The Mourinho Thread

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/22/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-master

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

This is actually quite amazing. 

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

Jose Mourinho used to call Wayne Rooney ‘Fat Boy’ – but he was still desperate to sign him

 http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/22/jose-mourinho-used-to-call-wayne-rooney-fat-boy-but-he-was-still-desperate-to-sign-him-6146368/#ixzz4L2Nby9Gi

 

Fat Boy,Shrek,Ginger twat,Slap head are just terms of endearment. I've never liked him and was pulling my hair out when al that spiel about us signing him was happening..

I just hope Mounure lose the plot and they all go bonkers

 

[Parky 739]

What a bitter man. The sun is surely setting on his managerial career. After his sacked he'll probably end up in the MLS, China or the Portuguese national.

 

 

[Tautvix 1,321]

Lol English media... When Jose became Man Utd manager he was a special one again and media were writing love stories about Jose to get most clicks from Man Utd fans.

Few defeats and they are going against him for clicks  

But we have to enjoy this now because media used to do the same shit against Jose and Chelsea when he was here... And Man Utd fans probably enjoyed it...  

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

‘Jose Mourinho massively wanted to be LIVERPOOL manager…I know that for a fact’, former Reds star tells talkSPORT

http://talksport.com/football/jose-mourinho-massively-wanted-be-liverpool-manageri-know-fact-former-reds-star-tells

 

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho was DESPERATE to land the Liverpool manager's job, former Reds star Danny Murphy has told talkSPORT.

Mourinho has long been seen as the enemy on Merseyside after sparking a fierce feud between Liverpool and Chelsea during his time in charge at Stamford Bridge.

And that relationship only intensified following his appointment at Old Trafford this summer.

But what few people know is that the ‘Special One’ was keen on the Anfield job before his successful first stint with the Blues, and was 'massively disappointed' when he ultimately missed out on the role to Rafael Benitez.

In a discussion with talkSPORT host Jim White about Manchester United’s current form, Murphy was asked if he would have liked to play for Mourinho, to which he replied: “Well, strangely, I nearly did!

“When Benitez was appointed at Liverpool, it was between him and Mourinho.

“I know that for a fact. Mourinho wanted the Liverpool job massively.

“But Liverpool basically went with Benitez, because he’d just won the Spanish league title and UEFA Cup with Valencia and they thought that was more solid an appointment than someone who had only done it, and that time, in Portugal.

“I know Mourinho was massively disappointed.

“I’m gutted too, because Benitez came in and didn’t want me. I’m just gutted it wasn’t Mourinho because he might have wanted me to stay!”

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

'I'll find Wenger and break his face': Shocking depth of Mourinho's loathing of arch rival Wenger revealed in damning new book

Jose Mourinho simply can't hide his hatred for Arsene Wenger: 'I will find him one day outside a football pitch and I will break his face'

• Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger have been in competition for 12 years
• Mourinho was quick to label Wenger a 'specialist in failure' after barren run
• But Mourinho wasn't happy when Wenger said he was scared of failure
• The then Chelsea boss said he would like to 'break his face' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3802819/Jose-Mourinho-simply-t-hide-hatred-Arsene-Wenger-one-day-outside-football-pitch-break-face.html

By ROB BEASLEY FOR THE DAILY MAIL

PUBLISHED: 07:30 +10:00, 23 September 2016 | UPDATED: 17:19 +10:00, 23 September 2016

 

[Jase 43,479]

Mourinho is managing arguably the biggest club in the world and he actually moaned about raising expectations too high. Shades of Van Gaal...

[Liquidator 5,176]

He's just trying desperately hard to stay relevant as one of football's top managers bless him.

[Fulham Broadway 16,678]

So he has a go at journos, calling them football Einsteins etc. Not a wise move.

The next thing all these incriminating quotes surface, that they've been sat on waiting to release. As Tautvix said they were bigging him up at the start.

Build him up and knock him down, its what they do in the US to black sports people

 

Special Once

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

[Adnane 1,101]

Look at the below : 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those pictures were taken respectively the : 

1- May 2015 - Title celebrations 

2- August 2015 - Season opener against Swansea 

3- Winter 2015 - Game against Dynamo 

4- Yesterday's game against Zorya in the Europa League. 

 

One can argue that these pictures were taken in different circumstances and events ( one of which is celebrating a title ), that his haircut might always have an impact on his overall look, still I can't help but think that he has looked really, really depressive and grumpy in the last 12 months or so, we talked about his father's health issues, it might have a part, but he is in a really bad mental state, and no wonder it has a lot to do with the way his team is playing and the confidence they're gaining. 

Yesterday he slamed his assistants in front of the cameras of the whole world, now that's their job and they should do it properly, media sometimes overreacts to his deeds, but he really isn't helping himself.. 

I really buried his ghost a while ago and I can't be happier that he's nowhere near this football club anymore, but for the sake of the good times we had together, he has to get back to the old lively funny José we used to know. 

[MefiX19 1,092]

 

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Jose Mourinho claims Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, 'was never my friend, we were never close'

• Ex-Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho returns to Stamford Bridge this weekend 
• Mourinho was in charge at Chelsea from 2004-07 and 2013-15
• Both spells were bankrolled by Blues owner Roman Abramovich
• Read Brian Lee's betting column for Chelsea vs Manchester United 

By MIKE KEEGAN FOR THE DAILY MAIL

PUBLISHED: 08:30 +11:00, 22 October 2016 | UPDATED: 08:32 +11:00, 22 October 2016

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3860644/Jose-Mourinho-claims-Chelsea-owner-Roman-Abramovich-never-friend-never-close.html

[manpe 10,861]

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[xPetrCechx 13,563]

47 minutes ago, manpe said:

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[manpe 10,861]

16 hours ago, xPetrCechx said:

no voice

9gag gifs have no voice, maybe there's a full video dunno

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