Eden Hazard

[Spike 12,049]

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

[DDA 9,924]

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

I'm Batman!

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[super_frank8 186]

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

You sound like you're blazed as fuck right now - either that or just mildly insane - but that was actually rather brilliantly hilarious. Def deserves a like for commitment & creativity at least lol

[MAF 162]

Finally someone who is not blind about Hazard at all. If Hazard is so good as people think, perhaps we would be in Champions League right now, and at the top of PL table. Perhaps because in Brazil we have a lot of players that can dribble 3 or 4 player in a row, I'm not impressed about that at all, and I know that it takes a train to be a really great footballer.As I said before, Hazard is a good player, no doubt about it, but not as good as his price tag and wages suggest. In fact these guys running Chelsea dont have a clue about football. Neymar perhaps is the only u21 player worth more than 25m english pounds, but Chelsea is now paying a lot of money for these young players, and you cant even criticize them, because someone will say: he is only 21 years old. Ok, tomorrow the club will pay 35m for a 10 years old boy, and some forum member will say: lets wait 15 years to see if he is worth that money.The most annoying argument is: "the guy is only 21". Dont expect me to judge him as a young prospect, when his price tag suggest he is already one of the 15 best players in the world.ps: I really hope some of those crazy fans will stay away now, because we are discussing serious subjects.

I actually think have a point here, however, Hazard didnt determine his value, the market did. Ever since Zidane stated that he would like to see him at Madrid, his pricetag soared. I dont see how you can fault the player for that..

As for his wages, according to Belgian press, he makes about 130k, euros.!. Witch would be about 30% more then wat he made at Lille, and nowhere near the figures that the English press have been spreading...

[Stingray 9,441]

Finally someone who is not blind about Hazard at all. If Hazard is so good as people think, perhaps we would be in Champions League right now, and at the top of PL table. Perhaps because in Brazil we have a lot of players that can dribble 3 or 4 player in a row, I'm not impressed about that at all, and I know that it takes a train to be a really great footballer.

ps: I really hope some of those crazy fans will stay away now, because we are discussing serious subjects.

I am not blind for Hazards mistakes. I just said your argument for not liking him was bollocks (ecause people on this forum overrated him, you hated him).

That's all. Don't make up a strawman argument now :-)

Oh and please don't start the personal insults again.

[Rmpr 8,977]

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

A M A Z I N G

[ZOS 580]

Have you guys forgotten how jealous fans of other clubs got when we signed him? I've got a man-utd. fan friend who tries to remind me every now and then that chelsea paid hazard's agent a two million (?) pound bonus and that was the only thing that prevented him from joining the reds. :lol2:

Believe me lads, every news paper and every self-righteous pundit will try to convince us that we've paid too much for hazard and that we're paying him too much until he proves his talent beyond doubt. Along with Mata and Oscar I feel like we've got a real gem in our hands.

[Stingray 9,441]

I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

Finally some sense in here!

[Alex89 1]

Hazard is amazing and was so worth the 32 mill. look at the santi cazorla whos 28 and cost 16 mill, haxard is better than him. And look at kagawa, he's been injured most of the time and hazard is also way better (not sure the exact value kagawa was bought for). and y do u care about how much he cost, just think of it as a present from abramovich

[Xtraxion 100]

The truth is: Falcao, Zidane, Messi, Ronaldinho at his peak, Cristiano Ronaldo and other great players were a bargain, or were bought when they were just kids and for a bargain as well, then they became great players. What does it means: you dont pay that kind of money for "potential", or because you see a "young talended kid".

When you see a player like Hazard, you dont even know where he will be 5 years from now. Manchester United paid little money for Javier Hernandez, perhaps he is no as good looking as Hazard, perhaps he cant dribble as the belgian, but you cant deny the mexican reallly made an impact in PL, and to be honest I rather have a bargain like Hernandez, than an expensive luxury like Hazard.

You could see Hazard was the real thing when he was 16-17 years old. Arsenal had lots of interest but his price tag was already too high for Wenger .

Hence, to be honest, I don't agree about the fact Hazard is a young talented kid in that way, he already has a lot of experience in a decent competition (which ligue 1 is) comparing to others at his age.

So the excuse of him still being young isn't really justifiable. He just has to adapt to the BPL like everyone new here, which he is doing, imo, pretty good.

Looking forward to tomorrow to see if he can hold his superb form (if he will play).

[mediator 2,026]

5 goals, 6 assists in Epl not that bad for an "average" player...

[TrippingStep 336]

I blame the belgian posters.

That's why I don't post that much on this topic or is much dythirambic about him because I know it will rub people the wrong way.

I'm a fan of him but not a blind one and I think I will never be over the moon on his performances because I think he can always do better.

I don't like when he has huge praise and huge critics, I alway prefer the middle ground.

What I hate the most about football is the statistic "whores". Sometimes you can have o goal and o assist and have a good game and it's not because you scored a goal or assists that you had a good game.

I think Henrique can relate to that. When David Luiz has not good games, he will defend him and when he has good game, for him it will be normal and he could have done even better.

I don't like when some compare him to Ronaldo, they are not similar in their playing style.

When he is in good form, I would compare him more in his playing style to Iniesta, Silva. The guy who will create openings, space, driving lines to other players to finish the actions, moving defenders with him.

Mata for me benefits from this as he's not the only one in the team that must create and he can be more in the finishing position.