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Haha I have three words for the members who intend to slate me for such comparison in the next 7 minutes or so "suck my balls"

If we get Rooney, I believe we'd have the best front 4 in England and one of the best in Europe, by a sheer mile. Rooney as the front man, hes a technically gifted player who can interchange with the 3 behind him. He has a footballing brain, as do Mata, Hazard and Oscar, it would be incredible to see them link up. Rooney could come deeper to get the ball, opening up spaces similar to what Messi does for Barca, drawing his marker out allowing Mata/Hazard/Oscar to have more room to receive the ball in/get into goal scoring positions due to the fact hes moved a player out of his position receiving the ball/looking to receive the ball. He can also play as a pure 9, getting onto the end of crosses/scoring goals in and around the box.

Thiago can play as an 8 as well as being able to play as a 10.

Great signing for Bayern if its true. They will be incredible again next season you can just tell.. even though I hate Pep, fuck you Pep.

I have no doubts that Bayern will play 4-3-3 under Pep, so probably be more like -------------Neuer------------- ---------------------------------- Lahm-Martinez-Dante-Alaba ---------------------------------- -----------Gustavo------------ ---------------------------------- --Schweini---Kroos/Thiago- ---------------------------------- --Muller---------------Ribery-- ----------------------------------- --------------Gotze--------------

Nice 3-0 win to get us back into the grove would be nice. Hoping to see van Ginkel, Schurrle, Schwartzer, De Bruyne and Lukaku get minutes.

Lalkovic is no where near good enough for the first team even if its just a squad place, hes not done anything decent yet and I don't expect he'll make the grade here. Isn't he not like in his early 20s now?

Hoping Jose or one of his staff could potentially come up with a fitness schedule to get JT back into top shape like Rafa done with Torres. It might not make him a better defender but hes struggled with injuries a lot so maybe it could help.

so he gets 16 which means we wont sign De Rossi... great logic. We've just signed Schwartzer but he always wore #1 at Fulham wowowowowoowowowowo Cech out guys...... naaaaaat calm down.

Good signing. Nice to see we didn't bow down to Norwichs massive price for Ruddy and told them to fuck off and brought another player in.

or if we do sell Ba and sign a class striker but out of the three we have right now thats what I think their orders are.

Ba first choice, Lukaku second choice, Torres third choice/out

Bottom of the pecking order? I'd put Torres there or sell him. Ba is capable of scoring 20+ goals a season, you'd think with the players we have here he'd easily score that if he was played more than twice a month like under Rafa. Lukaku has the potential but he still has a bit to go yet to be better than Ba imo. He will eventually be better, a lot better but for now in my eyes Ba should be our starting striker with Romelu being second choice. Torres can just get to fuck.

I'd say Ba based on how well he did at Newcastle over the last 2 years is probably our best option at CF. Lukaku will get a few starts and that but as seen at WBA he was effective coming off the bench with 30 minutes to go or something.

Why sign an inferior player to Ba, then sell Ba?

FUCKING ANY STRIKER CHELSEA PLEASE........... not that rapey cunt Nile Ranger though

We could have bought twenty five 31 or 32 year old David Villas (can't remember his age) for what we payed for Torres. What did Atleti pay upfront, like 2.1m? Incredible. Gomez cost 13m and Villa 2.1m where the fuck where the Chelsea board when this deals were going down?

76 kilos I think. Can't remember exactly but its around 76-78 kilos.

Whoever wrote that 3 reasons to keep Torres should have their knob cut off and glued to their forehead to demonstrate that they really are dickheads. I could think of at least 50 reasons why Torres should leave (whey hey one for every million unlike that fucker and his goals) and they are all based around the fact that he is shit and is costing us a shitload of money. In fact if I had the dedication I'd write a list of all the reasons why we should get rid of him. 'Torres is a born winner' is he fuck. He won fuck all at Liverpool and I doubt he won anything with Atletico. He won the Euros with Spain in 08 and 12 as well as the 2010 WC but hes won a Champions League, Europa League and FA cup with Chelsea. He didn't contribute majorly to any of the trophies hes won here, ok maybe an exception for the Europa League but still, saying hes a born winner because hes been part of a winning club side since 2011 where he did basically next to nothing is ridiculous.

Because teams don't just sell off world class strikers.

its fucking shit hahahaha, bunch of posh Londoners being bellends

Sign all the strikers and we'll play a 1-0-0-5-5 CECH NO DEFENCE NO CENTRAL MIDFIELDERS SCHURRLE MATA OSCAR HAZARD DE BRUYNE LUKAKU TORRES BA CAVANI BENTEKE

Too sleepy, been up all night, think I'll go drop a dumbbell on my head unintentionally due to tiredness. fuck being tired

He looks like a bit like Jayden Smith.... that Karate Kid fucker who made about £4004004 billion before he even had pubes because his dad is WIll Smith........ on second thoughts he doesn't really.... http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuZxvFpCXssLbt4nZNwGbE31WZzC6a2LBVUCtqTht5O178fcjXGQ I'm going insane I think Anyway another young guy whos chances of making it the first team are slim as we don't trust in youth haha. Great. Also just waiting for WBA to come out and claim we poached him like Kakuta about 6 years ago..... wooo

I dislike X-Factor, Britian's got talent, America's got talent, TOWIE, Geordie shore, Jersey shore, Celebrity juice, American Idol, Made in Chelsea, Big Brother etc etc shite like that. Its the worst bullshit they've ever put on TV. A lot of people I know up here seem to watch a lot of that Geordie and Jersey shore shower of shit like its the best thing ever, it honestly makes me want to punch half of humanity in the face because its ridiculously stupid and shit. Oh yeah Tupac is shit too.