The English Football Thread

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Martin Tyler calling the City goal like he watched a puppy being killed

Same goes for Swansea - Chelsea too.

It was Alan Smith and some other wanker. I think it was Alan Parry. That guy reacted as if a rocket just hit his house in front of him.

[Laylabelle 9,367]

Would be hilarious if they don't win against Norwich

Omg I hope so!

[Special Juan 27,436]

In the build up to the Norwich game you will get the SKY stats saying how clinical Suarez is against the canaries and come the weekend he may score ten.

Deliah's army.

[Laylabelle 9,367]

Lets be havin you and all that....urgh going to my nans on easter sunday..Liverpool supporting cousin be there..considering we sorta took the mick out of him for xmas for suggesting them winning the titile...woops!!!Really hope they do loose Sunday...and we bloody dont Sat

Suraez prob get 2 hat tricks then we'll struggle just to be annoying

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Reading some of today's football articles and hearing what the "experts" are saying...and I honestly feel physically sick!

It is up to us to save the world from Liverpool winning the league!

[Laylabelle 9,367]

Its all gone a bit mad..yes they play pretty football...yes they've done well...but it isnt anything that hasnt been done before!Imagin if we or City win it.Probbaly still have a tiny article and the rest on Liverpool and how they should've won it and we should all feel sorry for Stevie Gerrard cause he deserves it blahhh blah...didnt know the team who deserves it won it but apparently thats how it should work screw standings at the end...urgh the thought!!!Gana go live in a cave for a bit

[Special Juan 27,436]

According to some pundits "Chelsea are rubbish"

Well if this is rubbish then wait until next season when we have a striker who can score goals and big dollar is spent on the squad.

[Laylabelle 9,367]

So rubbish yet we're in the race....okay not playing mega amazing pretty football but Arsenal were and they've gone off again...we'd piss everyone media wise off so much if we win..and if City win come to that..all rooting for Liverpool.Espically seeing as their players grew out the ground and they havent spent any money at all

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

[Special Juan 27,436]

Oh social media......also know as "the twats come out"

[Laylabelle 9,367]

Seriously people still use the no history argument...

[Special Juan 27,436]

The latest slogan....

"Dare to dream"

I have one.....

"Fuck off"

[Chels 238]

Disgusting club and disgusting fans.

Fucking pity city Shell suit wearing cunts.

Harry Enfield got it spot on.

[Laylabelle 9,367]

The latest slogan....

"Dare to dream"

I have one.....

"Fuck off"

Didnt they fly a plane thing with that on or did just imagine it/its to come?

[Special Juan 27,436]

Didnt they fly a plane thing with that on or did just imagine it/its to come?

Probably, anything is possible with them.

When JT was in the dock over the Anton Ferdinand thing I wore a t shirt that said ......."Justice for 26"

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/4653041.stm

All this bollocks about Gerrard having to win it and people hoping they win it for Gerrard. Short memoried, fickle, sheep.

[Laylabelle 9,367]

All lies...he's faithful and just wonderful and we should have a bank holiday to celebrate his amazingness...England Captain and was always first choice for it..just lovely

[darrus 422]

After all this "Gerard deserves it" talk I really want us to win the league and Jose to troll everyone with a "Terry deserves it" speech. That'd be epic!