Chelsea Transfers

[ZAPHOD2319 4,954]

29 minutes ago, OneMoSalah said:

As a whole United were poor and made Wolves look pretty impressive which normally is easier said than done. Wolves outdone them and had superiority in midfield, particularly when Matheus Nunes got going. Pity Wolves didn’t have a half decent striker because they would of won the game if so.

Casemiro, Mount, Fernandes is going to leave them very unbalanced based off of tonight (although still early). Not getting Rice/Caicedo/someone of that moulds going to be a mistake on their behalf, particularly in bigger games. And a good job too because having one of them types of players with Casemiro and a Mount/Fernandes, they would be a totally different proposition I think.

I do think if Fernandes didn’t make the pass before the assist, United fans would be slating him as badly as Mount though, he was extremely poor and went missing.

Always great to see obscure or smaller clubs in South American/European leagues getting such a huge payout from these sort of deals. And what a great way to use it.

Maybe buy them for the multi club model 😂 ?

 

Just need to get a top GK and maybe a CF sorted, if Lavia is coming in. Few loans on the outgoing side too and we will be good to go I think 

Tbf, they were pretty harsh on Bruno in his performance thread. They were also not very happy with the fitness level of the entire team.

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

As over he moon with Caicedo and Lavia as the next guy but can anyone tell me why we need this many midfielders of the same age bracket. 
Next year when the loanees return we will have

Enzo 

caicedo

lavia

santos

casadei

Ugo

gallagher

 

thats complete overkill. Even with a midfield 3 that’s 2 too many. Hopefully one can still become a striker lol 

[Mário César 1,483]

4 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

As over he moon with Caicedo and Lavia as the next guy but can anyone tell me why we need this many midfielders of the same age bracket. 
Next year when the loanees return we will have

Enzo 

caicedo

lavia

santos

casadei

Ugo

gallagher

 

thats complete overkill. Even with a midfield 3 that’s 2 too many. Hopefully one can still become a striker lol 

gallagher will be sold 

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52 minutes ago, OneMoSalah said:

As a whole United were poor and made Wolves look pretty impressive which normally is easier said than done. Wolves outdone them and had superiority in midfield, particularly when Matheus Nunes got going. Pity Wolves didn’t have a half decent striker because they would of won the game if so.

Casemiro, Mount, Fernandes is going to leave them very unbalanced based off of tonight (although still early). Not getting Rice/Caicedo/someone of that moulds going to be a mistake on their behalf, particularly in bigger games. And a good job too because having one of them types of players with Casemiro and a Mount/Fernandes, they would be a totally different proposition I think.

I do think if Fernandes didn’t make the pass before the assist, United fans would be slating him as badly as Mount though, he was extremely poor and went missing.

Always great to see obscure or smaller clubs in South American/European leagues getting such a huge payout from these sort of deals. And what a great way to use it.

Maybe buy them for the multi club model 😂 ?

 

Just need to get a top GK and maybe a CF sorted, if Lavia is coming in. Few loans on the outgoing side too and we will be good to go I think 

Partially agreed. The game today against Wolves was mostly about fitness; wolves players were simply running past United players as if they were cones for 90+. They also won most 50/50 disputes. It was quite an achievement for United and the officials to pick up the 3 points. Yeah Wolves finishing wasn't there.

Fans will always see what they want to see.

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3 hours ago, Mário César said:

seems that Chelsea will not buy another center forward

what do you think about this?

I would have purchased a veteran 30+ one on the cheap, like we did with Giroud (and that worked out VERY well)

my dream buy for that is impossible, (Immobile) as he likely will not leave Lazio until he is truly rinsed (and perhaps not even then)

he lives around a ten, 15 minute walk from Stadio Olimpico

after him

Borja Iglesias
Gerard Moreno
Mehdi Taremi
Gaëtan Laborde
Wissam Ben Yedder
Niclas Füllkrug   
Jhon Córdoba
Andrea Belotti  
Duván Zapata   
Marko Arnautovic   
Luis Muriel  
Paulinho    Sporting CP

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1 hour ago, Duppy Conqueror said:

don't see him shitting in a bucket in spain for the next 10 years

🤣

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1 hour ago, ZAPHOD2319 said:

The news has hit RAWK about Lavia
 

All those euphoric "Big Jorg is playing poker", "Nobody fecks with Big Jorg" posts from the early weekend have disappeared into the ether
A bit like the man himself to be fair.

Maybe he's busy doing his job and not going out shopping or drinking?

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I really dont understand the calls for Paulinha he is 28, 70/80m for a player who will be deadwood in the way we play in two years is he worth £35/40m a season?

We sign him for £60M use him for 2 years and then sell him to Saudi for £40M, would that not be worth it?

