The English Football Thread

[Laylabelle 9,408]

8 minutes ago, Vesper said:

lol, imagine us, even with this absolute shitshow of a season

beating Arse to ensure no EPL title, and beating Manure to cost them the CL (with hopefully Villa or Brighton sneaking in)

If only we could score goals 😞

[Laylabelle 9,408]

15 minutes ago, Vesper said:

in theory, especially if Manure blows this lead and looses

Manure could still blow top 4

and two teams I would love to see steal it (Villa and Brighton) can catch them if they both go on tears

the downside of that is that Spuds or Pool also can catch them

2 games in hand though and one is against us so that's a guarantee win

[Hamilton 2,120]

So if you look at the standings, at this point everybody above us is safe for relegation 😬

[Hamilton 2,120]

9 hours ago, Vesper said:

lol, imagine us, even with this absolute shitshow of a season

beating Arse to ensure no EPL title, and beating Manure to cost them the CL (with hopefully Villa or Brighton sneaking in)

It would finally give us something (little) to cheer about..

[ZAPHOD2319 4,546]

 

[YorkshireBlue 3,149]

35 minutes ago, ZAPHOD2319 said:

 

Well that went down like a shit butty.

[Strike 7,300]

15 hours ago, Vesper said:

lol, imagine us, even with this absolute shitshow of a season

beating Arse to ensure no EPL title, and beating Manure to cost them the CL (with hopefully Villa or Brighton sneaking in)

Hahaha good one

I am hoping team is able to get a result on the final day and avoid relegation

[HEREIAM 83]

16 hours ago, Laylabelle said:

If only we could score goals 😞

If only we had a real manager 

[chelsea_4_eva 1,167]

5 hours ago, ZAPHOD2319 said:

 

Remember this is the same guy who begged Roman to bring Lukaku back....

[Laylabelle 9,408]

Place vs West Ham bonkers...only it puts us 12th as it stands..

[milka 3,362]

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

4-3 in Palace game. Newcastle scoring 4 or 5 the other day. Yet we can’t buy a fucking goal.

[DDA 9,731]

Forest 1-0. I'm telling you these cuts are going to pull of a madness and we will be in trouble.

[Vesper 29,220]

One ray of light in a dark season. 

Millwall looks likely to make the promotion playoffs with only one game to go.

With any luck, we finally get to play the fuckers again for the first time since January 28 and February 8th, 1995 we lost an FA Cup replay to them), and only the 3rd and 4th topflight league games ever, first ever in the EPL (we beat them twice in the 1989/90 old Division One). 

So hope they get promoted. 🙏 

[Vesper 29,220]

Musalli Al-Muammar, president of Al-Nassr, expressed his anger with Christiano Ronaldo's performance in an interview with ArabiaNews50:

 

“I have only been scammed twice in my life. The first was when I ordered three kebabs and I receive two of them. The second time was signing Cristiano Ronaldo.”

 

 

[Laylabelle 9,408]

Yayyy we don't go to 13th...

[NikkiCFC 8,085]

24 minutes ago, Vesper said:

One ray of light in a dark season. 

Millwall looks likely to make the promotion playoffs with only one game to go.

With any luck, we finally get to play the fuckers again for the first time since January 28 and February 8th, 1995 we lost an FA Cup replay to them), and only the 3rd and 4th topflight league games ever, first ever in the EPL (we beat them twice in the 1989/90 old Division One). 

So hope they get promoted. 🙏 

Current Chelsea would lose against them. 

[Gundalf 804]

And Forerst is ofc losing, Wolves getting hammered by Brighton, Everton getting trashed by Newcastle. West Ham losing as well.

Can everyone calm down a bit now please? Ofc we are not getting relegated even if we dont win another game this season. 

These teams are down there for a reason, bc they are shit. They won't miraculously win 3-4 games in a row now. 

Chill.

Edited April 29, 2023 by Gundalf