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Put it this way, Demba Ba has played like 100 minutes for Chelsea and has basically equaled Torres' first year and a half with goals and made like quadruple the amount of runs hes made since joining us. Also I hope that Torres story is true tbh, I would love it if Rom went down to the training ground and told the cunt right to his face 'You're being sold because you are an utter useless fucking twat, you've been here since 2011 and have put that number 9 jersey to shame' then he sells him to Liverpool for 80 million and he scores 1 goal in 12 seasons. Its an absolute farce he has played as many minutes as he has with players like Nico, Drogba and even Sturridge at the club. Some fans have cheered him for ages, some waited and waited until he scored his first goal for the club and supported him through that 24 hour goalless streak. For all the support he has been shown, its an absolute fucking disgrace he keeps saying I wish I was back at Liverpool. To be honest I wish he was fucking back at Liverpool, little cunt he is, should litreally just release him hes fucking awful, so bad. Demba should automatically be first choice - hes hungry for goals, always on the move, always looking to score where as Torres is always looking for the ball so he can fuck everything up. Ok hes shown flashes of old form before but still, since when did 10 good games in 100 cost 50 million. Even Sheva was more a success than this ladyboy. How people also say he still needs service and passed to by Oscar/Mata/Hazard, jesus, just stop fucking watching games if thats what you think - fucking idiots.

If JT is fit he must start. Must play a more physical 11 tbh (well basically don't play Torres and maybe not Azpi at RB depending on JTs fitness) , Ivanovic at RB JT and Cahill then Cole at LB obviously. Lampard and Ramires in MF, then the 3 picks itself Hazard, Oscar, Mata and big Demba up top!

Haha I think we ruined most threads... crazy shit went down

Marin might get some time against Stoke, don't know whether thats a good or bad thing tbh. Would have preffered if we'd still have Moses for these more physically types of games. Damn you Nigeria.

So whats happening with Fellaini? Just a rumor? Thank fuck tbh. Not good enough in the double pivot plus not needed in the three.

Lets start a petition ... also need to start one for Bosingwa to shave that ugly caterpillar that rests on his face.

You don't decide when to leave, the land does. It will tell you when you've served your time...

Bullshit. I won't allow it. Hes moving to miserable Scotland and never being allowed to leave.

Where?

Aye Villas past it, bangs in two good goals.... aye past it............ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye....... 10 goals in 11 games hes started this season... past it for sure.......... aye....

Well I'm usually against all this Rafa out bullshit but... I'm avaliable so Rafa can suck my left nut for this one. Demands: £30,000 p/w 5 year contract 1.5 million up front so I can relocate 200,000 compensation to 'Eastend boys club' even though I'm only going to be taking them for the second time tonight. Also SeB as assistant coach, , and We Hate Scouse all to be appointed as part of my coaching team. Rihanna full time stripper 10 year contract too. Also Rmpr and manpe get them in there somewhere too, they could be part of the coaching team too.. Call me maybe Roman?

Haha well lets just say. I am putting haha everywhere to prevent my hate for that useless Spanish shemale bastard Torres coming out. Haha. Also Ivanovic, haha. HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IVANOVIC ?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!??!??!!?? P.S. If I see anymore of these Torres isn't getting any service tweets I will round fanboys up and start shooting...........

Fucking shit. That is all I will say.

That piece of writting up there is excellent, the thing about Roman giving Chelsea 50m each year after his death for 10 years also shows his commitment to our cause, what a man, absolute legend, I mean nearly a billion pounds, the players hes helped bring to this club and the trophies is more than enough in my eyes but hes agreed to that when he isn't here... wow... fair to say that quashes any rumors that Chelsea is a toy to him. He absolutely loves this club. Hopefully one day his son can take over as it looks like he has a real passion for Chelsea too, would be nice, I'm sure Roman would also love for this to happen.

Rumors of a 22 million release clause seems like bullshit. If you bought someone for 15 million would you really allow a "22 million" release clause over say a 30-50 million release clause. Absolute bollocks. I'd rather Capoue or my granny in as a DM ahead of this guy, I mean no offence but he fouls a lot, shit passing accuracy (statisically), not creative and he moves like a train. Also lacks the positional sense that Mikel and Romeu have to play as a DM.

So reading these posts I've discovered he isn't as good as Willian.... ok... anyway why are we signing him when we have Marko Marin 'the great savour who will come on from the bench and score 403 goals' oh wait hes Marin replacement isn't he....

He scored so what? Carlton Cole scored the other week should we resign him? Noooooooooo

If Isco comes we can keep Marin as back up to Moses. You need 2 or 3 quality players for every position at a top team. United have 4 top strikers, same with City. Barca have quality everywhere as do Madrid

Agree with Spike, should promote rather than buy. Kalas should be tested after the summer in pre-season.

More Belgians! Welcome mate

The suggestion of him getting a statue is a good idea but it has to be him lifting a cup and naturally Bosingwa's got to be ruining it like every team photo/celebration when we won something while he was here

Frankie Boyle = always right hahaha

If Chelsea don't sign Isco we will regret it, especially if Arsenal/Real/Barca/United/or someone else sign him. We might not necessarily need him, in fact we do tbh - when we rest Mata we are shite. Isco could be a like for like replacement when we rest Juan.

I feel Moses technical qualities are often underrated. Anyway Bale is all strength and 50 yard touches. Hes rather average technically like a lot of British players. Relies on physical abilities over his technical abilities. Imagine Micah Richards vs Gareth Bale though, would be some battle..

Bit harsh supposing Higuain on his day is as good/better than Falcao. Hes 25 and has scored over 100 goals in 7 years for Real Madrid, if that doesn't put him in the bracket of goal machine then fuck knows what does. One of the best strikers out just forgotten because of his injuries in the last 2/3 years and Mou's preference for Benzema.