OneMoSalah

25 FUCKING MILLION AND 2 FRIENDLIES!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! Either that or the lure of playing for Barca is too much for Neymar to turn around and go to Real's €100million offer and go "Na your alright" To think Santos declined a 20 odd million offer from us about 2 or 3 years ago, developed him, made him better and now sell him for a similar bloody price. Fuck off Santos.

Hes 27, in 2 or 3 years he'll nearly be 30 so no point. EDIT:Sorry just seen its an old post from March gaha.

NO RAMIRES STAYS FUCK YOU BENITEZ!!!

Rafa, we will give you Torres (who you'd think would thrive in Serie A due to the slowness of most defenses) plus cash in return for Cavani, or just give us Cavani we did let you manage us and we improved your 'CV' so its only fair eh?

Sign him up. Carlo will probably not drop Iker to avoid the treatment Jose got so he'll hardly play. I'm sure if we get a good keeper who can push Cech he will get games. Plus Cech is having surgery this summer so he could miss the start of the season and to avoid playing Blackman (even though thats harsh its only fair, his positioning was shit last night and hes not ready to play at PL level) we need another GK. Hilario and Turnbull are both going this summer, they're contracts are up.

Good utility player, can play LM or DM too as Jose has played him there before at Real.

Don't fuck this 2-0 lead up. Please don't fuck this 2-0 lead up. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS 2-0 LEAD UP.

You were saying ? Anyway I've seen quotes that we are in for him from Galatasary's president or something.

Yeah what Spike said haha

Fuck you Speigel. Anyway my greatest of all time is either Zidane or Kaka. Zidane was so talented, immense player, that goal in the CL final at Hampden was one of the first goals I ever seen (I was 6 or something and never really got into football as much until after). Its a pity I only seen him as a player for really what 2 years? I love watching videos of him, especially that World Cup final from 98 where he was head and shoulders above everyone and I had the pleasure of watching him smash everyone in the 2006 World Cup too. Kaka in my eyes was the perfect modern day player before these cunts, Ronaldo and Messi burst onto the scene. Kaka was a phenomenon, man what a player. He was my favorite player for years, as Spike already said everything he did was so easy looking but obviously it wasn't. Its such a pity hes been so out of form since leaving Milan, he was so good, actually gutted to see how his career has faltered the last few years. Another personal favorite of mines (wouldn't say greatest of all time but) was Ibra. I seen him play at Juve and thought wow instantly. Had everything, went to Inter and became one of the finest players in the world and well you know how much trophies hes won in his career.

Loaning him to somewhere like Italy or Germany would be ideal so he could cope with a much more physically demanding league mentally and physically but the odds of this happening are low as fuck! Also we could use the loan deal to get first opinion on Mateo Kovavic who signed for them from Dinamo Zagreb in January I think. Hes one hell of a talented player.

He can still play in the three cant he? Hes played as an AM and winger for Malaga much like Cazorla did under Pellegrini.

When we don't play Mata we play shit, we need to sign someone of a similar caliber to rotate and possibly put in the same team as Mata. Isco has played numerous positions and been Malaga's stand out player.

Mourinho had issues with Marcelo and his defensive abilities when he took over at Real but he soon sorted it so who knows? Mourinho could take Luiz to another level. Doubt Luiz will be sold anyway. Hes vital to us now a days.

His West Ham days he was really chubbyish. His dad used to train him to get him fitter and into better shape when he was younger. Worked a treat.

Somtimes we need a cunt to sit in the box and score tap ins. How many times have we seen good crosses not finished because we have no striker in and around the 6 yard box? Torres is too busy running around like a headless fuckwit and he hardly gets into the box as much. If we can get him for 20 million I'd take him tbh. Plus he'd be very keen to join Chelsea, he did help us win the CL after all with all those horrible misses.

This guy is apparently just as injury prone as Diaby hahahahhaa and hes only 20 or something hahahahahha lets all laugh at Arsenal

His relationship with Zemen was very odd but isn't the AC Milan coach not taking over at Roma? Depends as well if he wants another challenge so to speak. He apparently said he'd leave if it helped Roma financially too a year or so ago.

Takes no prisoners. The tattoo on his leg is priceless.

Surely he should play these 2 friendlies no? Give him the armband for at least one of them if hes gonna take part.

Hes got even better since the 2006 World Cup where he was about 23 or 24. He was one of Italy's stand out players in the Euros along with Pirlo and Balotelli. His performance vs Spain in the group stages is one of the best individual defensive performances I've seen. He was so good, Cesc hardly got a sniff when playing as false 9. He stepped up when he had to, made vital blocks and interceptions and also distributed the ball very well! Perhaps he'll eventually slot into CB for Roma or us if he signs?

Doing some revision and I see this, WHAT THE FUCK SQA since when do Arsenal finish fucking first?!?!?1

Think this tour is the stupidest thing the club has ever done since signing Torres for 50 million. Imagine that 67 or how ever many games and they arrange a tour in the US? what a heap of shit. Sure we've a big fan base there but the players need a rest.

Jose's first signing and possibly one of his most reliable signings. Sure he wasn't Cafu but still he could defend and was always reliable. Sad to see him go

Stay the fuck away from my club Fellaini you cunt!