OneMoSalah

The Bourne films are the best films, apart from the last one, what a letdown, totally ruined a superb series of films.

Hard to believe he is only 3 years older than me, the guy is an absolute animal, looks as if hes 25 or older. Also shares my brothers birthday and mines is 3 days after.......

Best RB in the PL, can't think of a better one.

He was good at Arsenal not great and he was utter bollocks at West Ham, he played like what 3 games?

Not being harsh, Marin has been terrible every game since pre-season, Bertrand hasn't played well since the CL final and Yossi... well Yossi has been at Chelsea since 2010 or something and has 11 or 12 games, speaks for itself.

Marin, Yossi and Bertrand are all shite.

I meant his place in the 25 man squad which he must be in as he played the other day vs Newcastle or Reading can't remember.

Cant believe we still have this guy in our squad. De Bruyne better get his place after the summer.

See if Balotelli had played like that for the last 2 years, he'd easily be one of the top players in the PL (if he had stayed anyway). Was incredible tonight, Udinese's keeper made 2 class saves from his 25-30 yard attempt and his freekick. Worked hard too, wasn't lazy as he was for City. With a bit of love and support from AC Milans coach I reckon Balotelli will be an incredible player for Milan.

Balotelli is playing incredibly well. Wow.

The cunt is off his nut, I'd imagine Neil Lennon would probably headbutt him if he tried leading the team out. Stop smoking that green shiz Snoop.

Oh not this stuff again. On a positive note I seen Damien Duff put in a world class cross yesterday, we made a mistake letting him go............

Oh not this stuff again. On a positive note I seen Duff put in a world class cross yesterday, we made a mistake letting him go............

Aye a remember that because Andy Gray said 'take a bow son' after it I think

Wow, first time seeing this. Incredible control.

Welcome mate

I meant in general! 4-3-3 Mikel - Ramires - Oscar/Lampard

#BringBackAVB Just go back to 4-3-3 infact, we don't have the players to play 4-2-3-1, 4-3-3 would probably work its just getting somecunt to do it.

Jose back, Steve Clark as his no.2 if he'll come back. All of Jose's RM staff, boom win everything

Why the fuck does Bertrand get games at LW, when hes absolute shit there? GREAT PERFORMANCE SO FAR ANYWAY / NOT

Aye you do, well slightly.

Spike in all his hipster glory. My iPhone case reflected yellow/green when the flash is on. Drunk. Spike today, as an uncouth maverick. Hungover from the greatest day on the Gregorian Calendar. And I thought al these David De Gea things were a joke, wow you just need blondeish hair and you'll be his double.

We should instill a manager with a plan and a philosophy that will gradually take effect but improve over the coming seasons. Jurgen Klopp at Borussia Dortmund is a prime example. When he took over at Dortmund, they were an average side, he completey reshaped the squad since 2008 (when he went there I think) built up the squad quality and depth etc then built up a playing style and its got better and better. Also Pep at Barca, even though they were capable he reshaped the squad, changed their philosophy and they got better and better. We need someone like this to achieve long term success, well in my opinion anyway. AVB should have been that manager still, think if he had time and money to take in HIS TARGETS and not Elemano or whats his faces. A team with a spine of players AVB actually wanted, Mata, Falcao, Moutinho, De Bruyne, Romeu, Courtois, would have worked I think.

I heard we have more chances signing a human sized weetabix than Fellaini right now...

God you know the joke, does everyone fucking know the joke? godddd damntisntsuhthjsk