Main striker for next season

[Spike 12,049]

Who else thinks that we should get a feeder club at Germany or France rather than Netherlands (no disrespect to the Eredivisie) and Hamburg is NOT one of Chelsea's feeder clubs!

What about Monaco? Their very exsistence is in question.

[Ben. 57]

I think Torres can step up, and the game against Leicester proved that.

However, get Cavani the f**k on board!!

[Ben. 57]

Benzema would be ideal methinks. But I voted for Higuian. I like GH because he relies on pure technique and positioning rather than physical attributes.

I can't stand looking at Cavani. He creeps me out.

With the money Roman has we should negotiate to Real to sell us Ronaldo and give us Jose back. A fella can only dream, sigh lol.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

Benzema would be ideal methinks. But I voted for Higuian. I like GH because he relies on pure technique and positioning rather than physical attributes.

I can't stand looking at Cavani. He creeps me out.

This a football club and not a model agency and Cavani a damn good footballer.

[capriccioso 2,545]

the mexican bloke Ulises Dávila is currently on loan at Vitesse in the Dutch league along with Patrick van Aanholt and Tomas Kalas. Kalas has started regularly for the team but Patrick and Ulises have been used sparingly... Who else thinks that we should get a feeder club at Germany or France rather than Netherlands (no disrespect to the Eredivisie) and Hamburg is NOT one of Chelsea's feeder clubs!

The thing with Netherlands, according to Football Manager anyway, is that it only takes 3 years to get a work permit. I think it takes 5 in other EU countries.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Torres is on one goal per 11 hours at the moment. That's really not good enough. If we can get a decent run with him in these remaining few games of the season (say, 10 from 15) we can pull off a heist by pretending he's back to his best. If that happens we could easily pick up 30 million for him. I think we all agree he's not cut out to lead the line for us next year.

I may be proven wrong, of course. What if he hits a hat trick against City and then follows it up with a goal a game all the way up to the Champions League Final? In that case I'd have to flip on my current position.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

Torres is on one goal per 11 hours at the moment. That's really not good enough. If we can get a decent run with him in these remaining few games of the season (say, 10 from 15) we can pull off a heist by pretending he's back to his best. If that happens we could easily pick up 30 million for him. I think we all agree he's not cut out to lead the line for us next year.

I may be proven wrong, of course. What if he hits a hat trick against City and then follows it up with a goal a game all the way up to the Champions League Final? In that case I'd have to flip on my current position.

True,he can be a very unpredictable player and his erratic performances have shown that.We can rely more on Drogba and maybe Sturridge(if he gets the chance to play cf) but all of us want Torres to succeed here at Chelsea and be the striker he used to be.Our confidence level increases when we see him score goals and provide assists but then there are times where he is just terrible.The only reason why I support Torres is because I admire his modest personality and work rate.Lets not forget his past achievements as a footballer.He did a brave thing by coming here from Liverpool for a hefty transfer amount and we all just want him to do well here.Even if we part ways with him,I just hope he leaves on a good note so that he can succeed in the future.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I don't think many teams, especially us in present condition can afford one let alone two luxury players who can be devastating once in a while but are rubbish more often than not. We've got two of those kinds of players; Sturridge and Torres.

One of them must either leave or adapt their game so even when they're not having a great outing they can at least hold their own. For Sturridge this may be tracking back and helping the defence and ignoring his selfish nature, for Torres this could be putting in a Rooney/Drogba like performance where he hassles defenders.

[Strike 7,474]

Torres is on one goal per 11 hours at the moment. That's really not good enough. If we can get a decent run with him in these remaining few games of the season (say, 10 from 15) we can pull off a heist by pretending he's back to his best. If that happens we could easily pick up 30 million for him. I think we all agree he's not cut out to lead the line for us next year.

I may be proven wrong, of course. What if he hits a hat trick against City and then follows it up with a goal a game all the way up to the Champions League Final? In that case I'd have to flip on my current position.

ha! gud one

[Spike 12,049]

This a football club and not a model agency and Cavani a damn good footballer.

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out.

Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out.

Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

Who gives a fuck what he looks like, seriously

He looks like a normal guy to me

[capriccioso 2,545]

In nearly all circumstances I prefer Footballers to be ugly because it makes me feel better about myself. But this guy...he just creeps me out.

Hell, I would take Ribery, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and other 'uglies' in a heart beat. I really don't care what other guys look like.

I agree, there's something strange about Cavani that makes my skin crawl as well... maybe it's the hair.

[Spike 12,049]

Who gives a fuck what he looks like, seriously

He looks like a normal guy to me

I never said I cared or 'gave a fuck'; I said he creeps me out. Stop putting words in my mouth.

In this photo he looks like a normal guy. But when he plays he has a crazy look on his face that I find quite creepy sometimes. Probably why he scores so many goals; he scares the hell out of the defenders.

Everyone just forget about, everyone is taking a joke so damn seriously. Let's move on, okay?

Orange why are you so damn aggressive, anyway?

[capriccioso 2,545]

He has braces?

And I thought it couldn't get any worse.

[Spike 12,049]

He has braces?

And I thought it couldn't get any worse.

Nothing wrong with braces, man. I rather have braces than the crooked smile I have now.