OneMoSalah

I have an even better theory for how anyone can win WW3, show that fucking annoying Shaun T Insanity work out advert on every television channel. See it nearly every night when I'm up, so so so so want to fucking punch the cunt in the face he is so annoying yelling at me "Dig deeper, I need YOU to dig DEEPER!!!" Fucking prick he is, nobody shouts at me. Anyway eventually everyone will end up boring themselves to death/surrendering and the opposing country will have won. Also people who go on the Insanity advert, I dont give a fuck if you earned that t-shirt, its a fucking t-shirt argrehtiwebgjksabth rage

You sir, are a sinister mother fucker.

Oh lol, when I think of the Simpsons now I can just remember some guy posting a Olympic logo in here that looked like Lisa Simpson sucking Bart Simpsons dick. The remains of my childhood was in tatters and still is.

I only like the Chinese for their fine cuisine and their rather fine porn stars........... ha as if

I'm not even joking but China scares me due to the fact it is evolving as a country and becoming bigger and bigger and better at producing technologies and seem to be leading the world in research on various subjects. If they could turn that technology and research they have into weapons/things that could help they would be the ultimate superpower country and could control the world.... also North Korea/South Korea with their supposed nuclear weapons are quite dangerous but you can't tell if they actually have them or not.

Well long may it stay that way haha!

True but I reckon that the only sort of "superpower" should be Chelsea FC

If WW3 was to break out I'd shit it as Britian is an island and can be attacked from multiple directions... still don't know if such thing till happen. Though if Scotland were ever to loose Irn Bru I would be lost forever :( :( never mind being under control from another country, if we lost Irn Bru Scotland would swallow itself and disappear.

I love apples, I don't know why but apples are good at like 25 to 3 in the morning...

We'd be linked with Torres ever since after his first season with Liverpool!!!

If its true about him wanting £175,000 p/w he can get to fuck. Plus if the transfer fee is over £30 million, the same applies.

If someone in a Scottish gang got a text like that they would ask to meet the cunts who sent it and curb stomp them a new arsehole. Then end up stealing their money and going and feasting on buckfast tonic wine and chinese food for 4 hours. Just noticed Cap didn't send the link to that BBC page

Seen this earlier, isn't he not doing youth coaching with Milan now?

If he doesn't cut here, its nothing major, if he does its a bargain.

Seems this rumor has picked up again after Whelan coming out and saying we're still in talks for him. Personally if he plays like this for us I would love him. Maybe he should of scored when he went clean through and crossed it when he shot but still played class against them! Absolutely tore Sagna a new arsehole. Also in this video showing his goals his finishing and movement is very good for some of the goals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSR53VXw-yo&feature=player_embedded

Watch the Team GB vs Brazil friendly again and look at how well Oscar played against the likes of Joe Allan, Ryan Giggs, Tom Cleverley in the midfield. He was MOTM imo because his passing was very accurate, didn't complete every pass but he did complete the majority of them. He also made a few interceptions in the game and for being "lightweight" he was strong in the tackle and trying to regain possession. He linked the midfield and attack really well, got in to advanced positions* and managed to test the keeper once or twice. Was only one game but he looked very promising, very very promising. *With Sandro and Romulo more defensive minded players he was able to get in to the attacking positions, only question is if hes playing in the double pivot will he have that freedom? Just wondering what will happen but we will see.

True, I have hated Levy ever since the Modric saga last summer despite us possibly paying them 40-50 million for him just half a year after giving Liverpool 50 million for Torres (and we all know what happened with him.........). He is a spunkbucket.

Modric has done a Tevez... gone missing.

Fergie is getting dottled I must say. Hazard is genuinely worth 32 million, in fact hes probably worth more. Lucas is only a 15 million player right now as he is still very rough around the edges, his dribbling, shooting and pace is very good while most of the other parts of his game aren't that good. And as you said where would he play him, exactly what I am wondering lol. Valencia, Nani and Kagawa are better than Lucas right now and will be played ahead of him. He should probably go to Inter in Serie A and build himself up from prospect into a more established player like what Hazard did at Lille.... (then come to Chelsea in 2 or 3 seasons)

Ah fuck it we got Hazard, Utd can have him. Probably not even worth the 30 odd million they will pay anyway.

he can pass...

Brazil have got better individuals but Spain still play better as a team imo. It will be a very good match up though if they come against each other tbh. I still fancy Brazil to win the Olympics though, especially if Spain get put out !!!

Rami, Hazard and Ashley are my 3 from Chelsea!

Yeah he has had the same injury on his knee 2 or 3 times. Still he has got a lot of years left in him, hopefully he can get close to what he was before. I would rather he stayed than going out and signing Tiote as it would be hard as fuck to convince Newcastle to sell for him less than 20-25 million. Also Tiote is good yes but I think hes overrated slightly (especially by Newcastle fans). He wouldn't plug the gap the old Essien did, he would be a second rate option imo. If we were going to replace Essien it would have to be someone who is nearly is/as good as he was a few years back and the only player suitable would be Yaya Toure (who is playing for cunting Man City sadly). I'd keep one eye on Victor Wanyama though, guys defos got talent I just don't know if he'll develop into a pure beast like old Ess! Hes only 20 now but he has the attributes to be considered.

There aren't thousands of players like Essien. Tiote, Yaya Toure and perhaps even Ramires (not exactly the same) are the closest players to Essien. Plus if Essien got back to his old form he'd be better than all of them. So basically if your willing to take a "second rate" player in Tiote (who we would have to play a whole shitload of dosh to Newcastle for) rather than wait and see if the Bison gets back to his previous self then you sir are crazy. The last 2 years were very start and stop for him, he had injuries in both seasons that held him back so I'd wait and give him this season to see if he can regain his form, hopefully in an injury free season.