The Next Manager?

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

Haha imagine Enrique with this piss poor squad 

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

Enrique apparently wants Marco Reus and full control of transfers to come here.

So, welcome back Ancelotti.

[blues.bridge 343]

Tuchel

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

In all honesty that poll at the top of the page is the most uninspiring selection of managers we’ve had the disappointment of choosing from in years. Honestly if we were to get either of Enrique or Simeone it would be better than Ancelotti or Tuchel but they will both get on the nerves of players, Enrique fell out with Messi and many others at Barca... Simeone makes his players work hard and sacrifice individuality to make themselves essential to the team, regularly you hear of players throwing up at Atletico pre season training, our lads are too soft for that shit, Morata, Hazard, Pedro, Fabregas... if people think Contes strict just wait. Even Tuchel if he comes in he will trst people’s patience, board and players. Enrique also seems like a complete weirdo, he builds a scaffold platform to watch training sessions from it ... suppose his nickname is sorted if he comes though “the scaffold one” or more simply “the scaffolder” 😂

Bad photo but

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Jardim should be in the poll as well. 

[BlueStorm1003 539]

The fact that Brendan fucking Rodgers is in that list is too fucking depressing.

Enrique? Never rated him and never will. Same with Allegri

Ancelotti? Not sure about him, anything could happen.

Tuchel? Don't think he'd be able to turn thing around here

Guus? We don't need this again

Simeone? Doubt he'd come here given the state of the club.

Sarri? Good football with Napoli, but don0t think he'd be able to reproduce that here.

 

This is looking so bleak....I just want Conte to stay

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

Could you imagine playing Sarri's brand of football here?  Bakayoko would look even worse.

[Fernando 6,453]

Marcelo Bielsa if we have nothing to lose. 

Just for the fun of it. 

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

1 minute ago, Fernando said:

Marcelo Bielsa if we have nothing to lose. 

Just for the fun of it. 

Yes.  Screw it.

[Tomo 21,733]

Hearts saying Sarri or Tuchel, heads saying Allegri.

[Jase 43,479]

One fella who hasn't been mentioned...Leonid Slutsky.

[Strike 7,217]

Pochettino?

 

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Ahh It's about time this thread got un-locked. Having a quick think about what which manager I'd trust to come in with fresh new ideas and could potentially match-up with the likes of Guardiola, Mourinho and Pochettino. 

Dream Scenario: Chelsea mortgage the entire Farm and bring in Mauricio Pochettino. 

Realistic Scenario: Tuchel, Allegri, or Leonardo Jardim. That should be the shortlist. Nobody else. Simeone, Luis Enrique, Ancelotti or Roman's friend Slutsky should be nowhere near the Board's mind. 

[BlueSunshine 672]

Here we go again with this fucking bullshit.

Just give the manager job to Marina, with her unparalleled negotiating skills she can talk any ref into giving us the win. And even if we need to bribe, i bet she can low-ball them to get the best price around.

Fucking stupid board.

[bluephoenix 1,126]

And we are back to square one!

[11Drogba 2,000]

I am sure all the elite coaches are eager to work with our board now.

After seeing some names here I will never call other teams supporters as deluded.

 

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

I can't believe Roman Abramovich is accepting failure.

We lost at home 3-0 to Bournemouth and let Watford score 4 against us.

 

 

[the wes 7,212]

I gotta bad feeling Rodgers will be our next manager