The English Football Thread

[Daniel1980 1,425]

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Flawless possession game.

[LAM09 6,835]

John Obi Mikel has more assists than Mesut Ozil this season.

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[kellzfresh 7,229]

So far this season we have the most chances created (41), most goal attempts (50) and shots on target (21), most goals (11) and most successful dribbles (43) in the league.

I guessed as much. After watching all our rivals matches, it's safe to say that so far we are the most exciting team in the league.

[Special Juan 27,518]

Spurs were an absolute shambles yesterday. MP will be sacked before Xmas.

[LAM09 6,835]

If Manchester United was a person...

[Sidzeret 2,257]

If Man United were a person.

[Jase 43,479]

If Manchester United was a person...

If Man United were a person.

Seriously?

[LAM09 6,835]

Wayne Rooney has thrown his toys of the pram after hearing that Falcao will be earning £346k-a-week.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Wayne Rooney has thrown his toys of the pram after hearing that Falcao will be earning £346k-a-week.

I know that's a joke but Rooney actually looks in great condition atm.

[LAM09 6,835]

I know that's a joke but Rooney actually looks in great condition atm.

Surgery.

[Fulham Broadway 16,967]

Liverpool fans living up to their self penned moniker of 'class and dignity'.

Apparently Borinis girlfriend has received dogs abuse on twitter because he hasnt left the club.

Next step, burning shirts of players that stay ?

[gary gordon 1,777]

What a joke Man United are. For years they've bagged us and City for over spending. Not only have they out spent everybody in this transfer window, they have 2 of the biggest wages in the premier League fighting for the same position. What a bunch of hypocrites.

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Aston Villa's next five PL games... ouch.

13 Sep 17:30 Gameweek 4 Liverpool (A)
20 Sep 15:00 Gameweek 5 Arsenal (H)
27 Sep 15:00 Gameweek 6 Chelsea (A)
04 Oct 17:30 Gameweek 7 Man City (H)
18 Oct 15:00 Gameweek 8 Everton (A)

[Jase 43,479]

Aston Villa's next five PL games... ouch.

13 Sep 17:30 Gameweek 4 Liverpool (A)

20 Sep 15:00 Gameweek 5 Arsenal (H)

27 Sep 15:00 Gameweek 6 Chelsea (A)

04 Oct 17:30 Gameweek 7 Man City (H)

18 Oct 15:00 Gameweek 8 Everton (A)

Could also just add the two games after that.

Gameweek 9 QPR (A)

Gameweek 10 Tottenham (H)

That's 6 of last season's Top 7 in their next 7 games.

[Special Juan 27,518]

Buy Blind, why? Just had too.

[LAM09 6,835]

Arsenal didn't get much training done today.

Danny Welbeck brought his Premier League medal in so they all had a turn holding it.

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[Roquila 1,335]

Danny Welbeck injuried LOL. Giroud and Welbeck injuried time for Yaya Sanogoal to step up. HA HA!

[ulvhedin 508]

so United after spending shitload of money now has tons of CDM/CM players of whose noone is really good at defending? - Herrera, Blind, Fellaini, Carrick, Anderson, Fletcher? At least the loaned Cleverley...