Blusan Alamb 295 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I am a bit worried now. Good players are not available at the moment, so we could end up making the same mistakes as before i.e. buying average players. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Special Juan 26,198 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kong 1,536 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 25 minutes ago, Special Juan said: It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though Split arse cunt ain't she lol Link to post Share on other sites
the wes 7,212 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 43 minutes ago, Special Juan said: It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it. Hope she had cracking time though Don't forget her free holiday to nice aswell where she was reported ready to sign two new players Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper 23,884 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Blusan Alamb said: I am a bit worried now. Good players are not available at the moment, so we could end up making the same mistakes as before i.e. buying average players. Plenty of good players left, the other leagues are just waiting for our window to close for inbounds so we don't drive up prices. The FA fucked us in the arse and didn't even buy us chocolates. I only list position we are in trouble in GK Thomas Strakosha (loan them Courtois for the last year of contract to give them over a year to replace Strakosha, we will lose him on a free anyway next summer) Alphonse Areola <<<< best easy buy Jasper Cillessen ( we should have swapped Alonso for him, as Barca sold Digne and no real LB back-up now of quality, but we waited too long to buy LB replacent) Gianluigi Donnarumma (much harder now that CAS reversed AC Miln'a Europe ban) André Onana Sergio Rico Gerónimo Rulli CB as we have apparently lost both Rugani and Caldara) Benjamin Pavard my first choice Thilo Kehrer my 2nd choice and would be very affordable, great young CB, perfect for Sarriball Malang Sarr Filip Benkovic Dayot Upamecano Rúben Dias Matthijs de Ligt Panagiotis Retsos Jonathan Tah Stefan Savic Konstantinos Manolas Manuel Akanji Nico Elvedi LB Alex Sandro (Juve need cash to buy Pogba) Alex Telles LOVE him, we should have bought him when Juve fucked us on Alex Sandro last year José Gayà Alejandro Grimaldo Wendell RB (in trouble only if we had sold Zappacosta, the list left is FAR thinner than it was a month ago) Benjamin Henrichs Mario Gaspar Thomas Meunier Mário Fernandes Lukas Klostermann Andrea Conti AMF Anderson Talisca (my first choice, loan to China ends in January, which is when we need to pounce, he would be a monster in Sarriball) Kai Havertz superb 19yo, is my second choice of what is left and at what price Carlos Soler my theird choice, great 21yo, I MIGHT rate him over Havertz even Lucas Paquetá 20yo potential superstar, playing at Flamengo atm Nabil Fekir (too much money asked for him IMHO) Luis Alberto good fit if we could pry him away from Lazio, which would be crazy hard, Liverpool were fools to sell him (now they have a hole there with Coutinho having left) Bruno Fernandes Pablo Fornals RW Leon Bailey (by far my number 1 want) Suso ( similar to pedro and Callejon, but only 24, my 2nd choice) Ousmane Dembélé (too expensive if Hazard is not sold, and hazard is going no where) Federico Chiesa superb young Italian Federico Bernardeschi Christian Pulisic overpriced IMHO Wilfried Zaha WAYYYY over preiced Florian Thauvin 26 goals last year as a winger Striker Martial (we all know the deal here) Mauro Icardi (probably our biggest fuck up, his release clause was only £98m for 2 weeks (July 1 to July 15) would have been a STEAL of the year, disastrous cock up by our SHIT board crazy roll the dice wild card......... Mario Balotelli (he is a free agent atm, and he turned it around massively in Nice) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Unionjack 7,530 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Vesper said: Plenty of good players left, GK Jasper Cillessen Gianluigi Donnarumma CB Benjamin Pavard LB Alex Sandro (Juve need cash to buy Pogba) Alex Telles RB Benjamin Henrichs AMF Anderson Talisca Nabil Fekir RW Leon Bailey (by far my number 1 want) Striker Martial Mauro Icardi Mario Balotelli Added Balotelli cause he is free! agent 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper 23,884 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 27 minutes ago, Unionjack said: Added Balotelli cause he is free! agent Oh, shit, I added him in another, forgot him here!! GOOD CATCH! he is so worth a roll of the dice at this point 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Unionjack 7,530 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Vesper said: Oh, shit, I added him in another, forgot him here!! GOOD CATCH! he is so worth a roll of the dice at thsi point No ya didn't ya nutter. You aded him at the bottom! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DDA 7,986 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Word on the street is we are offering Courtois for Oblak. One can dream I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Alabama 1,910 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, DDA said: Word on the street is we are offering Courtois for Oblak. One can dream I guess. It will not happen... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper 23,884 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Unionjack said: No ya didn't ya nutter. You aded him at the bottom! Oh, yes, so I did. I am distracted atm, we are feeding the serval live rats and ourselves live wine. Link to post Share on other sites
