The Mourinho Thread

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[Special Juan 28,154]

The best thing is in all these stories there are people responding with "Nothing in it" forgetting he's bee stripped of wearing the armband, has been dropped and now this latest video

[Johnnyeye 7,511]

1 hour ago, Special Juan said:

https://www.facebook.com/SkySports/videos/234562697212160/

uh oh

that death stare by Pogba tough...really toxic environment in the manc camp right now, Mou is clearly losing the plot there.

[Cosmin 2,484]

56 minutes ago, Mana said:

The United meltdown isn't as bad as our meltdown with Mourinho...

Mourinho's last meltdown with Chelsea is exactly what makes the United one worse. Everyone saw it coming, yet they were (and some of them still are) stupid enough to believe that the man can make it there.

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

1 hour ago, Mana said:

The United meltdown isn't as bad as our meltdown with Mourinho...

...yet.

Costa laughing on the bench while we were losing, Costa throwing a bib at Jose, Jose & Hazard, Jose & Fabregas and Chelsea flirting with the bottom 3. Dayam those were hard times.

Don't forget the legal troubles with our team doctor.  When he was asked to stop parking the bus, that didn't mean drive around throwing everyone under it.  

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[Unionjack 7,531]

We ALL know just how big of a twat Mou can be but theres ben times hes gone bonkers that Ive agreed with him - like Diego laughing on the bench when we were losing. Thats just not right whoever or why.

But we really should be worried about his sacking cause we dont need to be Nostradamus to  know whats going to happen do we eh?!

The slap head ZZ will jump straight into his shoes and be given as much money as necessary for Manure to beat their Manc neighbors and who the fuck do we think will be 1st he snaps his fingers at?? Mr Hazard. That bloke who is farting about with his contract., And because we have fuck all leverage he will also get him for under £100mill I bet.

This will leave us looking like twats and  with not as much money as we should have to upgrade our top 3.

Just like the 3rd Nostradamus's 3rd Antichrist - It's coming!

[Vesper 30,236]

16 hours ago, Unionjack said:

We ALL know just how big of a twat Mou can be but theres ben times hes gone bonkers that Ive agreed with him - like Diego laughing on the bench when we were losing. Thats just not right whoever or why.

But we really should be worried about his sacking cause we dont need to be Nostradamus to  know whats going to happen do we eh?!

The slap head ZZ will jump straight into his shoes and be given as much money as necessary for Manure to beat their Manc neighbors and who the fuck do we think will be 1st he snaps his fingers at?? Mr Hazard. That bloke who is farting about with his contract., And because we have fuck all leverage he will also get him for under £100mill I bet.

This will leave us looking like twats and  with not as much money as we should have to upgrade our top 3.

Just like the 3rd Nostradamus's 3rd Antichrist - It's coming!

ZZ will also never want Willian. Barca switches Dembele to LW at times so Malcom gets minutes. They will never sell either and no longer need Willian.

I so hope we get more than £100m for Hazard if he wont renew, but I fear you are pretty close. I really think he leaves for Real and not Manure. We would be insane to sell him to ZZ-led Manc team that will probably spend another £150m on top of Eden to satisfy ZZ's shopping list.

I  can see it now, we are going to lose Eden and CHO (unless Sarri startes given him playing time), renew Luiz and Willian, and only end up selling Drinkwater (Cahill might not even leave if Sarri starts playing him more, as I fear he may rate Cahill atm over Amps and AC) and Bakayoko. Keep the rest ( Moses, Cesc, maybe even Morata!) or loan them out (unless FIFA does that 8 man loan rule, in which case we have to sell 32 players!)

IF that all happens (minus the FIFA loan shite) we will end up with Only £150-160m of so from Eden, Bakayoko and Drinkwater sales. How are we supposed to find a striker AND 3 new wingers (one especially world class, as no more Hazard, 3 because we lost 2 LW, and surely we need help at RW) for that? Most we will get for Morata is around £50m, that takes it to £200m. Bailey alone is going to be £70m, at least. Icardi or Dybala £130m to £150m and I am becoming convinced we make no move for either. If ZZ is at Manure, zero chance he sells Martial as Martial will instantly renew. I also am assuming we try for Bailey, as he is a RW and we will once again have Willian and Pedro.  Maybe play Willian at LW as the Hazard replacement (shoot me now) and Bailey at RW? If we do sell Morata, buy Bailey, we now would have £130m left. We need a striker and a WC scorer playmaker to replace Hazard. How the hell can we do that for £130m?

