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1. Mario earned a penalty and Mou led Etoo to take it. Mario swore at his teammates and did not celebrate.


2. Mario punched his teammate Kolarov and Boateng in training sessions.


3. When playing for Inter, he showed up on Italian TV show with Milan uniform.


4. Mou was furious for Mario's lack of defensive contributions and called him lacking football brain.


5. When playing against Barca, Mario was taken off in 2nd half and threw his uniform on ground. Materazzi got furious and punched on Mario's chest.


6. Mario showed up in VIP seat with his friends and played magic show during live match as he was not on squad.


7. Mario called Totti "old cunt."


8. Mario was playing with his friends using paint ball guns at Milan street and police caught him.


9. Mario forced into women's prison but was rejected by policemen.


10. Mario told team's captain Komapny fuck off with his middle finger. Toure and Milner had to stop them.


11. In his England days, he was fined 10k for parking tickets.


12. His car was towed 27 times since he came to Man City.


13. Mario said Mou is a phenomenal manager but Mou has personality issues and need to grow up as a person.


14. Mario threat Mancini in training session, grabbing him by the scuff of neck.


15. Mancini talked in conference that he sometimes felt like kicking Mario and Mario replied him that he is martial arts expert.


16. Mario committed kung-pu kick to defenders while playing for Europa league tournament for Man city side which resulted team's loss.


17. Mou was forced to use Mario as Etoo got injured in Coppa Italia, all he asked Balo was to stay cool and do not get a red card and Mario responded with collecting two yellow cards in 5 minutes. He was recorded as the first substituted player who got ejected less than 5 minutes.


18. Mario was fishing a girl in night club and the girl was together with her bf. He clashed with girl's bf.


19. Mario threw darts at Man city youth players while they were on training sessions.


20. Milan president praised Cassano after his heroic performance in league game and Mario talked to media that Cassano is no where near his level.


21. In Italy's match against Paro island, manager told Mario to get ready for substitution but Mario did not respond as he was playing games with his i-pad.


22. A day before Man United match, he played fireworks inside his house causing house burn.


23. Mario visited Indian restaurant in Manchester city and ran into kitchen with his friends collecting knives and dishes and throwing inside restaurant. He was fined 100k by police.


24. Mario asked if he can ride on top of ceremony bus together with his dog and was told "no." Mario did not show up on party followed by FA victory celebration party.


25. Mou talked to Italian newspaper he could write 200 pages long book about Mario but there isn't much positive but full of hilarious things as Mario is such a funny guy.


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didierforever

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1. Mario earned a penalty and Mou led Etoo to take it. Mario swore at his teammates and did not celebrate.

2. Mario punched his teammate Kolarov and Boateng in training sessions.

3. When playing for Inter, he showed up on Italian TV show with Milan uniform.

4. Mou was furious for Mario's lack of defensive contributions and called him lacking football brain.

5. When playing against Barca, Mario was taken off in 2nd half and threw his uniform on ground. Materazzi got furious and punched on Mario's chest.

6. Mario showed up in VIP seat with his friends and played magic show during live match as he was not on squad.

7. Mario called Totti "old cunt."

8. Mario was playing with his friends using paint ball guns at Milan street and police caught him.

9. Mario forced into women's prison but was rejected by policemen.

10. Mario told team's captain Komapny fuck off with his middle finger. Toure and Milner had to stop them.

11. In his England days, he was fined 10k for parking tickets.

12. His car was towed 27 times since he came to Man City.

13. Mario said Mou is a phenomenal manager but Mou has personality issues and need to grow up as a person.

14. Mario threat Mancini in training session, grabbing him by the scuff of neck.

15. Mancini talked in conference that he sometimes felt like kicking Mario and Mario replied him that he is martial arts expert.

16. Mario committed kung-pu kick to defenders while playing for Europa league tournament for Man city side which resulted team's loss.

17. Mou was forced to use Mario as Etoo got injured in Coppa Italia, all he asked Balo was to stay cool and do not get a red card and Mario responded with collecting two yellow cards in 5 minutes. He was recorded as the first substituted player who got ejected less than 5 minutes.

18. Mario was fishing a girl in night club and the girl was together with her bf. He clashed with girl's bf.

19. Mario threw darts at Man city youth players while they were on training sessions.

20. Milan president praised Cassano after his heroic performance in league game and Mario talked to media that Cassano is no where near his level.

21. In Italy's match against Paro island, manager told Mario to get ready for substitution but Mario did not respond as he was playing games with his i-pad.

22. A day before Man United match, he played fireworks inside his house causing house burn.

23. Mario visited Indian restaurant in Manchester city and ran into kitchen with his friends collecting knives and dishes and throwing inside restaurant. He was fined 100k by restaurant owner.

24. Mario asked if he can ride on top of ceremony bus together with his dog and was told "no." Mario did not show up on party followed by FA victory celebration party.

25. Mou talked to Italian newspaper he could write 200 pages long book about Mario but there isn't much positive but full of hilarious things as Mario is such a funny guy.

that is one awesome list of colorful things that players should not do. Why always him?
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Arrogance of a player over a manager is stupid.

If Jose wanted a player of Mario quality, then fine, But the fact he has failed to reach the potential he has with the above video, it doesn't, imo a Jose player. A forward for Jose is someone that works for that works for the WHOLE attacking line (ie. hold up play) as well as scores goals, ATM Torres and Etto'o add that without that element.

I think we will seek that kind of player during the summer transfer period, and will add to the attacking depth (hopefully with Torres and Etto'o/Ba leaving for Lukaku and Costa/Falcoa to add to the striker situation).

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This one just doesn't seem to go away, its not a big transfer saga but it seems to keep popping up on the edge of all the big transfer news going on this month. More likely than not caused more by our glaring need for a striker and Mou and Mario's history (which if you've read Dkim2's list, isn't great), this is all amid whatever the hell is going on over at AC Milan and Balotelli wants out apparently, how much truth there is to that i don't know.

Although he was definitely funny to watch for Man City i'm not sure how much i'd enjoy being on the other end of his exploits, racking up bans, good/bad/weird publicity and of course, as it standard with Mario, the bans.

He's an explosive player who can make something from nothing and a lethal finisher to boot, acrobatic, strong and powerful with both feet and i don't doubt he could spearhead our attack quite ably.

But quite ably isn't what Mr. Mourhinio is after, if he's willing to sell our player of the season for the last two seasons because his work rate isn't 100% why would he ever consider someone like Balotelli who's as likely to track back and defend consistently as he is to have a fight with a training bib.. no wait.. wear a chicken hat.. no wait...

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I can't believe a striker can have all this genuine quality, but is ruining it with his attitude. Doesn't he mature??

I would have loved him here because he ticks all the boxes ability wise, but we don't know if he'll be punching Jose in Cobham.

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