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From 30 different mothers

Looking at Spurs fans on Twitter you'd have thought they'd overcome a 3-1 first leg deficit against a team with Cavani, Lavezzi and Hamsik. In reality they've overcome a bunch of Ukranian plumbers. Well done Spurs. In other news, Rafael Benitez the 'master tactician' just managed to squeeze his multi-million pound Napoli side past someone who has managed less than 10 professional games

The away end is more or less some seats on a load of metal scaffolding, their fans are as intimidating as a cute, fluffy Easter bunny and it's generally just a bit shit

Made sure I gave the Galatasaray fan in the school football team a good kicking at training today.

We get some proper, proper idiots on here when we don't win a game

Can't wait for Azpilicueta to give Felipe Melo an absolute cruncher in the second leg

Yilmaz is a wanker

I found our trip to Brentford last season more hostile than this

Shitting a brick right here with a girl in various Gala shirts singing along to Ellie Goulding songs. Welcome to Hell indeed

Remember that time Galatasaray won a trophy that someone actually cares about? No, me neither

I'd rather shit in my hand and clap

Why are normal, nice Gala fans in the minority

Remind me of a last time a Turkish team won big ears...

Come back when you've won the one with the big ears and then we'll talk. 1-6 in your own back yard? Tragic.

Ban the cunts from the competition. Nothing but trouble why the fuck are these morons allowed to compete? At the very least Chelsea should ban away fans from the return leg at Stamford Bridge. Absolute fucking scum, told you

Agreed. Absolutely vile some of the stuff they've been saying this evening.

Classy bunch on Twitter offering to meet our travelling fans at the airport for a fight, telling them they will kill them and rape their families and laughing at the fact they killed 2 Leeds fans. Proper, proper scum.

Shitting a brick right here...

Clearly I was referring to the whole Turkish nation when I spoke about Galatasaray.

Martinez moaning that we used 'dirty tricks' to win the game. Bit rich coming from the team that faked an injury while we were on the attack, time wasted at the majority of their goal kicks and moved the ball forwards about 4 yards every time they got a free kick

He'll be a huge miss for us in the Champions League

do these mongs Chelsea. Pricks have been vandalizing the areas around Stamford Bridge with their shit graffiti saying 'Think twice about going to Istanbul' and 'Be afraid, Gala are coming', 'Gala hooligans'. Absolute bunch of mongs.

Still absolutely buzzing off this, brilliant way to win it. Don't think Stamford Bridge has gone so mad celebrating a goal like that since Torres vs City and Drogba vs Barca before that. We really ground that result out and it is good that we are showing we can do that because we dropped too many points from similar positions last season. Obviously we need to improve, but Everton are a very good and well-organized side, I expect us to be far better against Fulham next week. On a final note, John Terry you sir are brilliant. Even if he hadn't scored he still would have been my man of the match. Its like watching him back in 2005/06- just unstoppable and so solid. Shows what the Fat Spanish Waiter knows by benching him last season. He won absolutely everything and most important of all was that goal. Mourinho might be 'one of us' but this guy really, really is. He absolutely loves this club like the fans. We could spend millions on the best centre back in the world but we wouldn't get from them what we get from JT and Lamps week in week out. Superb.

40 000 fans and the stadium announcer call him Dave. I don't think he gives 2 shits tbh