OneMoSalah

Well when I say I don't drink I don't do it regularly, birthdays, new year and Christmas' are exceptions. I think for my 17th I'll have to get absolutely cuntfaced and end up in a ditch while being wanted by the police for some sort of vandalism charge. I suppose you'd get a nice surprise if you found a smartie in your beard like 4 or 5 days after last eating them, but then you'd want more smarties and not have any

I dont want a beard like that, that's the sort of beard that you could loose things in. Automatic no go! Imagine your eating smarties and you miss your mouth and you've got smarties stuck in your beard? Exactly imagine the pain! Who would want to go through that! Also I don't drink but 99.99% of the country does.

WTF IS GOING ON ON BBC3? FOR ONE ITS ACTUALLY SHOWING SOMETHING THIS EARLY AND TWO ITS GOT A FILM WITH TALKING DOGS? WTF AM I GOING CRAZY?!??!

Remember against Man United under Carlo when he went right through the back of Shrek and Hernandez, thats the rashness I was on about. Still Shrek and wee pea pod deserved it because they play for United.

I don't think so, unless we have been ko'd due to alcohol abuse but thats about it.

Its Cap vs the world I thought

Allnightered part 2

Most of us would rather we win than complete over 200 passes though... I dont care about the playing style as long as Chelsea are successful and win trophies we can play ultra defensive football or attacking football couldn't care!

Graph of my recent scores, slowly but surely becoming consistent

I cant believe between 7th and 8th there is like 13 WMP! Crazy. Then theres 90 difference from the top to bottom loool OH NO YOU FUCKING JUST DIDN'T YOU CUNT!!!!! WAS PROBABLY MORE THAN 105 WMP TOO, WAS GOING RAPID :| :| :|: |: |: |::|::|:|:\:\:: :|: :| |:

Just scored a hattrick... I mean beat my score! and is now currently drawing with Cap despite him using the alphabetical name order thing to cheat Visit the Typing Test and try!

Haha! I got like 84, then 94, then I've got in the 100s 3 separate times, I'm like Fernando Torres, does good, then shite, then shite, then decent, then shite lolol

Your just creeping above myself and Pr22 I see. Or are you I have connections within the committee, this isn't cheating. I also signed up an account to get statistical information about my "typing skills" lolz. http://10fastfingers.com/user/151560/

I just got 103 !!! I am quite like that as well, get high 80s, high 90s sometimes even high 70s. Really inconsistent but I don't tell anybody Visit the Typing Test and try!

One hit wonder!!!!

Well that joke lied to me, what a fucking shit lying joke cunt thingy mabobber. Anyway isn't Fosters not brewed in Edinburgh or something? Says it on the tin I'm sure but the adverts have the 2 Australian guys in it... confused.com

We need a goal scorer upfront too! If Torres goes back to his form from last year (bottling open nets and playing shit) then we are fucked.

Di Matteo: "I'm not worried about our striker position. We've got Torres, Sturridge, Lukaku - Torres has a fantastic career scoring record." Robbie hinting at not dipping into the market and bothering to sign a striker.

Yep hes improved with his interceptions and tackles. Hes not so rash as well, which is a major problem with Brazilian defenders in Europe.

This. So true.

or defending as he is still iffy sometimes.

Piazon isn't ready to support DJ Campbell at QPR never mind Fernando Torres. We need to play Hazard and Marin though totally agree.

If Luiz takes any more freekicks I will have to tweet him saying not to do so

Hahahahha this is so true but I'd say he has "I don't know what a haircut is" written on his face along with "cocky cunt" too....

Oh no someone edited my post removing all the ----'s showing the difference in quality between Hazard in pre-season and everyone else So surely that means no David Luiz taking free kicks