OneMoSalah

Knew this would be a wind up.. my oh my.

I thought Bastian Schweinstager was playing for Ballack's team in it?

Yes but Hazard is a professional athlete, he has to be in good shape. Na 81kg for someone around 5 ft 8 or 9 isn't as bad as you make out. Certainly doesn't mean your fat! The term fat is thrown around too much, when someone says fat I think of morbidly obese. Someone who's a bit overweight isn't really fat, they are slightly overweight. I know many people say slightly overweight is fat but I don't think it is. Not saying your overweight/were overweight in that photo either by the way. Isn't 80 or 81 kilos not 12 or 13 stone anyway? That is not fat or overweight.

^ Are we really gonna do this? More chance in us signing Messi than Lewa who is already Bayern bound.

Fuck it they still payed 20 million for Javi Garcia, when hes worth maybe 5.

I can actually see De Rossi kicking the living shit out of Fernandinho hahahahaha

34 million for Fernandinho, who is pretty much unproven outside of Ukraine. Not even a regular in the Brazilian NT. He looked good in the CL but 34 million is an abysmal deal on Citys behalf.

If your 140 cm tall then the circumstances are different but Rmpr looks at least 5 ft 8-10 ish.

I got the new top with Oscar 11 on the back of it a while back, The top is really really nice.

That is really not fat mate!

Wait people are complaining about us signing Schurrle who is an inverted forward but want Hulk who is the fucking same... my days... Schurrle Pacy Direct Good dribbler Hard working Decent long range shots Hulk Pacy Direct Good dribbler Strong Lazy Decent long range shots Not saying any of the two are what we need but they are basically the same player bar maybe Hulks physically strong and Schurrle works harder and they play opposite wings. I suppose we need someone on the right though, can't stick Oscar there. If Hulk was available for peanuts then I'd take him possibly but still I think hes been quite shit since going to Russia.

One of the most talented midfield players of the 21st century.

De Rossi is hardly a playmaker though, hes a bit of both. He can play accurate long passes from deep but hes not exactly Xabi Alonso. Hes a ball winner as well.

Am I really seeing this? Marquinhos better than Varane? Hmm

Tbh De Rossi for 10m plus Wallace on loan is more beneficial for us in comparison to paying 11m for this guy. Capoue is a good player but hes not as good as De Rossi, not as experienced and hasn't been tested on grander stages (world cups, european championships, champions league etc). Also Wallace will get playing time at Roma I'd hope so yeah. Could be a very beneficial deal. One winner for me, De Rossi all day.

Depends because Roma sometimes play 4-3-3 or 3-4-3

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Can only speak English, was learning to speak French up until third year when I dropped it but I am contemplating learning Spanish.

I don't think its a fact that Sneijder can't defend at all, hes never really played in a position where hes had to do much defending due to his play making skills and shooting abilities, when was the last time you seen a #10 constantly defending? Sure its risky to try him in the pivot but his passing and vision is superb, can play with both feet really well and is/was a top player. When he was Inter as Spike said he was probably the best MF player in the world.

Hijack this Jose. Pls.

Sneidjer for CM.

5 million, wowwwwwwwwwwwww, if hes gonna play a bit deeper then why the fuck not. quite believe it though because he tried to resign Sniejder at real.

JOSE BLOODY MOURINHO, FUCK UNITED ARE GONNA GET DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes but hes a young lad, in his debut season in the CL. How many times can you say Luiz has performed as well as Varane did in those El Classicos Real Madrid won this season? Or as good as Varane was against Manchester United at Old Trafford? The only good games I can remember Luiz having in central defense was the CL final last year. Luiz has been good as a CM for us in some games but yet again if we could sign someone who naturally plays there and is better than Luiz where does that leave him? Just look at this class tackle at about 2 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI8avcbKEXo

I think defensively Varane is probably better than Luiz. Luiz can have major lapses in concentration that has cost us points, especially at center back. I have a feeling other teams look to target him when he plays there due to this. Varane would need to be first choice if he came here though as hes still growing and looks like a terrific player in the making. If Jose can iron out the creases in Luiz's games that Robbie kinda started doing and Rafa continued to do slightly then sure he'd be much much much better but at times he doesn't think, he does ridiculously stupid shit. Hes his own worst enemy.