OneMoSalah

What is all this shit about our players inappropriately touching Eva? Wowwwwwww

Knackered but its understandable as I've been up since 7.30. Had to get up early for a football tournament where we managed to overachieve and get 9 points from 6 games. Quite delighted tbh, I mean no offense to the players or that but it was the teams second team. Anyway time to smash some cookie crisp in me! Fucking awesome.

Juan Mata, Eden Hazard, Oscar, David Luiz, Cesar Azpilicueta, John Obi Mikel, Josh McEachran, Kevin De Bruyne imo are the best technical players we have. Possibly throw Nathan Ake in there, not seen a lot but being Dutch I'm guessing he was brought up in an academy that like most Dutch academies are based on improving technical abilities and ball retention.

I'm assuming you mean an individuals technical ability yeah.... technical ability can really be anything Anyway this is what I think falls under 'technical ability': first touch, ball control, awareness, vision, passing, crossing, decision making - in terms of where and when to pass/how the player executes the pass etc.

WHY CANT WE FUCKING BEAT CITY

Also what was Rafa thinking going 4-4-2 against City playing 4-2-3-1? Outnumbered in MF as Silva/Tevez (whoever is playing #10 role) will drop back to get the ball.

Fuck me early goal.

Not just picking my pivot because of the CL, imo Sven Bender and Gundogan is one of the best MF pivots in Europe and have been for a while.

Did Jamie Redknapp just say he watched Lewa play when he was in Poland? Fuck off you stupid cunt. Course your dad wanted to sign everyone, you cunt.

Hazard is better imo. There is no doubting Neymars potential, he is a talented player just he is very unproven in Europe. Even with Brazil recently against Russia and England he has hardly performed to a high level. My prediction is Hazard will win the Ballon d'Or in 2015

Because they could have sold him for 50 odd million in 2010.

25 FUCKING MILLION AND 2 FRIENDLIES!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! Either that or the lure of playing for Barca is too much for Neymar to turn around and go to Real's €100million offer and go "Na your alright" To think Santos declined a 20 odd million offer from us about 2 or 3 years ago, developed him, made him better and now sell him for a similar bloody price. Fuck off Santos.

Hes 27, in 2 or 3 years he'll nearly be 30 so no point. EDIT:Sorry just seen its an old post from March gaha.

NO RAMIRES STAYS FUCK YOU BENITEZ!!!

Rafa, we will give you Torres (who you'd think would thrive in Serie A due to the slowness of most defenses) plus cash in return for Cavani, or just give us Cavani we did let you manage us and we improved your 'CV' so its only fair eh?

Sign him up. Carlo will probably not drop Iker to avoid the treatment Jose got so he'll hardly play. I'm sure if we get a good keeper who can push Cech he will get games. Plus Cech is having surgery this summer so he could miss the start of the season and to avoid playing Blackman (even though thats harsh its only fair, his positioning was shit last night and hes not ready to play at PL level) we need another GK. Hilario and Turnbull are both going this summer, they're contracts are up.

Good utility player, can play LM or DM too as Jose has played him there before at Real.

Don't fuck this 2-0 lead up. Please don't fuck this 2-0 lead up. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS 2-0 LEAD UP.

You were saying ? Anyway I've seen quotes that we are in for him from Galatasary's president or something.

Yeah what Spike said haha

Fuck you Speigel. Anyway my greatest of all time is either Zidane or Kaka. Zidane was so talented, immense player, that goal in the CL final at Hampden was one of the first goals I ever seen (I was 6 or something and never really got into football as much until after). Its a pity I only seen him as a player for really what 2 years? I love watching videos of him, especially that World Cup final from 98 where he was head and shoulders above everyone and I had the pleasure of watching him smash everyone in the 2006 World Cup too. Kaka in my eyes was the perfect modern day player before these cunts, Ronaldo and Messi burst onto the scene. Kaka was a phenomenon, man what a player. He was my favorite player for years, as Spike already said everything he did was so easy looking but obviously it wasn't. Its such a pity hes been so out of form since leaving Milan, he was so good, actually gutted to see how his career has faltered the last few years. Another personal favorite of mines (wouldn't say greatest of all time but) was Ibra. I seen him play at Juve and thought wow instantly. Had everything, went to Inter and became one of the finest players in the world and well you know how much trophies hes won in his career.

Just a mix of questions, standard deviation, area of sectors, length of arcs, finding angles using the sin rule, quadratics, substituting equations and more shite along that lines.

First part of the exam is the non calculator part, we got 45 minutes, then a wee break before going back to do the calculator paper

Loaning him to somewhere like Italy or Germany would be ideal so he could cope with a much more physically demanding league mentally and physically but the odds of this happening are low as fuck! Also we could use the loan deal to get first opinion on Mateo Kovavic who signed for them from Dinamo Zagreb in January I think. Hes one hell of a talented player.

He can still play in the three cant he? Hes played as an AM and winger for Malaga much like Cazorla did under Pellegrini.