OneMoSalah

I don't have a fucking sister, end of cunt.

More like what isn't/hasn't gone on here.

Hahahhaha god the similarities between Scotland and Australia. Ironically most Scots think that is a 10/10 too

Apparently not Jake is ranked higher than Justin Timberlake in Aussieland's top 100 but still they tell him to come as a friend? Da fuq?

No I've never been to T and don't intend on going, biggest heap of shit ever and Example is a cunt so I doubt I'll be there. I will not be showing off anything at a music gig bar my hatred for Justin Bieber by possibly decapitating him.

Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhaha Honestly I'd go as far to say Susan Boyle is in the top 100 in Scotland HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH fuck she is not

whatthemata all I'm saying

I thought a fucking Syrian was an alien at first reading that but then I remembered what a stupid cunt I can be sometimes and that what I said was ridiculous even though I've watched that many films with aliens and shit in them the last week (mostly riddick on repeat). I thought of Sireon from Lord of the Rings too, fuck I'm losing it. Yeah Syrian women are beautiful, I don't know how but they just are..... damn

Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.

Just fucking do it you randy Australian.

My German mate has a fit cousin and one of my other mates sister is stunning so the banter is usually good and includes their sister/cousin.

Fuck you sister fucker. I don't have no sister that you can fuck, sadly or I'd pledge her to you as you are Sir Spike

Haha 1) my father is too cool to be you, 2) I am beautiful in my own way, 3) I dont have a sister. 4) Fuck you

What the fuck has happened to you today/tonight you mad son of a gun?

Mate, speak to Vin Diesels bicep. Its huge, its probably the size of Scotland, he and Lukaku are rare breeds of men, absolute tanks. Vin Diesel may be a nerd but he looks like he kicks heads in when the comic book store are out of batman comics. Also the bit I made bold, I'm glad you said your foot and not your third leg too, its safe to say if you had said your pecker then wow, there would be madness in the fucking pub.

Vin Diesel is about as wide as a bus, he'll beat the fuck out of the whole of Australia mate.

His West Ham days he was really chubbyish. His dad used to train him to get him fitter and into better shape when he was younger. Worked a treat.

Somtimes we need a cunt to sit in the box and score tap ins. How many times have we seen good crosses not finished because we have no striker in and around the 6 yard box? Torres is too busy running around like a headless fuckwit and he hardly gets into the box as much. If we can get him for 20 million I'd take him tbh. Plus he'd be very keen to join Chelsea, he did help us win the CL after all with all those horrible misses.

This guy is apparently just as injury prone as Diaby hahahahhaa and hes only 20 or something hahahahahha lets all laugh at Arsenal

Missing out on fun? Cricket? That phrases don't belong in the same sentence mate. Anyway how good is Vin Disel films oh my chronicles of riddick, pitch black and there is a new one coming out in September.

I struggled with this too, if I had any advice to give you it would be stop coming on here for a few hours like I've done sometimes. Or just do what Amels does which is what I did last year, revision for 5 or 6 hours the day before my exam and boom pass it Or do it the way you want, revise for as long as you can, get plenty of studying done and then you should pass!

His relationship with Zemen was very odd but isn't the AC Milan coach not taking over at Roma? Depends as well if he wants another challenge so to speak. He apparently said he'd leave if it helped Roma financially too a year or so ago.

Takes no prisoners. The tattoo on his leg is priceless.

Surely he should play these 2 friendlies no? Give him the armband for at least one of them if hes gonna take part.