Rumoured John Stones

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Martinez

Is

A

Cunt

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I'm hoping that when I get online tomorrow afternoon Aymeric Laporte is signed but not officially announced. Next up: turning over a rock to find something better than Fabregas, Ramires, or Mikel at CM --or buying someone strength, quickness and other skill potential FFS.

...and Ivanovic has no business on the pitch come 12 Sept.

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Buys you these though:

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Martinez is shook, he might know something that we don't. Maybe stones is off in the last few hours of deadline day (?) or maybe he's just delusional. I don't know how true it is about Laporte, but at the moment he's playing for Bilbao whom aren't challenging for anything, so maybe Laporte would like a change of scenery and a chance to win bigger things and challenge.

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John Stones 'didn't mean' to hand in transfer request, says Roberto Martinez

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11671/9973232/john-stones-didnt-mean-to-hand-in-transfer-request-says-roberto-martinez

lol this is the funniest thing I read in a while!

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Ridiculous quote.

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Bye bye Stones, now we buy Senegal Ramos for you

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How the fuck do you not mean to hand in a transfer request? Did Stones accidentally slip into signing one?!

Edit: Lol, WHS had the same thought

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Martinez also called Stones "a true Evertonian". The lad is from fucking Barnsley. He's been at Everton for only 2 years and he doesn't want to be there anymore. It's like us letting on that Zouma is our youth product and that he's a true Londoner.

That's exactly what I hate about Scousers. They throw their little scouse blanket around their players and pretend he was theirs all along, that he's a lifelong Everton fan and that the player's sole ambition in life is to become a legend at a mediocre club. Deluded twats, Martinez is fitting right in.

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Yeah I know I'm a twat for still hoping but we mighta just got Papy as a fall back on,

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In other news...

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have you handed in a transfer request at work, that wasnt your fault?

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In other news...

He was on trial at Chelsea in 2008

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In other news...

Instead of Papy, we should've hijacked that deal just to piss them off.

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He was on trial at Chelsea in 2008

Could of sworn that was Franco Di Santo at first.

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Some idiots actually done a welcome to chelsea youtube for him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MuEsQUiAvY

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Could of sworn that was Franco Di Santo at first.

He looks like 3 of our back 4 could be his father!