The Mourinho Thread

[LDN Blue 7,903]

He's the current league winning manager. He's respected throughout the world of football.....and even here by some!

Shock horror right, how dare we!

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

Agreed a five year deal with Utd according to Spanish press

[Ossie the King 634]

Agreed a five year deal with Utd according to Spanish press

That's ok. Apparently he can only last 3 (but wins the league in his 2nd),

[Fernando 6,585]

Agreed a five year deal with Utd according to Spanish press

I wonder if he wants to sell us Mata.

Mata ain't what he used to be but would still be a nice sub for us like Ramires.

[DYC. 7,542]

Agreed a five year deal with Utd according to Spanish press

What happened to Louis Van Gaal's Red Army? The Sovjets lasted a lot longer than this.

Oh well. Mourinho at Utd. That's going to be fun.

[Rhino's Skin 972]

if he goes to Utd, I hope it happens before we go there next week.

Their support wouldnt know what to do if we taunt them with "stand up for the special one"

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Better sign that contract soon, want him on the bench for when we visit Old Trafford next week. These Chelsea players that have "betrayed" him and are "mentally weak" now after he allegedly "brought them to a level that it is not level" will be fucking pumped up and hopefully will rip him a new hole.

Not even a week has gone by and he's already jumping the ship to our rivals. "One of us" . All those claiming Mourinho was craving for the United job all the time, they were fucking right. Now he's yours United, get him to sign a lifetime contract and then watch your golden boy Martial figthing for survival at Aston Villa in three years time.

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

Better sign that contract soon, want him on the bench for when we visit Old Trafford next week. These Chelsea players that have "betrayed" him and are "mentally weak" now after he allegedly "brought them to a level that it is not level" will be fucking pumped up and hopefully will rip him a new hole.

Not even a week has gone by and he's already jumping the ship to our rivals. "One of us" . All those claiming Mourinho was craving for the United job all the time, they were fucking right. Now he's yours United, get him to sign a lifetime contract and then watch your golden boy Martial figthing for survival at Aston Villa in three years time.

yeah, I was expecting him never to get a managerial job ever again too, what a bastard

[xPetrCechx 13,570]

if he goes to Utd, I hope it happens before we go there next week.

Their support wouldnt know what to do if we taunt them with "stand up for the special one"

Hilarious.

[Parky 739]

The more time I think about it I feel that the reason Jose lost the dressing room was due to his unshakable belief in his system and himself. Even when things were clearly not working he did the same thing over and over again. His was disillusioned by his massive ego where all the problems for the disastrous results were with everyone else but himself. Ultimately the last act was to accuse his players of betrayal which was proof of how out of touch and lost he became.

I think his critics are right in that he is never going to be a long term manager or one to bring through youth. His football will always be rigid and defensive never allowing for anyone to question his philosophy and system.

[Pizy 18,852]

All these Emenalo avatars are making me ill. Christ...

[Clockwork 1,794]

yeah, I was expecting him never to get a managerial job ever again too, what a bastard

Don't play stupid mate, you know where is coming from. He is not taking any managerial job he is taking the job at United. Fair play to him he has the right to seek any employment opportunity that fits him. But it does demystify that he was "one of us." He is just another mercenary manager, and he always was.

[manpe 10,861]

I will be fucking fuming if he suddenly starts playing youth and offensive interesting football at United. Instead I hope he converts Phil Jones to RB and plays Rooney each game every minute. Fellaini should become an untouchable due to his height. I hope he fucks them up as bad as he did with us.

[Ossie the King 634]

Better sign that contract soon, want him on the bench for when we visit Old Trafford next week. These Chelsea players that have "betrayed" him and are "mentally weak" now after he allegedly "brought them to a level that it is not level" will be fucking pumped up and hopefully will rip him a new hole.

Not even a week has gone by and he's already jumping the ship to our rivals. "One of us" . All those claiming Mourinho was craving for the United job all the time, they were fucking right. Now he's yours United, get him to sign a lifetime contract and then watch your golden boy Martial figthing for survival at Aston Villa in three years time.

Cech is one of us - we let him go to a rival but do you want to call him a wanker?

Lamps is one of us - we let him go to a rival but do you want to call him a wanker?

Mourinho is one of us - we let him go. There are precious few jobs around for a man of his calibre so do you want to call him a wanker for choosing one where he'll get the backing of the board?

Come on mate. Passions are running high but you don't mean it when you call him a wanker do you?

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

Don't play stupid mate, you know where is coming from. He is not taking any managerial job he is taking the job at United. Fair play to him he has the right to seek any employment opportunity that fits him. But it does demystify that he was "one of us." He is just another mercenary manager, and he always was.

It's the club's fucking fault for sacking him - what do you expect him to do, go and manage Walsall so we never hear of him again? Not one of the world's top 3.