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1 hour ago, Vesper said:

That will do him in at Manure.

Its been his downfall everywhere hes been. If you aren't part of his in crowd then you're fucked.

I know we can knock Manure players but by rights they should be able to put together a top 4 team

They managed to come 2nd last season afterall.

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If someone told me in 2008 that ten years from now Jose Mourinho would be at Man.United and i would be hoping he stays and likely will be as gutted as when he left us the first time if/when he goes, i would have got the person who told me permanently sectioned.

It's really surreal how far he's dropped.

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He has never been the same since Real Madrid. 

I actually feel a little sorry for him this time around. He is being targeted by the media and we all know how cuntish the media can be once they have somebody in their sights. That's not to say he hasn't made a rod for his own back. He is still a monumental tosser.

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15 minutes ago, DDA said:

He has never been the same since Real Madrid. 

I actually feel a little sorry for him this time around. He is being targeted by the media and we all know how cuntish the media can be once they have somebody in their sights. That's not to say he hasn't made a rod for his own back. He is still a monumental tosser.

Madrid started the decline but it was what happened in 2015 that totally did him. First 18 months back everything was going good (bar the KDB sale), but the 5-3 at WHL set the wheels going for what's been an unprecedented fall from grace.

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The meltdown is in full force now. Sit back, relax and enjoy :beer: Honestly, the way he's been for a while now, I'd recommend psychological intervention to him. It increasingly looks like over the years the pressure has caught up with his mental health. He is unable to accept that he isn't teh shit anymore, total denial.

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Fully enjoying the meltdown, he really belongs to the banter section. Deserves everything that is thrown at him right now, bitter, past it manager that ruined his Chelsea legacy by spouting absolute shite about us at every chance. 

It's either Inter Milan or a NT next, no other big club is going to even enquire about him. Look at his presser last night, all this BS of playing well and always talks of others taking advantage of United's mistakes, but never aknowledges that their own chances come after big mistakes also, Rose's last night for example. Bitter fool, I hope they don't sack him yet. Things going to get even worse when CL starts, I hope they get drawn at least one top club. 

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Brilliant watch his house of cards fall apart. The clapping at the fans at the end was cringe worthy, not only was it cringe worthy but he's trying to get them onside by praising them, they have all seen through him and his ways.

As for their team- I said last season it's shite, Jones and Smalling? Shaw? Herrera? Lindelof? that's to name a few that are absolute wank.

I hate Spurs and wanted them to lose last night but my god it was fucking comical watching all that unfold last night.

The special once.

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7 hours ago, manpe said:

The meltdown is in full force now. Sit back, relax and enjoy :beer: Honestly, the way he's been for a while now, I'd recommend psychological intervention to him. It increasingly looks like over the years the pressure has caught up with his mental health. He is unable to accept that he isn't teh shit anymore, total denial.

APPAREMTLY some media thinks not

hahaha Can you see him at either place?

He says Perez still likes him and he thinks PSG are magical.

Jose Mourinho to PSG or Real Madrid? Where could Man Utd boss go next if sacked?

JOSE MOURINHO is under pressure at Manchester United - but where could the world-class coach possibly go if he is forced out of Old Trafford?

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1009479/Jose-Mourinho-PSG-Real-Madrid-Manchester-Utd-boss-next-club-sacking

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18 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

APPAREMTLY some media thinks not

hahaha Can you see him at either place?

He says Perez still likes him and he thinks PSG are magical.

Jose Mourinho to PSG or Real Madrid? Where could Man Utd boss go next if sacked?

JOSE MOURINHO is under pressure at Manchester United - but where could the world-class coach possibly go if he is forced out of Old Trafford?

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1009479/Jose-Mourinho-PSG-Real-Madrid-Manchester-Utd-boss-next-club-sacking

He's damaged goods his next job won't be so high profile he's done all the top jobs in Europe I can see him taking a year off and coming back as an international manager. Just putting it out there someone like the Republic of Ireland they would love him the Paddy's that siege mentality would be a marriage made in heaven for all.

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6 minutes ago, Iggy Doonican said:

He's damaged goods his next job won't be so high profile he's done all the top jobs in Europe I can see him taking a year off and coming back as an international manager. Just putting it out there someone like the Republic of Ireland they would love him the Paddy's that siege mentality would be a marriage made in heaven for all.

Thats exactly what my gooner mate said sitting here atm. But I thought that would want to be where he retired managing Portugal ishhh

I still think HE wants to leave a big GOOD mark on a club and to leave it with everyone happy. Cant bloody see it  mind but I think HE would like it.

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Fucking hell Jose Mourinho to PSG? Can you really imagine Neymar and Mbappe being happy to play as left and right wing backs. They've only just appointed Tuchel too. Ridiculous rumours. If he is forced out of Old Trafford he should take time off and go to anger management classes or something haha.

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1 minute ago, OneMoSalah said:

Fucking hell Jose Mourinho to PSG? Can you really imagine Neymar and Mbappe being happy to play as left and right wing backs. They've only just appointed Tuchel too. Ridiculous rumours. If he is forced out of Old Trafford he should take time off and go to anger management classes or something haha.

Its a funny picture isnt it!!

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