Schurrle signing confirmed; will wear #14

[Jase 43,479]

Didn't know this thread has suddenly turned into the puns thread...

Anyway, welcome Shirley.

[edenhazard17 281]

Good signing, in my opinion.

Welcome Schurrle !!

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

You want to have a Duff with me? I'll leave your Gudjohnsen sore by kicking it and your face De Goey from punching it. Nevin your life will you feel such pain.

You won't do any such thing to Alex or ill twist your gronkjaers!!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

The amount of puns is too damn high. I think I'll Bale on this thread!

[AndersonBLUE 819]

Welcome to Chelsea!

[IliyaDamyanov 43]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/200/273/140775665_display_image.jpg?1336211680 our new Zoro

[magic weeds 446]

I think I will have to Turnbull everyone on this forum so that they can go back to their Eden.

[termninja 5,290]

Welcome to Chelsea mate!! All the best!

[DONI. 1,291]

This is how he will look on Chelsea kit! [You know who made it the design ]

[blu35_army 550]

@CFCTransfers

The transfer fee for Andre Schurrle is in the region of £20m, and the player will sign a five year contract worth £77,000 a week #CFC

anyway,,how much De Bruyne get each week???

[Nero 1,794]

1.

Lukaku

Hazard-Mata-Oscar

2.

Torres/Demba Ba

Schürrle-KDB-Moses

[Leif 6,006]

He'll start off on a wage higher than Mata's, wow.

[Special Juan 27,104]

He'll start off on a wage higher than Mata's, wow.

Do you know this for certain?

[Waterfall 893]

He'll start off on a wage higher than Mata's, wow.

If this is true, I hope Mata's agent put in goals/assists bonus clause. Never mind, that would have bankrupt us

[magic weeds 446]

Mata is to sign a new 5 year contract with 100K per week.

[BlueSunshine 672]

I don't know how to feel about this transfer. I guess it's ok since he is decent and certainly an improvement over Marin. On the other hand when i am thinking that Dortmund spent the same amount to buy Reus i believe that we spent more than we should once again.

[Nero 1,794]

who deserves more current? mata or schürrle in chelsea?

[Ibra11 11]

Now it doesnt mata that we did not get falcao.