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One of us indeed, Jose.

Don't worry we've signed quality replacements already: Michael Hector from the almighty Reading FC Papy Djilobuoujouji might turn out to be next Baresi when he returns from his loan That American geezer who we only signed because he's pretty

Ivanovic captain next season hahahahaha

Are there any leaders left in the dressing room now? Even if he plays 50% of the games he's still worth having around purely for his presence and what he can teach Zouma and whoever that geezer we signed yesterday is

That jawline is worth half a million on its own

looks like the kind of cunt who stands topless outside Hollister wearing only flip flops and swimming shorts.

Absolute bantz if we beat them 1-0 with an injury time winner for the 3rd consecutive season. Won't happen though, we'll probably go 2-1 up with 20 minutes to play and end up drawing or losing with one of their worst players scoring. Pre match parklife is the only plus these days of playing at home

£100m could buy us 4 Juan Cuadrados or even better 11 Mohamed Salahs

Would rather douse myself in my own excrement than watch us play under Brendan the transvestite shagger next season

Don't even think about appointing fatty again, Chelsea. If that fucking waiter-lookalike, black tie-wearing, excuse mongering shitstain comes anywhere near being appointed by Chelsea we riot

I'd give my right bollock for him to stay and sell that fraud Oscar instead

It's just turd isn't it?

I expect we will sell him and not replace him if our board are going to be true to form this season. Either that or we will go after Neymar and end up with Victor Anichebe

it isn't like we can even praise him for working hard. so fucking lazy jogging into the box when we were counter attacking

Oscar was so, so poor again

Papy on the bench and Lord Michael Hector just sent off for Reading. This is the banter season

just stuck a quid on him to score would win £41

might get pissed and stick a fiver on Papi to score the winner

state of that bench even worse than the bench last time we went to Old Trafford as defending champions...

Djiliboujabilijibilouji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's aliiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

its OK, we sold him and replaced him with quality players like Juan Cuadrado...

I will boycott every game for as long as that tosser Rodgers is in charge

read on Chelseafc_ES that Fabregas didn't travel because he had a fever, Remy is injured and Falcao still isn't fully fit. Oh shit. If we don't change formation I'd go Courtois Ivanovic Zouma Terry Azpi Matic Mikel Willian Oscar Kenedy Pedro

I hope to see players wearing black armbands tomorrow in memory of zolayes #justice4zolayes