Fernando Torres

[bababoom 4,478]

Ballotelli on twitter: Torres averages 1.6 goals per manager.

[francozola 2,040]

Ballotelli on twitter: Torres averages 1.6 goals per manager.

Does Balotelli really have a twitter?

[DDA 9,758]

Hahah Balotelli you cheeky sod.. Torres WAS a higher class stirker than you would ever be! Funny how money, a few newspaper stories and wearing a gay message on ya t-shirt when ya score can go to your head! Dick!

[BlueSanti 290]

Does Balotelli really have a twitter?

He may have, but I heard that the twitter all theese funny tweets comes from is not his. Still funny post.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

I think that Balotelli account is a parody, hilarious regardless

[Las7 951]

Anyone have actual quotes from the alledged interview in which AVB compared Torres to Sheva and Kezmen?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Does Balotelli really have a twitter?

I was reading on a website (forgot which on tbh) a bunch of reactions of players in the PL on twitter about AVB's sacking and that one was among them.

[Peace. 4,352]

Do you think Torres was a factor in the dismissal of André ? If I remind correctly, his former agent told the press it was André's fault for Torres not finding form. So one could think it did not fall into dumb ears. And, in purpose to find a way to not look like fools with our 50 millions pound investment... If you know where I come from.

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

Do you think Torres was a factor in the dismissal of André ? If I remind correctly, his former agent told the press it was André's fault for Torres not finding form. So one could think it did not fall into dumb ears. And, in purpose to find a way to not look like fools with our 50 millions pound investment... If you know where I come from.

Yeah, I think he was in that group.

[manpe 10,861]

Torres's form and detrimental effect morally to the team was without a doubt a part of the reason. Hodgson couldn't make him play, del Bosque couldn't do it, Carlo couldn't, AVB couldn't.... he has run out of excuses. That's 4 coaches, 3 of them world class who couldn't work with him. He demands too much resources, financially and footballing wise.

[Tomo 21,741]

If you say that Torres has scored under oath in court could you go to jail for peverting the course of justice?

[termninja 5,290]

Torres's form and detrimental effect morally to the team was without a doubt a part of the reason. Hodgson couldn't make him play, del Bosque couldn't do it, Carlo couldn't, AVB couldn't.... he has run out of excuses. That's 4 coaches, 3 of them world class who couldn't work with him. He demands too much resources, financially and footballing wise.

Exactly. Lack of creativity, no luck blah blah blah...he has no one else to blame but himself. I'm pretty sure we would got a chance over Drogba is he had scored a few goals...

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

I try not to take much notice of Torres anymore. Frankly, i'm bored of him. For the good of himself/the club, he needs to leave.

[Badboy 1,526]

I really really feel sorry for him now. Watching Torres trying to do the things he used to do and watching him fail consistently is just horrible, that chance he had today would of been a goal at Liverpool. He rejected the penalty because if he had missed he would of sunk into a new low and that would of destroyed him.

[manpe 10,861]

When he gets a rare chance to attempt a clean shot, he doesn't seem to know what to do, hence he puts in half-assed inaccurate shots. It literally feels as if he panics when he gets a good look at the goal.

He needs psychological help. It's not the system, it's his head.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

It was a standard Torres show. We're lucky we can find goals from other sources. As Slam Dunk said, I'm bored of him now, we've over-psycho-analysed him in so many ways possible now. I'm at that point where I'm just like "yeah, meh" when I hear of him.

[Badboy 1,526]

It was a standard Torres show. We're lucky we can find goals from other sources. As Slam Dunk said, I'm bored of him now, we've over-psycho-analysed him in so many ways possible now. I'm at that point where I'm just like "yeah, meh" when I hear of him.

It was a standard Torres show. We're lucky we can find goals from other sources. As Slam Dunk said, I'm bored of him now, we've over-psycho-analysed him in so many ways possible now. I'm at that point where I'm just like "yeah, meh" when I hear of him.

Yeah I'm sick and tired of him too. He's finished, he was just one of those players like Kaka who had 3 years of absolute brilliance and then capitulated. I think he's gone 24 hours of football without a goal, that is a whole day and night of football without scoring. The last player I seen have that much of a shocker in front of goal was when Crouch joined Liverpool back in 05, we absolutely ripped Crouch to death on the old forum and now its happened to us.

[zolayes 14,489]

I would give him a few games in the reserves if he can't score there ,,,then get rid.