Bastian Schweinsteiger

[westcountryblue 25]

Great player and I would personally like to thank him for hitting the post back in May. Great Lad.

[The Skipper 20,593]

I actually signed him in FIFA after failing to sign Modric

I won't believe anything until I see more credible sources.

That's exactly what I did too, ironically Modric buggered off to Real Madrid.

Destiny?

[termninja 5,290]

That's exactly what I did too, ironically Modric buggered off to Real Madrid.

Destiny?

Naaah, just Levy being a cunt

[manpe 10,861]

I get the feeling that this Schweini rumour is a planted decoy to set more cover on our real targets. The fact that Roman visited him so publicly adds weight to that theory... or maybe I'm just overthinking

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

i`m more likely to give birth to a dodo but fuck it ,give me some crack and i`ll run with this rumour.

[planetchelsea 3]

Now that Chelsea have signed Oscar... R.I.P Schweinsteiger rumours

[zolayes 14,489]

Now that Chelsea have signed Oscar... R.I.P Schweinsteiger rumours

that was never going to happen

[AndersonBLUE 819]

Roman just wanted to thank him for our win in the shootout. lol

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Nah people, Roman visited him yo assure him his swiss bank account has billion euros dobto his co-operation in landing us our first ever UCL.

people read between the lines! hahahaha

[bababoom 4,478]

Whats the point in updating this topic when there's no news? quite annoying.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Whats the point in updating this topic when there's no news? quite annoying.

thats how i feel with cavani thread, just gota leave it be.

[maenbolaboling 27]

thats how i feel with cavani thread, just gota leave it be.

yeah leave it be

[bababoom 4,478]

thats how i feel with cavani thread, just gota leave it be.

Guess your right.

[Joe Ay 66]

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1509919/bayern-munich-chief-matthias-sammer-condemns-bastian-schweinsteiger-detractors?cc=4716

If only...

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

Now THAT would be a couple of truly fantasy signings, especially Gotze.

Haha

[Hutcho 8,443]

He ain't bad.

[Rmpr 8,977]

1. Schweinsteiger will never leave Bayern.

2. Even if he does, it will never be for Chelsea.

[Magic Lamps 11,668]

Actually I would not want him here. He is totally overrated, has only played one decent season ever in his entire career. He was only voted player of the year in Germany because the magazin that organized the vote sent 80% of the voting cards to the wrong addresses so only a fracture of the representative number of journalists actually voted. I know many of you reside in Schweinsteiger's rectum and only leave it to lick his feet, but as a long-time follower of his performances i can say he is so damn inconsistent, always injured and usually lets his team down big time. Though one has to admit, that his experience, positional sense, reading of the game, tactical skills and general footballing ability are above average you have to know he was a winger at first but he proved technically too bad and too slow for that position. He is not only damn slow, much slower than Mikel for instance.

Also no one really knows what he actually is, for a B2B midfielder he is extremely useless in front of goal (the goals he has scored in his entire career are about as many as Lamps scores in an average season), for a DLP he has too few key-passes, for a DM his tackling is shit. I am not saying he would not improve this team as we do not have one proper player for the DP, but he only would do so because he is a good footballer at the peak of his powers, but there is no way he is the worldclass man everyone outside Germany thinks he is. How much would he cost hypothetically 30m? 40m? He is worth half of that at best...

As long as the weather is nice and everything goes well for his team he will always be in the middle of the party, but as soon as it gets dirty he will be either the first to disappear or the one to ultimately fuck it up so no wonder his only decent season was one his team had no struggles at all and never got near a problem just because luckily the oppositions where coincidentially sabotaging themselves. When they lost in 2012 to us, as soon as he faced Lampard of course he was the one to only role the ball to Robben 20 times for the Dutch to shoot over instead of taking responsibility himself. Of course it was him who missed the crucial penalty. Of course it was him getting fucked a 2nd bumhole by Daniele de Rossi a month later when Germany exited the Euro. Just as I wrote in the Khedira thread, there a good players and there are great players....

He is fuckin 29 and at his peak, but however you look at it, whether he is a DM, DLP or B2B mid, there are a host of players better than him at any of those positions currently. Some people even think he as a player overall is in the Lampard, Matthäus bracket. Actually he is not even in the Gerrard, Ballack bracket. He might be in the upper half of the Torsten Frings, Michael Carrick bracket but only when you are really kind to him.