The English Football Thread

[Liquidator 5,176]

@Liquidator, you are so mean with the smaller teams!

he's playing at Wembley in front of 20,000 people. 2 years ago he was playing Sunday League on shitty mud pitches in Croydon with my brother. You sir, meanwhile, are wanking into a sock

[Rmpr 8,977]

he's playing at Wembley in front of 20,000 people. 2 years ago he was playing Sunday League on shitty mud pitches in Croydon with my brother. You sir, meanwhile, are wanking into a sock

WHAT? Are you drunk?

I am saying you are mean to small clubs like Wigan, Hull City, Derby County, etc. What the actual fuck are you talking about?

Wembley?

[Liquidator 5,176]

WHAT? Are you drunk?

I am saying you are mean to small clubs like Wigan, Hull City, Derby County, etc. What the actual fuck are you talking about?

Wembley?

sorry mate I thought you were referring to my brother's friend who is playing at Wembley this afternoon. Vodka still isn't gone from me yet

[Manuf 1,448]

Watford's 3rd choice goalkeeper, making his professional debut.

You have to feel bad for the kid

He wasn't even supposed to be on the bench today let alone play.

It was his debut. After Almunia got injured in the warm up and the second keeper got an apparently pretty bad neck injury while playing, feel really bad for him even if that was some terrible keeping.

i knew his situation, but still, he's playing in a professional championship football team, earning good money and he does one of the simplest mistakes a gk can do. when you get an opportunity like that you do your best to progress.

[Rmpr 8,977]

sorry mate I thought you were referring to my brother's friend who is playing at Wembley this afternoon. Vodka still isn't gone from me yet

Hahaha, your brother's friend is playing at Wembley? Fucking awesome!

I want to play in Cobham, everytime I see Chelsea TV transmitting our youth academy games, I feel jealous. Dont really fancy Wembley nor Stamford Bridge...

[calculatingInfinity 1,446]

i knew his situation, but still, he's playing in a professional championship football team, earning good money and he does one of the simplest mistakes a gk can do. when you get an opportunity like that you do your best to progress.

I highly doubt he's making that much. Obviously it was a big opportunity for him and he messed up, it's not like he fucked up for the fun of it.

[NishC300 1,865]

Benitez has been named manager of the month for April.

(and Van Persie won player of the month)

[Jype 6,398]

Southampton so close to scoring against Spurs.

[Ankit 3,176]

Can we have some goals please!! 6 games being played today and just 3 goals scored as of now!!

As i was writing it, west brom score! 2-1 up!

[Strike 7,250]

Agents Shaw and Cork, take points off Spurs please

[IkE 267]

Latest news from Spurs, Assou Ekotto busted before the match:

[Tiwaz 539]

Can't say I'm dissapointed with Southampton so far. Still only half time, but one can only hope.

[Ankit 3,176]

Newcastle could be in trouble here if they don't win today and Aston Villa and Wigan win somehow!!

[1chelsea 864]

I don't need any goal from the late two matches if u know what I mean

[1chelsea 864]

City miss goal like shit

[Magic Lamps 11,668]

southampton are givin spurs quite a hard time

[Leif 6,006]

Win tomorrow (unlikely, I know) and we'll be what, 5 points ahead of Spurs, still to play them? (If they draw today) which could potentially make it 8 points ahead if we beat them and United... Fuck. Reality just sunk in and this is a really crucial next week or 2 ahhh, i'm not excited.

[Magic Lamps 11,668]

ricky lambert and adam lallana have some wicked deliveries in them