OneMoSalah

Yeah I seen that photo of Bale wearing 9 vs LA Galaxy, very odd tbh. I reckon AVB will try and transform Bale into Hulk (lmfao, probably could similar attributes apart from hes not really an inverted forward).

I DNT NEED NO MUTHAFUCKIN TEST TO KNOW I AM RAPID AT TYPING! /I HAVE FAILED TO BEAT MY PREVIOUS SPEED............ OMG FML

Wow did Sully Muntari sign for AC permanently as well? Fuck I mind when he was playing at Inter under Jose, seems to have fallen down the graceful football ladder.

Hamsik isn't a winger is he? Hes like an attacking midfielder and we have more than enough of those now! Gaston Ramirez is more an attacking midfielder as well as is Santi Cazorla. Moses will be bought likely, fits the bill, young, up and coming, potential resale value.

What "the duck" is no longer number 7? Awwwwwww never knew that!

I don't think Roman will even bother going for him again. If Pep's still out of a job I'd expect him to be in charge next summer. I know Robbie has a 2 year deal but the saying goes "What Roman wants, Roman gets" and he clearly wants Pep Guardiola!!!

I think you've always got to appreciate the fact he played for Chelsea more than anything. I don't exactly feel Torres was needed but I appreciate that he is playing for us and not Livershite or Man United. Oh no I think I'm turning into Cap, I seem to have a growing love for Kalou....

Have to be honest, if Oscar is going to be a key player this season I think we'll probably see a 4-3-3 containing either him/Lampard, Mikel and Ramires. I don't see why he'd play on the wide right in a 4-2-3-1, or even if the double pivot as he will have more of a fixed position. Still wonder how Robbie will get Mata, Hazard, Marin in the same team too, but we'll see.

What he is saying is true though, the attitude and spirit of the squad under him at times was fucking awful. West Brom game before he got sacked was a fucking disgrace, was incredibly bad. Still look forward to beating his team soon

Realistically.... In Robert Lewandowski (£20-25 million), Cesar Azpilicueta (£7-9 million) and Victor Moses (£6.5 million plus £3 million in add-ons) Out Malouda (£3-5 million), Benayoun (£2-4 million), Kakuta (£5-7 million), McEachran (Loan), Lukaku (Loan), De Bruyne (Loan). Would consider that good business tbh.

Milan may be significantly weaker but we cannot underestimate them, I think the team underestimated the MLS team a bit and payed for it or maybe it was just the fact that they were much fitter than us but it seems a bit of both. Milan will still have decent players on show and will give us a tight game so I'm going for 2-1 Chelsea!

Na get in at Branna at CB and sign Azpilicueta/Maicon/Pizsceck/Debuchy for RB.

That's fair enough. He did have a good season in terms of goals and assists last year but its up to him to take it up a level in a much better league which could be a problem for him this year as he will need time to adjust and gel with the team. He is a very special talent and eventually it will show, if its not this season then it will be season after.

Funnily enough my brother purchased the same set of shoes last week. Coincidence much And more to the point the last thing I purchased was "athlete" tape which to me and you is basically just tape for going round your socks at football... then the cunts call the match off...

I have to be honest here mate and don't take it the wrong way but I think your being over critical. Every player lacks some things. Nobody is that good that they are perfect! Not even Messi

Tbh looking back on his Chelsea career, Kalou should have flourished as a center forward rather than being put out on the wings to compensate for the other strikers. I think that the amount of strikers we had when he was here ruined his chances of being a prominent figure up the middle for us. He did have talent, I don't think he wouldn't had been signed otherwise. Still he scored vital goals for us from the wing, which was also pleasing but I think if he was played as a center forward his Chelsea career would of been totally different! Call me crazy if you want but you can't deny that his career stalled when he was used as a winger rather than a striker and used from the bench when he had out performed certain big names.

Hazard is class, he will be one of the best in the world soon. I don't care if I'm overrating him because I am delighted that he chose us in the first place, remember if he'd gone to City or United, all their fans would be saying the same, the general majority of people see him as an amazing talent with bags of potential. I bet you United and City fans will be incredibly gutted when he rips their team a new arsehole

So we can now basically tag other people in our posts like twitter? And this quote thing I just realized what it was!

Don't Benfica not want 31 million for him, that is basically like dealing with Porto. Far too fucking much!!!

Nicest thing I could say about our rivals is that their (Man Utd's) goalkeeper looks like Spike. Apart from that United are cunts despite having the best Scottish manager ever... well until I get a job

Its not as bad as it first looked in that leaked photos, its quite different and unique. Lol if anybody gets Malouda on their tops then wtf!!

Get all 3! Hazard, Marin and Oscar on one each!

Just me or does Oscar 11 look sexy as fuck on our top

Knew he'd end up getting Didiers number

He won't be bought for 40 million. If we bought him now he'd have his development stalled something hellish, he'd be half the player he could be here than at Atletico if he joined this summer.