Alexandre Pato

[robsblubot 3,237]

4 hours ago, the wes said:

Who's the blonde she smoking hot 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiorella_Mattheis

patos girl

Good signing!  (just to be clear: I meant Fiorella, not Pato) 

 

[Special Juan 27,104]

I really don't know what to think, I'm not expecting anything from him, so anything else is a bonus.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

 

Yeah, he going to go back to the club where he is Ex is the president. 

Inter Milan then.. 

[Melanicus 5,208]

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[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

18 minutes ago, Melanicus said:

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Shevchenko: "Mr. Abramovich was very kind to me and I had a great game against Aston Villa"

Don't forget about the part where we kept changing managers in the hopes of getting Torres firing.

To be fair to Falcao, he would be making the same either way, since we are only paying 50% of his wages.

[Spike 12,049]

28 minutes ago, Melanicus said:

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[milka 3,308]

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[jernej93 565]

1 hour ago, milka said:

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This is a joke, absolute joke! We have Football league Championship player of the season 2014/2015 aged 22 and the best striker in Eredivisie in second half of the season aged 20 but we rather bought Alexandre Pato. Seriously? 

[DANILA 290]

37 minutes ago, jernej93 said:

This is a joke, absolute joke! We have Football league Championship player of the season 2014/2015 aged 22 and the best striker in Eredivisie in second half of the season aged 20 but we rather bought Alexandre Pato. Seriously? 

W. Zaha was also the top rated player in the championship and how did he end up? A subpar PL striker who may be decent when fully developed at best

[Essien19 1,415]

Sky reporting it now. Looks done and dusted. He has the easiest task in the world: Do better than Falcao did here. 

Let's see if Pato can score more than 1 goal in the Premier-League

At the moment: Falcao 1, Pato 0. ?

[brazdourado 1]

Hi guys, i'm brazilian, and i saw the Alexandre Pato career in Brazil.

Corinthians was crazy to sold he. In São Paulo FC, he scored 26 goals in 55 matches.

The FIFA Agent, Gilmar Veloz, the man takes care of career of Alexandre Pato, cheated Chelsea. Pato is a player without disposal to run, to play, to mark other players.

After Copa do Brasil 2013, when he's played at Corinthians, their teammates wanted to kick his ass, cause he lost a inacreditable penalty. Search this on Youtube: Alexandre Pato x Gremio.

Sorry about this, but he is not a professional.

 

PS: Sorry for poor english too

[Parky 739]

I can see Falcao v2 all over this signing..

 

 

[Sovieticus 743]

1 minute ago, Parky said:

Is he the Falcao v2 ?

 

 

No because Pato's age is legit.

[Special Juan 27,104]

In London now, could be done by this evening.

[Special Juan 27,104]

https://twitter.com/j_castelobranco

[Chelsea4 1,521]

Pato; "I'm so happy, it's my dream. Chelsea is my new home." [Sky Sports]

Pato: "Thanks to Chelsea for support. Thanks to my fans for support on Instagram and Twitter." (Sky)

Pato: "I’m very anxious [to play] and I want to know my new friends and players in the team. I really want to play in Chelsea." (Sky)

[Costa19 846]

The big question is: Will he play vs MK Dons?