Unionjack 7,530 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Vesper said: Oh, yes, so I did. I am distracted atm, we are feeding the serval live rats and ourselves live wine. And Ive just made a fresh pitcher of margaritas, made some munchies and cleaned the Volcano ready for the lads to come round Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper 23,884 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Unionjack said: cleaned the Volcano ready for the lads to come round as in this? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AOIRO 64 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Sell Willian and Morata and Drinkwater Get Martial and SMS and Pulisic Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper 23,884 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, AOIRO said: Sell Willian and Morata and Drinkwater Get Martial and SMS and Pulisic Selling those 3 yields £150m if we are lucky. The 3 to buy will cost around £260 to £275m. Zero chance the board drops £110 to £125m more in net spending. Link to post Share on other sites
Superblue_1986 5,225 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Clockwork said: I see absolutely no point when we have Barkley and RLC on our books. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
whats happening 1,191 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 12 hours ago, the wes said: Great player sign him up im on it! Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper 23,884 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 jesus fucking christ are we inept compared to other top 10 clubs Atletico loan Sime Vrsaljko to Inter Milan (with option to buy), sign Santiago Arias from PSV http://www.espn.com/soccer/atletico-madrid/story/3580367/atletico-loan-sime-vrsaljko-to-inter-milan-sign-santiago-arias-from-psv-eindhoven https://www.serpentsofmadonnina.com/2018/8/1/17640630/problem-solved-inter-milan-officially-sign-sime-vrsaljko-atletico-madrid-serie-a Inter get Vrsaljko, who is MILES better than Zappacosta, and arguably better for Sarriball than Azpi (he is a bomber at overlapping runs and still has the lungs to still be a beast on defence, although I deffo rate Azpi better at defence) for only £21m (he is double the value of Zappacosta in terms of quality) Atetico Madrid, at same time, sign a really good replacement in Arias for only around £9m! Arias was 3 in a row Eredivisie champ, and player of the year once Transfermarkt (which you can usually double or so their mid level valuations, had him at 18m euros, so should have went for close to 25-30m quid both are only 26, born 3 days apart (lol, just like me and my wife) in fact they are like only 40ish days apart from us in age Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Luiz 2,310 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, Vesper said: jesus fucking christ are we inept compared to other top 10 clubs Atletico loan Sime Vrsaljko to Inter Milan (with option to buy), sign Santiago Arias from PSV http://www.espn.com/soccer/atletico-madrid/story/3580367/atletico-loan-sime-vrsaljko-to-inter-milan-sign-santiago-arias-from-psv-eindhoven https://www.serpentsofmadonnina.com/2018/8/1/17640630/problem-solved-inter-milan-officially-sign-sime-vrsaljko-atletico-madrid-serie-a Inter get Vrsaljko, who is MILES better than Zappacosta, and arguably better for Sarriball than Azpi (he is a bomber at overlapping runs and still has the lungs to still be a beast on defence, although I deffo rate Azpi better at defence) for only £21m (he is double the value of Zappacosta in terms of quality) Atetico Madrid, at same time, sign a really good replacement in Arias for only around £9m! Arias was 3 in a row Eredivisie champ, and player of the year once Transfermarkt (which you can usually double or so their mid level valuations, had him at 18m euros, so should have went for close to 25-30m quid both are only 26, born 3 days apart (lol, just like me and my wife) in fact they are like only 40ish days apart from us in age This is Granny's first real window, and she's failing miserably. She's (usually) very good at extracting fees for players, but that's it. Anything that is time sensitive is a mess. People complained about Emenalo and the last 2 summers. It seems that he wasn't the weak link. I'd really love it if we got Campos in as DoF. Link to post Share on other sites
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