The English Football Thread

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Lol cant believe the hype Moses is getting. He looks good at stoke but couldnt even get into the side at Liverpool. Isnt good enough for us end of!

He was one of our best players in the Europa league run and one of our most impressive players in Jose's first pre-season. He should never have been loaned to Liverpool in the first place.

[Polo7 3,496]

He was one of our best players in the Europa league run and one of our most impressive players in Jose's first pre-season. He should never have been loaned to Liverpool in the first place.

Europa League and Preseason. Says it all really.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

The sack Alan Pardew site is very impressive indeed.

http://sackpardew.com/

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Europa League and Preseason. Says it all really.

No one is saying he should be a regular starter at the club but I'm yet to convinced that Salah offers anything better than he does. We shall see

[Special Juan 27,473]

It's hard to judge Salah's contribution in all honesty.

[Viper22 2,418]

And your "WTF" moment of the day is brought to you by Emile Heskey:

I don't even want to know...

It's a parody of the British phrase "He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo". It's like "Couldn't hit a barn door if you were sitting on the handle" or "Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat". It means you've got terrible aim. It's Irish in origin I think, and it used to be shovel rather than banjo, but changed due to a banjo being a type of shovel in Ireland.

Phrases often levelled at Torres during his time at Chelsea and more so at King Heskey. So it's obviously a play on that... Poor guy .

[Madmax 9,219]

Really good goal. Make that two.

[Daniel1980 1,425]

LOL. Aston Villa conceded 1 goal in 4 games and now conceded 3 goals in 3 minutes.

[Laylabelle 9,398]

Wtf villa

[Special Juan 27,473]

Villa collapsing as expected yet they will face us and Agbonlahor will turn into fucking Ronaldo.

[Term-X 7,891]

Today marks 10 years since Brian Clough passed away, R.I.P to one of THE Greats.

"That Portuguese bloke at Chelsea, Jose what's his name... He reminds me of me at the same age. But I were better looking."

[CHOULO19 24,332]

It's a parody of the British phrase "He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo". It's like "Couldn't hit a barn door if you were sitting on the handle" or "Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat". It means you've got terrible aim. It's Irish in origin I think, and it used to be shovel rather than banjo, but changed due to a banjo being a type of shovel in Ireland.

Phrases often levelled at Torres during his time at Chelsea and more so at King Heskey. So it's obviously a play on that... Poor guy .

You British are so weird...

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Fantastic start come on Fat Sam

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Fucking get in haha what a goal

[couris 232]

hahahahahahaah

[Laylabelle 9,398]

This ain't gana last

[zolayes 14,489]

enjoying this ,, regardless of the result this shows how far Scumpool have gone back and especially

Stevie God ,,, a shadow of the player he once was ...

[Despiadado.Maleante 1,046]

Never seen westham dominate a game like this. Vermin are scum