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What to you mean? Atmosphere wise should be good because it's a big game and we fucking hate Liverpool.

Words cannot describe my hatred for these hypocritical, thieving, classless, scummy, whining twats. My least favourite club in the world. Nice to see they are bringing their traditionally classy banners as well, including one taking a cheap swipe at John Terry's mum. Wonder if they'll sing about Lampard's mum too? Pricks.

And I'm assuming Eden Hazard, Oscar and Willian don't stand a chance against your full backs who nobody has ever heard of. Still, I suppose I should believe you. David Luiz is weak. He is a starter for the Brazilian national team. (By the way, Luiz weighs 84kg and is 1.89m, Yilmaz weighs 77kg and is 1.88m)

Not if the 2014 UEFA rankings are anything to go by. Last year was an anomaly. Worse than last year? Is that a joke? IN this Summer: Willian, Eto'o, Schurrle OUT this Summer: Malouda, Ferreira, Benayoun We also have a number of world class players in our squad anyway. Sneijder, Drogba and Yilmaz (debatable) are the only world class players in your squad.

A league far more difficult than the Turkish League OK we lost to Shakhtar. We also beat them. We also beat Bayern, Barca, Napoli and Benfica the season before. We then cruised to the Europa League with a second string side out for most games. We usually play in the quarter final stage of the Champions League, it's not some special event for us. 2013- Group stage 2012- Winners 2011- Quarter Final 2010- Last 16 2009- Semi final 2008- Final 2007- Semi final 2006- Last 16 2005- Semi final 2004- Semi final You on the other hand: 2013- Quarter final 2012- Not in competition 2011- Europa League 2010- Europa League 2009- Qualifying round 2008- Europa League 2007- Group stage 2006- UEFA Cup 2005- Not in competition 2004- Group stage

Absolutely pissing myself reading this. Please don't ban Sezai, his delusion brightens the place up a bit. I have seen deluded comments from Steaua Bucharest fans and Liverpool on a more frequent basis but this is just another level. 3-0 home and away? Seriously guys, you have Emmanuel fucking Eboue. Surely you are on the wind up? Nobody knows Galatasaray here apart from for darker activities involving another English team about 13 years ago. You are just that average club that Sneijder and Drogba play for. Your UEFA coefficient puts you below Rubin Kazan, Dynamo Kiev, CSKA Moscow and even Spurs. You don't even make the top 25. For comparison, we are 4th, behind only Real Madrid, Bayern and Barca. I have never heard of half of your team, especially your defenders and you think you will turn us over home and away?

Gonna absolutely piss myself if Fulham go down. Fair play to Hull, I completely wrote them off at the start of the season.

Better to get him in January to avoid paying an inflated world cup price for him in the Summer. Whether Atletico would let him go is another matter. He has been one of their stand out players in a standout season.

2 words: Daily Star. About as creditable as a brick.

But Stamford Bridge is in Hammersmith and Fulham? :'(

Nooooo sting! <3

Admittedly the only thing he did ok was hold the ball up but it is pathetic people telling him to "piss off in January" etc. So you would have chased him out for being shit in a few games? Brilliant. Why not bother with Hazard, Ivanovic and Cole if we are going to judge on a few games. Were there new seats in MHL in the first few rows? Looked like it from Shed upper

What?

Love the support he's getting here. Some of the 'fans' on here make me sick, I try my best not to associate myself with some of you. He missed some chances yes, didn't have a great game, yes but he still gave 100%, didn't go missing, held the ball up well. Amazes me the criticism he gets for bad performances when he still gives everything yet some people are so stuck up Eden Hazard's arse when he doesn't always seem to give everything and goes missing in about half our games.

Eto'os finishing was beyond a joke, but he did hold the ball up well at times. Noticed nobody has criticized Cole. He did some very, very stupid things today. Makes you wonder how he has 100 England caps when he jumps over the ball like a pony several times in the game, hoping that it goes out for a throw in and makes him look clever. Not so clever when on 2 occasions they keep the ball in is it?

Just polished off a mint Maccys. That chilli chicken wrap was just orgasm..

Jose can go suck it if he wants noise. I'm there to spectate a football match, not shout about players. (sarcasm intended)

Yes almighty sir.

Absolutely. 2 points off top, with a young squad not yet playing to its full potential. Fucking useless this guy. He was shit at Porto, Inter and Real Madrid too, why did we hire this clown?

2 points off top spot at Christmas, outplayed a title contender on their own pitch. Well aren't we screwed? May as well give up now and forfeit the rest of our games this season.

So where on the pitch was Ozil. Didn't see the ugly mug all night, presumably still stuck in Mikel's pocket

Just ventured outside for the first time today. All I will say is that sunny Copacabana beach will seem a long, long way away for Oscar, Ramires, Luiz and Willian this evening

That's not even true.

OK the apocalypse looks like it has started...