Mario Gómez

[Magic Lamps 11,668]

Plus Mario Gomez comes across as dumb, arrogant, self-centred, mentally fragile, all the time trying to cover his ineloquence with stupid sayings and jokes. Even though he is of Spanish decent, he does not really speak a foreign language in a way someone can understand him. So all in all pretty similar to Torres.

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

This would be pretty much the worst possible choice to make of all the targets. Therefore, its the most likely one for Chelsea.

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

Fuck off. This guy is absolute shite, would rather play Rafa upfront.

[Beepu 1,714]

Fuck off. This guy is absolute shite, would rather play Rafa upfront.

I wouldnt even have rafa cleaning the stamford bridge public toilet!

[Santiago. 1,500]

Hilarious how some of you rate him. I personally don't think he's the right option for us but thats not to take anything away from Gomez when on form is truly quality

[Rambo 1,729]

Would rather make lukaku our 1st choice next season.

Agreed. I rather use the 40-50 m to fix our midfield.

[Thomas Williams 166]

I'd waayyyy rather have Schweinsteiger than Gomez

[Mufassir08 2,400]

Agreed. I rather use the 40-50 m to fix our midfield.

Exactly my thoughts.A deep lying playmaker has to be top priority this summer if we want to progress as a club.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Not at all the type of striker we need, but people on here are making him out to be much much worse than he is. He's an excellent finisher but seriously lacks consistency.

[Billy. 2,742]

would rather Mario Mandzukic

[Mufassir08 2,400]

Bad news folks...

Chelsea are following Mario Gomez and can make a move for him in the summer. (Mail)

[Backstreet09 499]

Bad news folks...

Chelsea are following Mario Gomez and can make a move for him in the summer. (Mail)

It's Daily mail FFS

[Muzchap 8,966]

Fucks sake not this clown who couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo!

I would rather keep Torres than sign this idiot!

Expect to be quoted next year when we sign him and bags a hat trick first game

Now did I do it on purpose?

[Jase 43,479]

Bad news folks...

Chelsea are following Mario Gomez and can make a move for him in the summer. (Mail)

HA! Not happy at Bayern now and cue the rubbish rumours once more.

[Magic Lamps 11,668]

I understand, going for Gomez sounds pretty reasonable for people who seldom have seen Gomez play and do not know much about football aka our board. He is an experienced big name strike, who is currently unhappy at his club and at least on paper seems to be a perfect main striker for an EPL team also for his physical attributes. In fact he is a dumb, fragile pussy just like Torres, a cunt who also goes missing in big games.

[Spike 12,049]

He is a hulking bounds of muscle and power with no footballing skills whatsoever. He goes missing in the big games and can't be relied on. BUT FUCK HE SCORES GOALS. Chelsea are currently doing crap against a lot of teams and this guy loves scoring 30+ a season against shitty teams. Chelsea still need to beat the shitty teams and this is the guy for it. He won't beat ManUtd of ManCity but he will scrape up a few points against shit teams. As long as Chelsea have a few big game players (they don't) Gómez wouldn't be an awful signing.

A lot of the time the team sturggles against shit teams...

[Melanicus 5,208]

I don't know why all of you hate Gomez, this guy is beast. Scores a lot of goals every season.

[Spike 12,049]

I don't know why all of you hate Gomez, this guy is beast. Scores a lot of goals every season.

Didn't score against Chelsea.