Saudi would not go in for him, he is not a big enough name. They are buying names to big up thier league

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I have missed stuff - So for any other public sector workers on a 3 hour lunch
Rumours we had a £60M bid accepted for Lavia,
RAWK outrage that were paying £60m for a 19 yo
rumour rubbished by Ian Doyle
Rumours he prefers Chelsea resulting in
RAWK outrage were actually not paying £60M for a 19 yo
Plus some stuff about FSG and FFP

As a public sector worker, I demand to know why I don't appear to have the option of a 3 hour lunch

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Haha, seems like we went from feeling able to sign anyone on the planet, even Mbappe, to haggling with the the local greengrocer for a bunch of out of date lemons.

Yeah, but is there a decent No.6 among those lemons?

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Caicedo has just followed the entire Chelsea team on Instagram plus Romeo Lavia. I think we can write that one off.

We have well and truly fecked this up.

I wouldn’t read too much into Caicedo following Lavia, he follows everyone.

Except Liverpool

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This window is quickly turning into a shit show, Caicedo gone and if Lavia also chooses Chelsea it's not the end of the world but does make us look like a club on the rocks. Our players & manager coming out asking for players, captain leaving and Salah losing it.

Nothing has officially happened yet, Lavia is likely going to the muppets.

So we are getting him!
Great stuff 

It’s over mate.
Caicedo and him are best friends and sharing a house together in London / Surrey.

They share a bed like Morecambe and Wise

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As of right now it's just some of the Chelsea journalists saying we have a bid accepted, with not even Tap In a part of that. Ian Doyle (who isn't massively reliable anyway) says we think he goes Chelsea, but has no knowledge of a bid being put in.

Frankly I don't think we have bid for him, in which case I am in a state of seeing who else we are looking at.

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Get on the Andre train with me. I have watched a video and read some posts on here that seem positive so I am all in. It's easy this transfer malarkey

But some posters seem to think he is more suited to play DM for Lilliput Wanderers rather than LFC

Good team, technically superb but shit in the air

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I Really hope Chelsea don't find out we are trying to sign McTomminey

The last comment kills me

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I want Kepa to BLOW UP and go Real true HERO BEAST in the midget league espanol, so the blanco berks BUY HIM next summer

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10 minutes ago, bluesman2610 said:

We have well and truly fecked this up.

I wouldn’t read too much into Caicedo following Lavia, he follows everyone.

Except Liverpool

roflmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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16 minutes ago, bluesman2610 said:

They share a bed like Morecambe and Wise

Thatcher ass-kissing Tory plonkers, especially Morecambe (my mum curses them everytime she sees them mentioned, lol)

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27 minutes ago, bluesman2610 said:

Nothing has officially happened yet, Lavia is likely going to the muppets.

Grover was a Blue

[SinineUltra 1,170]

4 hours ago, Vesper said:

I would have purchased a veteran 30+ one on the cheap, like we did with Giroud (and that worked out VERY well)

my dream buy for that is impossible, (Immobile) as he likely will not leave Lazio until he is truly rinsed (and perhaps not even then)

he lives around a ten, 15 minute walk from Stadio Olimpico

after him

Borja Iglesias
Gerard Moreno
Mehdi Taremi
Gaëtan Laborde
Wissam Ben Yedder
Niclas Füllkrug   
Jhon Córdoba
Andrea Belotti  
Duván Zapata   
Marko Arnautovic   
Luis Muriel  
Paulinho    Sporting CP

 

If only Kevin Gameiro was 6 years younger. Would of suited us well I think. I really like the comparison of Giroud, though - having a taller striker to give us more options against Stoke-like teams would be a huge bonus.

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1 hour ago, SinineUltra said:

 

If only Kevin Gameiro was 6 years younger. Would of suited us well I think. I really like the comparison of Giroud, though - having a taller striker to give us more options against Stoke-like teams would be a huge bonus.

Edited August 15, 2023 by Vesper

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[DH1988 1,356]

Anyone see the Monday night football with Jamie and Gary? Not hyping Lavia at all, almost questioning the signing. Proceed to watch Uniteds midfield get run through by Wolves. Yikes. Our defence and midfield is stacked now it’s insane, under Poch especially. 

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we are the cool kids

 

 

everybody young, gifted, and black wants to come to the Chels party 😍

 

[Seymop 90]

More optimistic than I have been for a long time . Only one thing saddens me and many will disagree — but that one thing is Lukaku !! If we continue to play the way we did on Saturday,he could be amazing in this team. Don’t get me wrong — I never want to see him anywhere near Chelsea ever again — but we paid £97 million for him and we need another striker. If we continue to get the ball forward quickly as per Saturday I believe things could have turned out differently.Sad it’s too late now !!