The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Rmpr 8,977]

Well, we just don't like each obviously. It's a love-hate relationship and all you know. Don't think kids like you guys would understand. It's rather complicated...

Thank fuck, I would not want to understand your complicated relationship! Keep it private...

[Spike 12,049]

I swear to fuck they put something in red meat to make it addictive. For the last few weeks or so, I've only had two servings of meat, chicken and fish. And for a while, I was close to fashioning a makeshift blade out of my coffee table and go out hunting for meat. I was to bathe in the blood of animals.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

Doing an allnighter, fuck the system.

[Santiago. 1,500]

I swear to fuck they put something in red meat to make it addictive. For the last few weeks or so, I've only had two servings of meat, chicken and fish. And for a while, I was close to fashioning a makeshift blade out of my coffee table and go out hunting for meat. I was to bathe in the blood of animals.

First signs of a sadistic serial killer...

[Spike 12,049]

Doing an allnighter, fuck the system.

Stayed up for almost 2 days over Easter.

Pro

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

Stayed up for almost 2 days over Easter.

Pro

I am sitting watching the Hoobs.......... fuck i hate tv, they know who i am and should put some interesting shit on around this time.

Also has anyone else seen this brand new made in chelsea advert btw? The fat cunt goes if I were a meal I'd be a ready meal, fucking right you would you fat fuck.

[Kezza 1,965]

Man shits fucked, need advise..

So my ex gf (of 3 years) and I broke up a few months ago, I currently seeing somebody else..this girl is just as amazing, if not better than my ex.

Thing is I can't stop thinking about my ex. We still talk and that. I really don't want her back cause shes a bitch who treated me like shit and I know we aren't meant to be together, and the girl I'm currently with is really great, but at the same time I want to be back with my ex. She's asked me to go round to her house a few times to catch up (not to bang), but I'm worried that i'll do something i'll regret, like bang her.

What to do?..

[Spike 12,049]

Man shits fucked, need advise..

So my ex gf (of 3 years) and I broke up a few months ago, I currently seeing somebody else..this girl is just as amazing, if not better than my ex.

Thing is I can't stop thinking about my ex. We still talk and that. I really don't want her back cause shes a bitch who treated me like shit and I know we aren't meant to be together, and the girl I'm currently with is really great, but at the same time I want to be back with my ex. She's asked me to go round to her house a few times to catch up (not to bang), but I'm worried that i'll do something i'll regret, like bang her.

What to do?..

You broke up with the slut once so chances are you'll break up with her again. Bitch is probably just feeling lonely and wants the D in her V (maybe even A). Forget about it, before I slappa yo face for being ignorant.

PS Shouldn't have come to the pub if you didn't want me to use Slut/Bitch/Whore I'm Australian, it comes out naturally.

I am sitting watching the Hoobs.......... fuck i hate tv, they know who i am and should put some interesting shit on around this time.

Also has anyone else seen this brand new made in chelsea advert btw? The fat cunt goes if I were a meal I'd be a ready meal, fucking right you would you fat fuck.

1. What the fuck are the Hoobs?

2. You don't make sense at the best of times and this is a clusterfuck of dumbassery even by your standards.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

You broke up with the slut once so chances are you'll break up with her again. Bitch is probably just feeling lonely and wants the D in her V (maybe even A). Forget about it, before I slappa yo face for being ignorant.

PS Shouldn't have come to the pub if you didn't want me to use Slut/Bitch/Whore I'm Australian, it comes out naturally.

1. What the fuck are the Hoobs?

2. You don't make sense at the best of times and this is a clusterfuck of dumbassery even by your standards.

The Hoobs.....

and I'll try and find this advert on youtube, its ridiculous. Some fattish guy states if he was a meal, he'd be a ready meal, when its ironic he said that as he looks as if hes devoured millions of them.

state of that video. state of that show in general. those are the sort of people i'd love to batter with a shovel.

[Spike 12,049]

@, I've watched the Hoobs. That show was shit. I hated it.

[The Skipper 20,609]

Man shits fucked, need advise..

So my ex gf (of 3 years) and I broke up a few months ago, I currently seeing somebody else..this girl is just as amazing, if not better than my ex.

Thing is I can't stop thinking about my ex. We still talk and that. I really don't want her back cause shes a bitch who treated me like shit and I know we aren't meant to be together, and the girl I'm currently with is really great, but at the same time I want to be back with my ex. She's asked me to go round to her house a few times to catch up (not to bang), but I'm worried that i'll do something i'll regret, like bang her.

What to do?..

Simple answer - stay away from her and focus on your current girl.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

@, I've watched the Hoobs. That show was shit. I hated it.

I only watched it because well I couldn't find the remote and couldn't be arsed moving. 2 fucking episodes too, roughly an hour of my life I'll never get back. Must be shit being like 6 years old and having to watch such bullshit.

They should stick Dragonball Z back on TV, fuck the Hoobs.

[Spike 12,049]

I only watched it because well I couldn't find the remote and couldn't be arsed moving. 2 fucking episodes too, roughly an hour of my life I'll never get back. Must be shit being like 6 years old and having to watch such bullshit.

They should stick Dragonball Z back on TV, fuck the Hoobs.

You are exactly like me on steroids.

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

You are exactly like me on steroids.

Is that a good or a bad thing haha?

And anyway, time to put some bacon and sausages on, can't beat a bit of breakfast.

[Spike 12,049]

Is that a good or a bad thing haha?

Given my life and possibly your life; it's a bad thing.

Who the fuck is too lazy to change the channel?

[OneMoSalah 8,886]

Given my life and possibly your life; it's a bad thing.

Who the fuck is too lazy to change the channel?

A lazy Scotsman whos all nightered.

Anyway since your the top gun, surely your life can't be that bad?

[Spike 12,049]

A lazy Scotsman whos all nightered.

Anyway since your the top gun, surely your life can't be that bad?

Being Top Gun and having an awesome life aren't mutually inclusive.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

@CHOULO19 and @, you just love each other dont you?

No way. I can't love a Jonas and Bieber fan!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Man shits fucked, need advise..

So my ex gf (of 3 years) and I broke up a few months ago, I currently seeing somebody else..this girl is just as amazing, if not better than my ex.

Thing is I can't stop thinking about my ex. We still talk and that. I really don't want her back cause shes a bitch who treated me like shit and I know we aren't meant to be together, and the girl I'm currently with is really great, but at the same time I want to be back with my ex. She's asked me to go round to her house a few times to catch up (not to bang), but I'm worried that i'll do something i'll regret, like bang her.

What to do?..

It is NEVER a good idea to stay friends with your ex. Trust me on this one. It will only lead to awkward moments and mistakes you'll regret later. I learned that the hard way. Just phase her out of your life. Stop taking her calls, show her you're not making any effort to communicate with her and she'll move along. That's would be best for both of you, imo.

[Jase 43,479]

No way. I can't love a Jonas and Bieber fan!

OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!