The English Football Thread

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Please be onside

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That looks good. Beautiful goal, easy to choke that far alone.

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C'mon Palace, get another.

0-1 at halftime

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Useless team this Crystal.

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

benteke straight at schmeichel. so him

eze is a joy to watch tho

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well fuck

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fucking Palace look so weak offensively

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Was bound to happen. palace are useless. already on the beach.

Looks like Leicester are not gonna fuck up top4 this time tho.

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Iheanacho just got the sun shining out of his ass rn. cant do no wrong

Wish any of our strikers ever had this amount of luck

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they are just letting benteke jump onto the ball freely as he can't direct his headers to save his life.

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fucking Palace

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[Jase 43,479]

Just imagine if we hadn't fucked it up against West Brom and Brighton recently. Could have been virtually safe in the Top 4 already...

On another note, each of our remaining game will be so stressful to watch. Every league game is like a cup final. We have the Champions League semi-final. And then, there's the actual cup final itself in the FA Cup.

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20 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

palace are useless. already on the beach.

Let's face it - some teams are already on the beach, like Wolves and Crystal Palace. Could probably throw in Villa and Southampton too, both have been in freefall for months.

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Bums like Ieanacho scoring for fun and Werner is out here missing sitters nearly every game. 😑😑😑

This dude looked like Bambi on ice since he left City. A total bust. And now, just like Lingard since joining West Ham, the guy has been a match winner over and over seemingly.

Whatever. I stopped caring too much about Leicester for a couple of match weeks now. All about holding off WH, Liverpool, and Spuds for us now.

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cc @Tomo

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[Tomo 21,751]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

cc @Tomo

Will be interesting to see what  possession based manager would do with that squad, the midfield is utter poverty in that context.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

17 minutes ago, Tomo said:

Will be interesting to see what  possession based manager would do with that squad, the midfield is utter poverty in that context.

Think Lo Celso and Ndombele if you get them fit and playing every week its a good base to go from for a more expansive minded manager. Ndombele showed plenty flashes first half of the season. Their defence would be the biggest issue tbf. RB and CBs not good enough. The LB is the only one who you’d want to keep. 

Derailing post a bit but I am personally quite surprised how poorly Lo Celso has done as he was a classy wee player at Real Betis in that team that were playing great stuff under Setien. Similarly to Bielsa’s Bilbao team that season they put United out of the EL, Betis were of a similar mould, looked a real good team. He looked a really good technician, athletic, could take the ball under pressure, scored goals and got assists. Play deeper, box to box or as a 10. 

Re ten Hag: I do wonder if ten Hag can replicate his success outside of Holland though, they haven’t had the same success as they did in 2018-2019 season. He’s undoubtedly a good manager and their list isn’t exactly going to be huge for candidates who are of a certain calibre because theirs not many managers out there looking for work. Also looks like Sarri is likely to go to Roma to replace Paulo Fonseca so thats maybe another name off their list of potential targets alongside Nagelsmann. I reckon they’ll go for Hasenhuttl in all honesty, who probably isnt going to take them any higher than top 4/top 6 and would need time.

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3 hours ago, NikkiCFC said:

 

The Viera, Bergkamp and Henry name drops are a publicity stunt to get fans behind the purchase and accelerate the hysteria to put pressure on Kronke. Yea they will probably have a steak in the club but they don't have the financial backing to buy a large part of the club. 

