Closed Corinthians 1-0 Chelsea

[Hutcho 8,443]

From now on, we must all refer to Torres as a "she", ok? Good.

She honestly played like the biggest pussy I've ever seen today, and that shot she missed right infront of the goal... worse than the Manchester United miss by far in my opinion.

Her lack of movement totally pissed me off today as well.

However, with that said - I can only put 95% of the blame on Torres. I have to unfortunately put 5% of the blame on Hazard. His butt cheeks were probably mesmerizing Fernando and made Mrs. Torres hot, horny and wet, thus creating concentration lapses in the mind of our blonde whore.

The drippings from her vagina is also the reason why she slips so much I assume. With that wetness at her feet, it must be hard running on an already partially slippery service, dampened by the tears which fall from her eyes every time someone touches her, forcing that ever-present tampon slightly further up her vagina.

Well if nothing else you just made me have a semi smile.

[Kieran. 6,317]

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE!!!!!

Congratulations.

[HRiver 1,512]

[HNKS 508]

Our problems dont lie solely with Torres, but if we had a half decent striker playing for us we would be in a much better position.

Scoring improves morale, it wins you games and our striker is fucking shit at it. Watching Chelsea really stresses me out. Cant be good for my health.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Our problems dont lie solely with Torres, but if we had a half decent striker playing for us we would be in a much better position.

Scoring improves morale, it wins you games and our striker is fucking shit at it. Watching Chelsea really stresses me out. Cant be good for my health.

Its definitely not good for my furniture as i nearly punched a whole in it.

[robsblubot 3,595]

Excuse me mate, but i think we saw a different game. Mata best player on the pitch?

I thought he did well with many through balls that led to nothing with Hazard, Torres, and Moses, but he still tried. I thought Mata and Luiz played with the right intensity, Ramires did too, but he wasn't himself without the right cover I think (DM behind him).

While I agree the starting lineup was questionable, especially Lamps after so long without starting, I don't really know what the conditions of the other players were; was Mickel in need of a rest perhaps? We don't have proper cover in the CM position. Moses, who I consider to be just a youngster with a lot to prove, was also a very baffling choice for a final.

Corinthians as on the the most popular clubs in Brazil have been prospering along with the Brazilian economy and they've been receiving some money that would rival some mid-sized teams in Europe. Add to that some very good players who for one reason or another don't make the European move, and you end up with a good group of players. Add to that a manager that knows defending is everything in cups and you've got a tough side to crack. Benitez should've thought this though a lot better, which doesn't bide well to the other Chelsea coaches, the ones that linger there behind the manager's hot seat.

[gary gordon 1,777]

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE!!!!!

Fuck off you cock sucker. You and your piss weak, diving, actors. Bunch of fuck wits rolled around on the grass so much i'm surprised there jerseys aren't green.

[dumps 284]

So annoying, I really wanted us to win that.

I think we changed too much from the game against Monterry. I don't think Moses should have started either. Torres missed some sitters. Hazard and Mata were quieter today.

to be fair, Corinthians did well tactically to stop us. I think Rafa kind of went for hte right tactic, he knew we wouldnt have to worry about our defence too much which is why i think he started Rambo and Lamps together with no mikel. Thats hte main thing for me, I dont think Lamps should have started in that role, he should have played just behind the striker, and Oscar should have started for Moses in that holding role.

I think we had the wrong line up, and Corinthians were very well prepared. We didnt take our chances and we suffered.


Im interested to see what Cahill was sent off for. The cameras didnt seem to pick it up, looked like after hte challenge the corithians player slapped Cahill in the back of the head, then you didn't see the rest.


Also, our past 2 games everyone has been sucking Torres off, now everyone wnats him dead again. Yeah he did miss some FUCKING SITTERS THAT MY NAN WOULD HAVE PUT AWAY but theres no need to turn on him so harshly.


Summary: the tactics could have worked, but we had the wrong line up, Corinthians were well organised in terms of breaking us down when they defended.

[HNKS 508]

Its definitely not good for my furniture as i nearly punched a whole in it.

Would rather see someone punch a hole in Torres.

[Peppen 934]

Already seeing Chelsea fans saying: "If that's the price for the UCL, then.."

Yeah, of course I think the most of us would gladly give away the Community Shield, The Super Cup and The World Cup to win the Champions League. But that doesn't take away how bad we were. I thought Luiz was the only player having a decent game. Torres was complete and utter shit. How he missed that final chance is fay beyond me. Heck, even I could have bagged that one, and I suck. Torres must have come to the same conclusion by now.

Onwards and upwards, nothing more can be said. We brought this upon ourselves. We had so many chances to cease this game, but no. Congratulations to Corinthians. One thing though, Emerson was a fucking crybaby bitch. No offense, but seriously, get a grip.

[gary gordon 1,777]

When Drogba left our club he took, our luck, our heart and our goals. We couldn't need him more..

[xPetrCechx 13,570]

We are just Champions of nothing.

Even in the two Competitions that we played for, because of the CL Trophy, We fucked off.

[LayZ 201]

Someone here put a "cool 200 pounds" on a Chelsea win?

Can't remember who it was,but my condolences...

[Dion 2,476]

Our problems dont lie solely with Torres, but if we had a half decent striker playing for us we would be in a much better position.

Scoring improves morale, it wins you games and our striker is fucking shit at it. Watching Chelsea really stresses me out. Cant be good for my health.

THIS.

A top notch striker would make our other problems seem irrelevant. I mean, I would have scored that 4-yard sitter. Actually, I think most brazilians I know would.

[Yeboii 1,844]

From now on, we must all refer to Torres as a "she", ok? Good.

She honestly played like the biggest pussy I've ever seen today, and that shot she missed right infront of the goal... worse than the Manchester United miss by far in my opinion.

Her lack of movement totally pissed me off today as well.

However, with that said - I can only put 95% of the blame on Torres. I have to unfortunately put 5% of the blame on Hazard. His butt cheeks were probably mesmerizing Fernando and made Mrs. Torres hot, horny and wet, thus creating concentration lapses in the mind of our blonde whore.

The drippings from her vagina is also the reason why she slips so much I assume. With that wetness at her feet, it must be hard running on an already partially slippery service, dampened by the tears which fall from her eyes every time someone touches her, forcing that ever-present tampon slightly further up her vagina.

Very mature...