The English Football Thread

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3 nil

Bowen

West Ham running fucking riot

Lingard is playing out his boots

[Jase 43,479]

FFS WOLVES!

It's West Ham v Leicester this coming weekend...

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

beautiful movement, pace and pass by lingard but that shot should not go in. patricio is absolute pants at his near post. not the first time he conceded a cheap goal there.

[MoroccanBlue 5,296]

If this doesn't embarrass our players even more and put a rocket up their arse, I don't know what will. 

West Ham are above them. 

Edited April 5, 2021 by MoroccanBlue

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

disgusting misses from wolves. how can you not score there. they are jsut gifting it to westham. wolves look likethey have been bought.

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

what a run by traore. imagine oneof our wingers would be in lingard or traore form of today

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Dendoncker

[Laylabelle 9,351]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

FFS WOLVES!

It's West Ham v Leicester this coming weekend...

And we play before them.. fantastic 

Edited April 5, 2021 by Laylabelle

[Jase 43,479]

In superficial (not sure if that's the right word lol) terms, it's really annoying to see the football gods make other teams being super clinical with their chances while we struggle to convert ours. West Brom scored 5 fucking goals at the weekend from an xG of 1.5, for example, and now there's West Ham scoring 3 goals from an xG of 0.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Laylabelle 9,351]

I miss days where we would have the odd big win..hasn't happened really recently. If this whole top 4 comes to goal difference..few moments to look  back on and get annoyed at. This weekend especially 

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

In superficial (not sure if that's the right word lol) terms, it's really annoying to see the football gods make other teams being super clinical with their chances while we struggle to convert ours. West Brom scored 5 fucking goals at the weekend from an xG of 1.5, for example, and now there's West Ham scoring 3 goals from an xG of 0.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shows once more xG is mostly BS, albeit in this particular instance the direction given by xG is correct...can't really make this up.

Edited April 5, 2021 by Magic Lamps

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

nuno threw in the towel by subbing on the useless fabio silva

[Jase 43,479]

5 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

shows once more xG is mostly BS, albeit in this particular instance the direction given by xG is correct...can't really make this up.

It's a fucking joke! West Brom, for example, had 10 shots on target in both matches against us this season and they scored 8 goals from it. 

I mean...all that and the football gods make us watch our players miss chances every week. If it's not Werner, it's Mount. If it's not Mount, it's Havertz. If it's not Havertz, it's Pulisic. If it's not Pulisic, it's Ziyech. And the list fucking goes on!

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53 minutes ago, Milan said:

Imagine losing the CL place to fucking West Ham. Lampard should never be employed again. Let him manage some minows.

TT has had enough time to have improved us enough for a top four place. Both managers will be to blame, along with those responsible for spending 250 million on players who've somehow made our team worse.

Not a Chelsea player in the top 25 scorers this season with our top scorer netting a whoppng 6 goals. Its a minor miracle we're still in with a shout of top four.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

7 minutes ago, Jason said:

It's a fucking joke! West Brom, for example, had 10 shots on target in both matches against us this season and they scored 8 goals from it. 

I mean...all that and the football gods make us watch our players miss chances every week. If it's not Werner, it's Mount. If it's not Mount, it's Havertz. If it's not Havertz, it's Pulisic. If it's not Pulisic, it's Ziyech. And the list fucking goes on!

We're lucky if we have 10 shots and get more then one goal. It's just not been happening this season. Our misses have been interesting..

Edited April 5, 2021 by Laylabelle

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

playing with fabio silva is like playing with 10 men or less. what an excuse of a footballer.

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Just now, Laylabelle said:

We're lucky if we have 10 shots get more then one goal. It's just not been happening this season. Our misses have been interesting..

And rarely make the keepers make many good saves.  Far, far too often we take too long to get a shot in and repeatedly over or under hit the crucial final pass. Furthermore, Mount is just about the only player who can score from anykind of distance. We must have the worst ball strikers in the entire league.

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

lol reverse jinx worked