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Well to be fair he is an idiot. What I can remember of him last season was that the cunt needs a haircut and a shave.

Yeah I think its crashed, I cant get on either.

Craig Gordon is a free agent but has very bad injury problems. If he could stay fit he'd be an amazing back up, hes underrated as a keeper. In the SPL years ago he was miles ahead of every goalkeeper and he got better at Sunderland. He'd be a great signing if kept fit but still he wouldn't play that much likely.

Have to be honest, I just hope that against AC we don't defend as badly and play a strongish first XI. enough with the 9 different players each line up. We don't want to see any of this chopping and changing shite halfway through the season like with AVB, we all know what happened last time.

I have to be honest, this thread has taken it too far. I know I criticized the team but I don't think we need a our squad is overrated topic, noooooooo hell no.

Ok I maybe was a bit too harsh but still I'm disappointed we should have beaten that team!

Yeah but still, we are better than what we played tonight. Hazard, Lampard, Ramires, Marin, Essien, Mikel, Terry, Luiz, Cahill, Cole etc are all good players and played so you would of thought that a team containing them would of scraped a better result than a 3-2 loss.

Yes but we are the Champions of Europe, we should be cruising this 4 or 5-1, especially with the players we have too. Pre season or not we should be performing better than that too, the performance wasn't great.

Have to be honest, majority of this game has been disappointing, we should be smashing these cunts pre season or not.

Not too bothered about Lukaku as much, think pre-season is great for him tbh. Hilario and Benayoun though fuccccccccccccccccccccksakeeeee

Major League Soccer ‏@MLS .@ChelseaFC Starting XI v #MLSAllStar: Hilario, Ivanovic, Terry, Cahill, Cole, Benayoun, Essien, Lampard, Marin, Ramires, Lukaku

4-1 Chelsea!

Bet half of us have all put Oscar in our teams... I haven't but I am tempted.

If Ramires was naturally better technically he could be a natural winger. Offers great defensive work on the right as well, if he could get his touch and crossing much better than what it is now then he'd be a good option there too. Maybe we should look to pip Arsenal to Santi Cazorla? Isn't he not able to play as a winger and had decent assist stats for Valencia and Malaga over the last few years? Only problem for me is the team is vastly unbalanced and without Ramires or Kalou on the right/left offering help by tracking back and doing some dirty work we could be exposed.

True but I'd rather a winger similar to Antonio Valencia, as in he gets at least 10 assists a season. Marin could be but I'm unsure if he will be a regular or just an impact player. Mata and Hazard are capable but they are probably greater at scoring goals than setting them up. Mata had a lot of assists last season but tbh we only looked to him for creativity so someone like Valencia would be a perfect fit on the right wing. Just a pity every winger wants to come inside these days!

If we need any sort of winger, it should be one who can get to the byline and cross 9 out of 10 times rather than Hulk who prefers to come in and shoot more than pick someone out.

I have a funny feeling he will get Didiers shirt, just a hunch though.

Hate to put a negative spin on this signing, but it seems that Lamps days as a Chelsea regular will be very slim either next season or the one after. Oscar will probably be his successor, or Josh maybe.

Well tbh, I am just guessing the majority of doctors up here are either Indian or Pakistani. I think British people becoming doctors is a dying art...

Well apart from the Indians there aren't as many other South Asian doctors up here then. Make sense now ?

Oh and yeah the majority of doctors up here are Indian tbf. Not as many South Asian ones though.

maybe it means you secretly abuse calpol like the rest of us or is just everyone in Scotland ah you know what never mind

acute cocaine poisoning wtf?!?! sounds like an imaginary poison that the people in rehab tell crack heeds about to try and get them to stop....

Just remembered I have got a relation to an Australian rich guy who owns many McDonald's through my dad.....hes like my dad's uncle's brother or something...... just as you guys were on about McDonalds and stuff too. You know what I think I might have to go to Australia and beg this guy for money.

Probably, Fergie is going crazy.