Edited April 27, 2021 by DDA

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Wednesday April 28 2021 Matt Law's Chelsea briefing

Chelsea gave up on players too soon in the past — they won't make that mistake again By Matt Law, Football News Correspondent When Timo Werner missed his big chance against Real Madrid on Tuesday night, the reactions of his Chelsea team-mates were audible to those inside the Spanish club’s temporary Valdebebas home. “Next one, Timo” and “Keep going” were among the shouts of encouragement, not picked up by television, to a player whose team-mates are desperate for his luck to turn. Even those players who Werner has been keeping out of the side, Tammy Abraham and Callum Hudson-Odoi, have been offering words of encouragement as the German revealed himself after his Premier League goal against West Ham United, when he also missed a golden opportunity. “It’s great to be back on the scoresheet,” said Werner last Saturday. “Callum [Hudson-Odoi] said to me I’ll score today, and 30 seconds later Tammy [Abraham] came to me and said I’d score today. They told me to point to them when I score.” Abraham would have more reason than most to be bitter about Werner’s continued selection ahead of him, given the £47.5million signing still remains a goal behind him in this season’s scoring charts and the England international has not started a game since February 20. And yet it is credit to both players’ attitudes that Abraham, like the rest of the Chelsea squad and coaching staff, remains supportive of Werner who has made himself a popular figure with his hard work and refusal to hide - on or off the pitch. Unlike two of Chelsea's most recent big-money striker flops, Fernando Torres and Alvaro Morata, Werner’s approach is to front up to his problems. You do not see him avoiding the six-yard box or television microphones as the two Spaniards used to. Didier Drogba finished his first season in English football with 10 Premier League goals and six assists. It would be a stretch to currently argue that Werner could reach the Ivorian’s level but his six top-flight goals and six assists do not compare unfavourably and the fact he has been involved in 20 goals in all competitions points to why Tuchel keeps picking him. When Werner was replaced in Madrid with 24 minutes remaining, it was not Abraham or Chelsea’s top scorer in the Champions League, Olivier Giroud, who replaced him but Kai Havertz, who Tuchel has been playing in the false nine role. There was little to take from what was largely an anonymous appearance as a substitute from Havertz on Tuesday night and, yet, as in the case of Werner, the feeling remains that the quietly-spoken German international will eventually come good. While his best position remains a puzzle, anybody who witnessed the first-half performance of Havertz against Crystal Palace earlier this month will have seen why Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich took a personal interest in his £62m transfer from Bayer Leverkusen. Other than scoring with a lovely finish, Havertz almost produced a replica of Paul Gascoigne’s famous goal against Scotland and the talent is so obviously there for Tuchel and Chelsea to unlock. Former head coach Frank Lampard was not ordered to sign Havertz or told he must play him, but Abramovich’s attraction to the player undoubtedly contributed to the fact Chelsea were willing to spend so heavily on him at a time when most clubs across Europe were cutting back their spending. Havertz is regarded as a generational talent, but he is still just 21-years-old and Chelsea will be mindful of the fact that they gave up on the likes of Kevin De Bruyne, Mohamed Salah and Romelu Lukaku far too soon. Moving clubs and country is not straightforward at the best of times, but the complications and difficulties have been intensified during the pandemic and it should not be forgotten that Havertz earlier this season contracted a nasty case of coronavirus. While other players have been able to shake off a mild bout of Covid relatively quickly and easily, Havertz was laid low for some time and had to effectively start his season again from scratch. There is an irony to the fact that, while some fans are losing patience with Werner and Havertz, most would support the club spending in the region of £80m to re-sign Lukaku or £100m to bring back midfielder Declan Rice from West Ham United this summer. But even if Lukaku, Erling Haaland or another striker arrives, as revealed by Telegraph Sport, it is likely to be Abraham and Giroud who depart - rather than Werner or Havertz. There is certainly an argument that Tuchel has treated Abraham harshly and Chelsea could regret allowing him to leave, even for around £40m, but it would be just as knee-jerk to give up on Werner or Havertz after a difficult first season. Got a question on Chelsea? Get in touch on Twitter @Matt_Law_DT or by emailing [email protected]   The week at Chelsea On the way out? Chelsea ready to offload Tammy Abraham for £40m as club plot overhaul of forward options Analysis: Mason Mount proves he belongs at football's highest level against Real Madrid Comment: Mending Timo Werner’s wayward radar may be a task too much even for Thomas Tuchel Successor? Christian Pulisic delivers star turn to show he could yet fill Eden Hazard's shoes

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