Schurrle signing confirmed; will wear #14

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Don't call me Shirley?

[haranr 485]

Much welcomed signing Schurrle! Especially with KDB not going the other way.

We are finally starting to add some depth to our 3 behind the striker. Hopefully now we won't play like rubbish without needing to have all 3 amigos on all the time.

Still not exactly sure how to pronounce his name. I've been saying Shur-la?

Even if we kept our squad the same this summer we would have played well. No team can play like shit under THE SPECIAL ONE.

[Spike 12,049]

You Loftus-Cheeky git.

You're a Nortei Nortey boy.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

You're a Nortei Nortey boy.

Shut up Blackman...

[1chelsea 864]

Welcome work rate o sorry work mate, I look drunk. When(what) ever welcome

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[Spike 12,049]

Don't call me Shirley?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

[Spike 12,049]

Shut up Blackman...

I'll kick you in the Ballacks if you keep going.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

I'll kick you in the Ballacks if you keep going.

You'll be too busy having a Zhirkov

[Spike 12,049]

You'll be too busy having a Zhirkov

When I finish with your face it will like like a Marin animal.

A fucking seal.

[The only place to be 11,313]

You're a Nortei Nortey boy.

Some Swift thinking there. You knocked me on my arse like you were a big old Blackman.

[The Skipper 20,593]

It's sure - le.

[Peppen 934]

I'll kick you in the Ballacks if you keep going.

You'll be too busy having a Zhirkov

Cech these guys out!

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

When I finish with your face it will like like a Marin animal.

A fucking seal.

Chill out I'm just going with the Tore Andre Flo...

[FabHazard 655]

what about our german messi?

[Spike 12,049]

Some Swift thinking there. You knocked me on my arse like you were a big old Blackman.

Next time when I knock you over I'll steal your Kane and top hat.

It's sure - le.

WHO SAID YOU COULD JOIN IN?

[Spike 12,049]

Chill out I'm just going with the Tore Andre Flo...

Im just trying to Azpilicueta.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

These puns are fucking Terry-ble.

[Spike 12,049]

I'm Terryble at this. I'm not Osgood as I thought.