Jype 6,398 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j29pnnHello everyone, I have quite a few things I would like to say to you. Firstly, you are all gullible cunts. There is no such thing as an 'ITK', I did this as an experiment to see how many wankers I could get to believe I was a genuine agent. Quite frankly, I see that I have over 20,000 followers and PISS myself laughing. 20,000 followers from chatting absolutely shit that I completely made up, fucking brilliant. I couldn't believe my luck when I guessed that Hazard was joining Chelsea weeks before anyone else, a complete guess that turned out to be the best thing I could of done for this account. Are you not embarrassed knowing that you at some point believe I was an agent? To those of you who genuinely asked me questions, I apologise for wasting your time but if you're under the age of 40 and believe a so called ITK then you need mental help. To all the people who will undoubtedly be like 'you're sad for wasting so much time' then you can fuck off to be honest. I have nothing else to do during the summer holidays and I go back to college next week and got quite bored with all the wankers asking me about Hulk and telling me I'm not a real agent, like I didn't already know. To that 'ITKWatch' guy, you're a fucking sad act, you spend the majority of your time stalking all the fake agents on twitter, any normal person already knows that we're all talking shite, they don't need you to hold their cocks while they work that out? Actually, thanks for diverting the attention of all the sceptics out there away from my own account when I tried a cheeky RT once, looks like I got away with it then. So yeah, sorry if you thought I was the real deal, hopefully this will teach you to NEVER believe any ITK on here, they're all liars. Especially that Anfield Mole, he even DM'd me saying that he was taking the piss and then blocked me when I told him that I was going to expose him, poor showing. Also, a quick apology to the people who I tried to frame, you'll live, especially to the guy who's picture I robbed from villa park. I support Leeds, fuck Chavski. So that's that, you're all a bunch of cunts but thank you for providing me with months of laughter. If Hulk does go to Chelsea (another complete guess), then I hope you all think of me when you have your next sympathy wank. See you later you fucktards.There goes Agent007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FormerRussianSpy 163 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 There goes Agent007 What a self-important cunt. Just because he got lucky on guesses doesn't make 'fucktards' or 'gullible cunts' out of the people who were impressed by it...it just makes them as bored and/or interested in the goings-on of an active transfer market.He's the real fucktard if the only constructive thing he could put his mind to over a summer holiday was slaving over keeping a fake twitter account updated and looking/sounding legitimate. You know, instead of getting a job or applying himself to society or his education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j29pnnThere goes Agent007 http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j29pnnThere goes Agent007 What an ending! Bravissimo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Oh give @xPetrCechx a fucking break. I personally really like the stuff he throws around because he saves me from going around internet and searching for transfer news. If you don't like his posts don't read them...You only want 99% credible sources? Go follow skysports on twitter or log in daily to their website and see what's new...But didn't we ban Tribal football, Caught Offside, Goal.com etc. because they were so unreliable? What makes Twitter any more reliable? Surely Twitter is even less reliable than these sources? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDY 1,290 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Rofl. Found this funny to:Oh how stupid some people can be. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,578 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j29pnnThere goes Agent007 especially to the guy who's picture I robbed from villa park??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyikolajevics 2,707 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Reading the comments on eplagent007's twitter. So much fun Some followers became pretty upset.Grab some popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bababoom 4,478 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Oh like we never knew... haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_3d 1,140 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 But didn't we ban Tribal football, Caught Offside, Goal.com etc. because they were so unreliable? What makes Twitter any more reliable? Surely Twitter is even less reliable than these sources?Double standard at it's best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Who said anything about credible sources? You need to chill mate. I merely stated that he doesnt really state his opinions on matters, he usually posts articles and twitter feeds. Why have you got your knickers in a twist mate? On your period or something?It wasn't pointed directly to you.But didn't we ban Tribal football, Caught Offside, Goal.com etc. because they were so unreliable? What makes Twitter any more reliable? Surely Twitter is even less reliable than these sources?It's too late now to change the transfer rules, but we will reconsider twitter for the next transfer window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky 301 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Oh like we never knew... hahaA lot of people believed it.... which is kinda funny I guess, hate social networking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 It's too late now to change the transfer rules, but we will reconsider twitter for the next transfer window.Or you could just get rid of those rules. Do you guys ever delete posts because they quote the listed unreliable sources, or are you planning to? It seems like an awful lot of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 We won't be reconsidering the "reliable sources list" because it is entirely metaphorical. It is down to individual discretion. I'm sure the people of TalkChelsea have the intelligence to deduce what is genuine and what is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadenza666 221 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 @ChelsTransfer: NEWS IN: Zenit's board have today decided not to approve the investment of €50m for Hulk and that they will not offer more than €30m #CFC" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavy Crockett 190 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 is EPLagent007 the same guy previously known as AGENT007ITK?if so..I've been had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankit 3,176 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 So it's either Chelsea paying 50m euros for hulk or he stays at porto . Tick Tock Tick Tock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blu4Lyf 46 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I hope the club stopped considering this as business they want to. Hulk's 5 years older and not nearly as heralded as Hazard... yet Porto want more for him? Surely there would be more clubs after him than just....Zenit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Fong 2,776 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Another case of Modric.He comes he comes, he doesn't come we will get someone better in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky 301 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Please please please don't spend 50m euro on this guy. In fact I guarantee they won't spend that much on him, we have been a little more prudent in this transfer window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorontoChelsea 4,064 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 We won't be reconsidering the "reliable sources list" because it is entirely metaphorical. t is down to individual discretion. I'm sure the people of TalkChelsea have the intelligence to deduce what is genuine and what is not. I don't think sources should be banned, but I wish people would stop posting them all the time. They make certain threads (like this one) almost unreadable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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