OneMoSalah

We could have bought twenty five 31 or 32 year old David Villas (can't remember his age) for what we payed for Torres. What did Atleti pay upfront, like 2.1m? Incredible. Gomez cost 13m and Villa 2.1m where the fuck where the Chelsea board when this deals were going down?

76 kilos I think. Can't remember exactly but its around 76-78 kilos.

Whoever wrote that 3 reasons to keep Torres should have their knob cut off and glued to their forehead to demonstrate that they really are dickheads. I could think of at least 50 reasons why Torres should leave (whey hey one for every million unlike that fucker and his goals) and they are all based around the fact that he is shit and is costing us a shitload of money. In fact if I had the dedication I'd write a list of all the reasons why we should get rid of him. 'Torres is a born winner' is he fuck. He won fuck all at Liverpool and I doubt he won anything with Atletico. He won the Euros with Spain in 08 and 12 as well as the 2010 WC but hes won a Champions League, Europa League and FA cup with Chelsea. He didn't contribute majorly to any of the trophies hes won here, ok maybe an exception for the Europa League but still, saying hes a born winner because hes been part of a winning club side since 2011 where he did basically next to nothing is ridiculous.

Because teams don't just sell off world class strikers.

its fucking shit hahahaha, bunch of posh Londoners being bellends

Sign all the strikers and we'll play a 1-0-0-5-5 CECH NO DEFENCE NO CENTRAL MIDFIELDERS SCHURRLE MATA OSCAR HAZARD DE BRUYNE LUKAKU TORRES BA CAVANI BENTEKE

Too sleepy, been up all night, think I'll go drop a dumbbell on my head unintentionally due to tiredness. fuck being tired

He looks like a bit like Jayden Smith.... that Karate Kid fucker who made about £4004004 billion before he even had pubes because his dad is WIll Smith........ on second thoughts he doesn't really.... http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuZxvFpCXssLbt4nZNwGbE31WZzC6a2LBVUCtqTht5O178fcjXGQ I'm going insane I think Anyway another young guy whos chances of making it the first team are slim as we don't trust in youth haha. Great. Also just waiting for WBA to come out and claim we poached him like Kakuta about 6 years ago..... wooo

I dislike X-Factor, Britian's got talent, America's got talent, TOWIE, Geordie shore, Jersey shore, Celebrity juice, American Idol, Made in Chelsea, Big Brother etc etc shite like that. Its the worst bullshit they've ever put on TV. A lot of people I know up here seem to watch a lot of that Geordie and Jersey shore shower of shit like its the best thing ever, it honestly makes me want to punch half of humanity in the face because its ridiculously stupid and shit. Oh yeah Tupac is shit too.

Was out in my back garden about 20 minutes ago, for a Scotsman its too hot man.

Been up all night and I feel like if I move I may let my guts come out of my nostrils.

Leave Marco van Ginkel alone Spike...... I'm quite tempted to look at getting a tattoo in the next year or so to be honest, just don't know what to get.. nothing like that shitty tattoo Bieber got done, my cousin who's 10 could probably draw better than whoever made an arse of that cunts tattoo.

If we were to miss out on De Rossi, after seeing Gustavo's Confed Cup displays and the uncertainty around his Bayern future with Martinez there, would yous have him here? I would if he was attainable for a similar price to De Rossi. Hes also a left footer so that gives us a bit of balance if he were to play the left side of the pivot with Rami on the right.

Totally agree. Pedro is the player who provides the width on the right or left (can play both very well as hes ambidextrous, can use his right as well as his left) for Barca, hes vital to them as he can stretch teams that are sitting compact.

5.5m after tax apparently.

Looks set to sign for Napoli. Napoli have made some good buys so far, Damiao and Mertens should be good for them along with Rafael the Brazilian GK from Santos who looks as if hes set to sign as well.

Still can't believe Rafa was going to sell Alonso and replace him with Gareth Barry the season before he went to Madrid... what a fucking idiot hahahahaha

Summer in Scotland usually consists of 2 days of sun and however many days of rain and wind.

Gomez is effectively another player to cross off that list, a Bayern executive said he only wants to go to Fiorentina but needs to wait for Fiorentina to get funds together to sign him for the price Bayern want. If we could tempt Lewandowski, I'd have him in an instance. The only thing is, can we get him when he seems Bayern bound?

If we are to sign Alonso at least it gives us a player who can control the tempo in midfield, something we lacked last season.

Daily Star is shit haha, most unreliable newspaper on the go.

SIGN FRED!!!!!!!

If we get De Rossi then it changes everything, he will be the undisputed starter if he signs.

Exactly what Benzema did that season under Jose where he scored a lot of goals. It worked. Great to see a young player though raring to get going and doing training. Great to see.

Hes one of the only natural holding midfield players we have. If we are to continue playing 4-2-3-1, he has more a right to start in the pivot than Lampard, Essien, van Ginkel or Luiz, playing without a natural DM has given us problems in midfield. We only have Mikel and Oriol as defensive midfielders, one of the two should start there, with one of Ramires, Lampard, Essien or van Ginkel next to them.