in the UK and you can vouch for the feelings of those supporters, you know nothing. The supporters make the rivalry not the damn clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,571 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Bayern have signed Martinez. But what's more interesting is the headline on the Bilbao HP "Javi Martínez viaja sin permiso". Very interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin123 534 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I fully believe Sturridge will be sold and we will bring in another striker before the window shuts! Anybody else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,958 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I fully believe Sturridge will be sold and we will bring in another striker before the window shuts! Anybody else?Rooney btw Man City are hardly our rivals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I fully believe Sturridge will be sold and we will bring in another striker before the window shuts! Anybody else?Don't think so. Danny is staying here, no one is paying 25m for him, which was probably why the board put that price tag on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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