OneMoSalah

Does anybody watch phonejacker? Fucking class hahahaha

If that happened I would literally wank over this transfer window. Ok too far but yeah.....

Well on a laptop you can pull the key plate of the thing and clip it back on, don't know about for a keyboard for a PC, probably could but you'd have to check.

Haha! What did you do to your . button to not make it work?

Visit the Typing Test and try! @capriccioso I have smoked your score, TWICE. How do you feel?

You mean this "." , ah I feel for you. . . . . . .. . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ............ . . . . .. . . .

Character map?

Great finish tonight, still didn't play as good as he can due to not being 100 percent fit by the looks of it.

I don't cheat if thats what your implying

Would give you rep but I have none

Visit the Typing Test and try! IM STILL COMING FOR 6TH AND 5TH. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH Visit the Typing Test and try!

You guys are arses, leaving me behind in the race for 5th. :( :(

Lol!!

1 Scotland 2 Scotland 3 Scotland 4 Scotland 5 Scotland 6 Scotland

Very true, I just forgot to put him in the list as he wasn't at the club. But I mentioned Kalas, what the fuck.

Oh yeah shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, totally forgot him. I don't know who would be first then Hazard or Courtois

After seeing Neymar rip it up against Team GB I really wanted to sign him, but hes got some ego and is a prick but still some footballer. Plus he has a decent understanding with Oscar, as does Damiao.

Oscar: "I hope I get used to scoring here [Old Trafford]." I am falling in love with this kid, defos.

No hes still at Newcastle. I don't think Robbie will go for him tbh, hes 27 coming 28 with a bad knee. Newcastle took a risk on him, it could horribly backfire on them if he gets injured next season.

1 Hazard 2 Oscar 3 Lukaku 4 McEachran 5 Piazon Top 5 young players for me tbh. Maybe even throw Kalas in their despite being on loan but I'll leave it as that.

I vote for erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm........... Hard choice, but @capriccioso for me. Would of said @ but he looks like De Gea so I am afraid I cannot for that specific reason. Na I really could of picked him, Cap or Konos, but sadly I have to pick one oh yeah cheers for the mentions honestly you guys are the best

OH JESUS WTF. EDIT: DAMN YOU

Lol, the chiwawa temple bit is fucking ridiculous. Whatever twat directed this film deserves to be locked up.

I discovered what the film on BBC3 is, its called Beverly Hill Chiwawa. Its so gay.

Wtf is Djamolidine Abdoujaparov and how IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE to say it?