Schurrle signing confirmed; will wear #14

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I don't know Hughes the best at this game, or Weah the Foulke this topic is going, so I'm going to drown Myers sorrows at the Ba. xxx

Fleck'in hell it just got old school

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

Welcome, Andre! So I guess the plan is having Cavani and Lukaku as our two strikers with Schurrle playing primarily on the wing and albo being a third option as a striker if both Edinson and Romelu get injured.

Glad to see more people seeing it as I do. We can offload both ba and Torres then...ba has suitors and Barcelona sniffing around for Torres if the media are to be believed.

[YouNameIt 1,511]

Wait, KDB was loaned out right? If so, this is a very good deal.

[edenhazard17 281]

Wait, KDB was loaned out right? If so, this is a very good deal.

Chelsea midfielder Kevin de Bruyne has not been included as part of the deal, despite reports suggesting the Belgian would head in the opposite direction.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2340971/Andre-Schurrle-joins-Chelsea-18m-Bayer-Leverkusen.html

[magic weeds 446]

Wait, KDB was loaned out right? If so, this is a very good deal.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

I don't know Hughes the best at this game, or Weah the Foulke this topic is going, so I'm going to drown Myers sorrows at the Ba. If I have one too many, someone might need to Petrescu me. xxx

That post certainly did Pique my interest. Cleverly done. Oscar worthy in fact.

[YouNameIt 1,511]

I mean instead of being traded, which some reports made is sound like.

[Spike 12,049]

Why the fuck are you Robben my jokes?

You want to have a Duff with me? I'll leave your Gudjohnsen sore by kicking it and your face De Goey from punching it. Nevin your life will you feel such pain.

[Jase 43,479]

Didn't know this thread has suddenly turned into the puns thread...

Anyway, welcome Shirley.

[magic weeds 446]

I mean instead of being traded, which some reports made is sound like.

Its good KdB wasnt traded. Hope he gets a chance anyway

[Jase 43,479]

Didn't know this thread has suddenly turned into the puns thread...

Anyway, welcome Shirley.

[edenhazard17 281]

Good signing, in my opinion.

Welcome Schurrle !!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You want to have a Duff with me? I'll leave your Gudjohnsen sore by kicking it and your face De Goey from punching it. Nevin your life will you feel such pain.

You won't do any such thing to Alex or ill twist your gronkjaers!!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

The amount of puns is too damn high. I think I'll Bale on this thread!

[AndersonBLUE 819]

Welcome to Chelsea!

[IliyaDamyanov 43]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/200/273/140775665_display_image.jpg?1336211680 our new Zoro

[magic weeds 446]

I think I will have to Turnbull everyone on this forum so that they can go back to their Eden.

[termninja 5,290]

Welcome to Chelsea mate!! All the best!