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Assem Allam really isn't helping himself is he? What a ridiculous thing to come out and say http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/dr-assem-allam-i-dont-mind-them-singing-city-till-we-die-they-can-die-as-soon-as-they-want-8975199.html

@Joe Tyler, Not really relevant to standing but is it true that there was talk at the fans forum about bringing child ticket prices up to 21 years old from 18?

You should get away with it if your avatar is anything to go by. If you're not confident the Pelican Bar serve me without ID and I'm not 18

Looks like Sparky's customary fuck up of whoever he is in charge of is in full stride. Stoke to go down might not be a bad bet.

Fuuuuck this is the worst hangover I've ever had!

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I lost my camera memory card today :'(

Apart from Man City we didn't play a half decent team in Rafa's first 11 games. In our first 11 league games this season we have played Spurs, Man U, Man City, Everton

Where's Henrique with his customary 'sack him' post after a defeat? Come on mate, you're late this evening...

Sack him. If we are to save our season we need him out the door first thing tomorrow, we are going nowhere with this clown. Get Ian Dowie in to steady the ship until the end of the season. Then we can start to look at real managerial options for the long term. I'm expecting a big name like Alex McLeish, Steve McClaren or Sammy Lee to arrive. We may even be able to prize Steve Bruce or Gareth Southgate away from their current positions.

No problem mate, misinterpreted it. Sorry. Lets just agree to disagree

Lay off the crack mate...

Not going to lie, this place is comedy gold when we lose

I think about winning a game, getting through to the next stage, not all this revenge bollocks against a team that isn't even our rivals who got a one off win against us in the last game. It hasn't done our 'honour' any harm.

We are through and the bastards from Celtic are finishing bottom of their group. Look on the bright side guys

Erm... Yeah. Ok then.

They weren't lucky, they outplayed us home and away. We didn't manage a shot It wasn't a must win, we are through and need a win against a bunch of cretins to guarantee top spot while our closest rivals play each other

Last time I checked we were still top but ok We also qualified on the last game in 2011/12, failing to beat Genk, Valencia, Leverkusen and still beat Napoli, Benfica, Bayern and oh the best team in the world at the time Barcelona

Take That wrote a good song once. It was called Patience I think...

Lampard and Ramires were both absolutely outstanding tonight Said nobody.

Yes although shirts are sometimes a bit cheaper in the stadium

I'd stick a tenner on it being Cech, he's just trouble...

NO PYRO NO PARTY TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF UPTON PARK (featuring my shoe! )

Few greater pleasures in life than seeing Spurs and Villas Boas getting fucked over