Remember, all this leaves the team exactly as it is now, minus Eden, CHO, Baka, Morata (maybe) and Drinkwater. Bailey in (if we are lucky). Only £130m to fill multiple, major (especially striker and Eden) positions. I do not expect Roman,  if he still owns it, to spend above a net of zero, so that £130m is etched in stone perhaps. 

Those scenarios are my nightmare come true. TBH, if you were Real or Manure, why would you even drop £100m when you could get Hazard for maybe £50m in January 2020 or for free six months later? RM needed Courtois now (or so they convinced themselves). They don't NEED Hazard now.

I would simply wait at this point if I was RM. One year isnt worth 100 million quid. They have two amazing LW'ers now anyway.

I have really bad feelings all around. Hopefully I am dead wrong.

[Unionjack 7,531]

2 minutes ago, Vesper said:

ZZ will also never want Willian. Barca switches Dembele to LW at times so Malcom gets minutes. They will never sell either and no longer need Willian.

I so hope we get more than £100m for Hazard if he wont renew, but I fear you are pretty close. I really think he leaves for Real and not Manure. We would be insane to sell him to ZZ-led Manc team that will probably spend another £150m on top of Eden to satisfy ZZ's shopping list.

I  can see it now, we are going to lose Eden and CHO (unless Sarri startes given him playing time), renew Luiz and Willian, and only end up selling Drinkwater (Cahill might not even leave if Sarri starts playing him more, as I fear he may rate Cahill atm over Amps and AC) and Bakayoko. Keep the rest ( Moses, Cesc, maybe even Morata!) or loan them out (unless FIFA does that 8 man loan rule, in which case we have to sell 32 players!)

IF that all happens (minus the FIFA loan shite) we will end up with Only £150-160m of so from Eden, Bakayoko and Drinkwater sales. How are we supposed to find a striker AND 3 new wingers (one especially world class, as no more Hazard, 3 because we lost 2 LW, and surely we need help at RW) for that? Most we will get for Morata is around £50m, that takes it to £200m. Bailey alone is going to be £70m, at least. Icardi or Dybala £130m to £150m and I am becoming convinced we make no move for either. If ZZ is at Manure, zero chance he sells Martial as Martial will instantly renew. I also am assuming we try for Bailey, as he is a RW and we will once again have Willian and Pedro.  Maybe play Willian at LW as the Hazard replacement (shoot me now) and Bailey at RW? If we do sell Morata, buy Bailey, we now would have £130m left. We need a striker and a WC scorer playmaker to replace Hazard. How the hell can we do that for £130m?

Remember, all this leaves the team exactly as it is now, minus Eden, CHO, Baka, Morata (maybe) and Drinkwater. Bailey in (if we are lucky). Only £130m to fill multiple, major (especially striker and Eden) positions. I do not expect Roman,  if he still owns it, to spend above a net of zero, so that £130m is etched in stone perhaps. 

Those scenarios are my nightmare come true. TBH, if you were Real or Manure, why would you even drop £100m when you could get Hazard for maybe £50m in January 2020 or for free six months later? RM needed Courtois now (or so they convinced themselves). They don't NEED Hazard now.

I would simply wait at this point if I was RM. One year isnt worth 100 million quid. They have two amazing LW'ers now anyway.

I have really bad feelings all around. Hopefully I am dead wrong.

Its not a pretty picture. What nightmares are made of.

