OneMoSalah

Haha watching four brothers on channel 4, some banter they have between each other hahaha

Hes trying to attain dual nationality as a Scotsman so hes probably learning different types of Scotchs and whiskys. In fact hes probably drunk like a true Scotsman.

That baby really is a scouser, hes asking his grand mother (18 year old) for a fag. Dirty scousers. Anyway yeah I'll replace Torres, not 100% fit yet but yeah fuck Torres useless wank he is. This is more like Scotland: JOLLY BOY JOHN........ FOR REAL........... Also wheres 'Stralia and New Zealand when you need some drunk backup

I'll never be sober, NEVER, so yeah fuck you guys.

Thats not actually me mate hahaha, its some photo that WHS put up.

He was apparently excellent tonight vs Porto.

Yep drinking and eating Scotch eggs passes time quite well tbh haha

Fuck needing a prom to get pissed, when your Scottish you just get pissed at anything. You're litreally thinking 'Oh aye am off to get pissed' at like 8.30 am before you go to school and do so. In school your thinking 'oh aye am off to get pissed' and do so. When your at work you also think 'oh aye am off to get pissed' and do so. Basically when your Scottish, you think about getting pissed and it just happens

Na. Well its half of it, forgot the scotch.

Yeah every winter we have to do country dancing, so everyone either sneakily 'feigns injury' or goes home and wallops their shins with a sledgehammer until it is no more . Nobody takes it seriously, our prom - that nobody was intending on going to - is now cancelled because of half the class not doing it hahahahahhahahaha. Good times.

He scored a tap in, so what

Na hes probably worse than Hilario.... get Fraser Forster from Celtic, a quality English keeper. Games against Barca he was by far the best player on the pitch from a Celtic point of view. Also was important in their SPL win last season, made some big big saves.

According to the Sun (yeah I know haha) Pep is City bound, Mancini is getting sacked for failing to get into the CL knockout stages. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4740888/Pep-Guardiola-snubs-Man-Utd-Chelsea-AC-and-Bayern-for-City.html

Seen this on twitter, unsure how reliable this rumor is. Probably not very.

Thats an incredible number of good players. They say Real barely produce/give a chance to talented youngsters but imagine if they had and won with those players years ago..

I have to be honest, this is getting pathetic. Its obvious Lampards going, deal with it. Roman is a smart guy, hes always done whats best fo Chelsea so I am 100% behind him for this. Sure hes done a lot for the club but didn't AVB not try and reduce him to a squad player last season and he started throwing the toys out of the pram? Its only right that someone younger like Oscar or Kevin get the amount of playing time Lamps gets right now next season. Hes still useful but so are players like Luka Modric, Joao Moutinho, Fernandinho, etc who actually all suit our system too.....

You mean Kalou's goal... he clearly shot it in from the byline with the intention of it looking like it had gone in off Riise's head.... when it didn't acutally

Didn't see it but 2 Walters o.g's means hes man of the match in my eyes hahaha

I think FM to about 10:00 am is in order, then struggle to stay up the rest of the day....

Put it this way, Demba Ba has played like 100 minutes for Chelsea and has basically equaled Torres' first year and a half with goals and made like quadruple the amount of runs hes made since joining us. Also I hope that Torres story is true tbh, I would love it if Rom went down to the training ground and told the cunt right to his face 'You're being sold because you are an utter useless fucking twat, you've been here since 2011 and have put that number 9 jersey to shame' then he sells him to Liverpool for 80 million and he scores 1 goal in 12 seasons. Its an absolute farce he has played as many minutes as he has with players like Nico, Drogba and even Sturridge at the club. Some fans have cheered him for ages, some waited and waited until he scored his first goal for the club and supported him through that 24 hour goalless streak. For all the support he has been shown, its an absolute fucking disgrace he keeps saying I wish I was back at Liverpool. To be honest I wish he was fucking back at Liverpool, little cunt he is, should litreally just release him hes fucking awful, so bad. Demba should automatically be first choice - hes hungry for goals, always on the move, always looking to score where as Torres is always looking for the ball so he can fuck everything up. Ok hes shown flashes of old form before but still, since when did 10 good games in 100 cost 50 million. Even Sheva was more a success than this ladyboy. How people also say he still needs service and passed to by Oscar/Mata/Hazard, jesus, just stop fucking watching games if thats what you think - fucking idiots.

If JT is fit he must start. Must play a more physical 11 tbh (well basically don't play Torres and maybe not Azpi at RB depending on JTs fitness) , Ivanovic at RB JT and Cahill then Cole at LB obviously. Lampard and Ramires in MF, then the 3 picks itself Hazard, Oscar, Mata and big Demba up top!

Haha I think we ruined most threads... crazy shit went down

Marin might get some time against Stoke, don't know whether thats a good or bad thing tbh. Would have preffered if we'd still have Moses for these more physically types of games. Damn you Nigeria.

So whats happening with Fellaini? Just a rumor? Thank fuck tbh. Not good enough in the double pivot plus not needed in the three.