Wishlist Yaya Toure

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Hahahah what a pathetic wankstain Toure is.

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Even though hes 31 I would love to see him playing for us, and wouldnt be averse to chucking silly money to get him.

I'm more than sure this is a come and get me plea to PSG. They are the only club in this world that would pay big money for his transfer and also for his contract.

The only thing this lazy and greedy cunt wants is money and more money. He is already on a €13.5m per annum contract. 31 and approaching the last years of his career. Of course he wants another four or five-year deal worth €60-70m so that he can live on a high note in his last footballing years.

I would not be surprised if Paris will offer something like €20m for his transfer and a five-year deal worth €16m per annum. They are that stupid!

[Melanicus 5,208]

Bullshit.

https://twitter.com/Toure_yaya42/status/468737910897131520

https://twitter.com/Toure_yaya42/status/468738019894525952

[lucio 5,418]

him and rooney deserve to be homeless.

[Melanicus 5,208]

One minute he says one thing, now he says this:

https://twitter.com/Toure_yaya42/status/468749431073148928

https://twitter.com/Toure_yaya42/status/468752594631143424

[Special Juan 28,123]

Probably still pissed from the Moet he drank on the back of winning the title.

[Thendo 1,088]

Talk about contradicting himself, or did his agent take over his twitter? Comedy!

[robsblubot 3,595]

Bizarre statement and BBC coverage about his fucking birthday....

Beam me up...

[Pizy 18,863]

LOL! Surely his account has been hacked by some troll.

Just for fantasy's sake, imagine Yaya & Matic in the same midfield. Would be a total piss take and not even fair to the PL or even the CL. We'd be literally unstoppable. Quadruple winners.

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

Probably still pissed from the Moet he drank on the back of winning the title.

[Domino- 116]

The easily best midfielder in the league.

I love Matic but Toure is a different beast, not that I think Chelsea should even try and go for him as he's 31 and would be expensive.

Yes i think too Matic is the best midfielder in England

[The_Flash 1,144]

I hope they don't even think about it the guy is a **** no thank you, move along

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

I suppose the lesson learned is not to confuse ability on a football pitch and mental intelligence. Very few top players have both.

[MrBlueGuy 1,552]

People talk about the likes of Costa, Mandzukic, Busquest being dicks but this is the true definition of a 'dick'. At least those tactics are to help the team/the player themselves on the pitch but this guy just thinking he is an almighty 'God'(his agent's words) after a great season. Yes he scored some amazing goals and scored over 20, but Lampard been doing this for years and he is a saint.

I doubt Barca will sign him, especially since he is on like £200k+ now

[different level 1,056]

Well done, Yaya. Embarrassing yourself and the club that made you the star you are today with the most ridiculous bs ever. Bravo