And all that would be a crying shame considering the start we have made

It sounds harsh and extreme but 5 upgrades and we could work wonders lol

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7366559/jose-mourinhos-phil-jones-eric-bailly-manchester-united-derby/

Jose Mourinho’s dig at Phil Jones and Eric Bailly stunned Man United stars after Derby defeat

Reds boss publicly ridiculed the pair after the English defender missed the decisive penalty against Frank Lampard's side



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[Unionjack 7,531]

14 minutes ago, manpe said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7366559/jose-mourinhos-phil-jones-eric-bailly-manchester-united-derby/

Jose Mourinho’s dig at Phil Jones and Eric Bailly stunned Man United stars after Derby defeat

Reds boss publicly ridiculed the pair after the English defender missed the decisive penalty against Frank Lampard's side



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Ive not checked the bookies to see if there are any odds on when he will get the sack yet.

But I wonder what they are to get the Spanish Archer before Xmas?

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1 nil West Ham

Felipe Anderson, great team goal

 

http://streamspn.com/tv/nbcsn

https://www.easysport.tv/games/west-ham-vs-man-utd/

 

[lucio 5,418]

Did he bring them to a level which was not their level, when he flunked the league cup vs Southampton?

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Jose Mourinho out of ideas, out of excuses and should be out of a job at Manchester United

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/manchester-united/360/blog/post/3650601/jose-mourinho-out-of-ideas-out-of-excuses-and-should-be-out-of-a-job-at-manchester-united

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Paul Pogba tells Manchester United teammates he’s ready to go on strike against Jose Mourinho

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/29/paul-pogba-tells-manchester-united-teammates-hes-ready-to-go-on-strike-against-jose-mourinho-7991058/

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

5 hours ago, Vesper said:

Paul Pogba tells Manchester United teammates he’s ready to go on strike against Jose Mourinho

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/29/paul-pogba-tells-manchester-united-teammates-hes-ready-to-go-on-strike-against-jose-mourinho-7991058/

 

Pogba;s comments in interviews is obviously him speaking on others behalfs also. just as here when peeps were speaking about Conte.

But Pogba obviously thinks his jobs safe and has support of his team mates so its another case of player power against Mou. He really has a knack of turning players against him yet the ones who love him really have his back.

Sadly I can't see him there much longer and even sadder I wont be here when we play the gits neither! I truly would love it to be us that puts the nail in his coffin. Give him something to really rant about.

[Unionjack 7,531]

I know its just the Star but it typifies what I mean about the media with their tongues up Shittys and the Dippers arses and not a dickie bird about how well Sarri has started

Its not that Klopp and Pep aren't good but not bringing Sarri into the argument is almost criminal comared to how quick he has been able to introduce us to Sarriball.

Man Utd boss Jose Mourinho 'suffering' because of Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola

MANCHESTER UNITED boss Jose Mourinho has suffered as a result of Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola's style of football.

“When he was at Chelsea he was very defensive and he liked to play two holding midfielders, and it was good in the era that he was successful at Chelsea.

“But now Guardiola and Klopp have come in and shown that high-tempo, high-pressing, quick-passing and quick-moving football is more successful, and I think Mourinho is struggling with his creativeness.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/733511/Man-Utd-Jose-Mourinho-Jurgen-Klopp-Pep-Guardiola-sack-news

 

Looks like Mou is getting into his annual panto villain character a little earlier than normal. But we have seen it all before. Doesn't it all sound familiar eh!

Having rows with reporters in pressers over questions about Zidane and losing the dressing room.

Telling the guy hes paying £500k a week he wont play for Manure again unless he changes his attitude. Sanchez has supposedly moaned to his team mates about wanting regular playing time and that Pep would have used him better. Saying that he has scored 3 out of 23 appearances!

And slating the team about some players caring about the way they are playing more than others.

Hes got Pogba apparently laying down some ultimatum saying its him or Mou that has to go

And hes got 4 Rojo, Herrera, Young and Lingard. out against Valencia tonight

I'm just sick I wont be here to see us help Mou on his way

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Mourinho Throwing Water On Camera During Newcastle Kick-Off (the video says HT, is was kick-off)

https://www.fullmatchesandshows.com/2018/10/06/manchester-united-vs-newcastle-united-highlights-full-match-video/#2

https://www.fullmatchesandshows.com/2018/10/06/manchester-united-vs-newcastle-united-highlights-full-match-video/#3

 

what a fucking twat

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6333929/Have-Chelsea-mocking-Jose-Mourinho-three-finger-gesture.html