Andy Carroll

[Alabama 1,992]

If you dont laugh....you will cry

[Laylabelle 9,388]

5 minutes ago, manpe said:

That can't be true, it can't. That would take the total cost of Drinks+Baka+Carroll to 110 million.. mental!

When you put it like that.. Oh dear!! And from those 3 the only one whose been worth anything is Drinkwater. 

If he gets injured do we get money back? Hopefully it's a stir it up story..

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

Over 30 million bid and likely to be accepted. No shit, West Ham owners must be laughing their bloody arses off that they're getting that much for a striker who has already had a big move and failed miserably. 

I genuinely do not understand getting a striker who's main strength is in the air, we already have someone who can head it better than they can shoot. Why not go for Hernandez? someone completely opposite, a poacher in the right place to get goals with his feet. This is laughable. I'm stunned. I see no positive in this. 

[Laylabelle 9,388]

Do wonder if this is there oooo look we signed someone attempt... He signed for Liverpool for that amount in 2011...West ham paid 15m...theyre definitely trying it and if we stupid enough to.. 

Oh he's never managed to play more then 27 games a season... 

[DDA 9,691]

I don't believe it.. i won't believe it.

[Mário César 997]

I don't know what to say lol

[Alabama 1,992]

If we are that desperate for a big man striker...I would rather play Bakayoko as a striker... this isn't funny anymore...

[Jase 43,479]

And people thought Emenalo was the one to blame...

[Pizy 18,430]

We may actually sign Carroll for the same price that United sign Alexis. In the same week.

I'm going to be fucking sick. This club is a joke.

[Sovieticus 743]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

And people thought Emenalo was the one to blame...

if this goes through.. im so done with everything.

[Special Juan 27,440]

I've gone the other way, this is cracking me up

[The Skipper 20,593]

3 hours ago, manpe said:

That can't be true, it can't. That would take the total cost of Drinks+Baka+Carroll to 110 million.. mental!

Add Zappa to that, £135m. 

[Fulham Broadway 16,933]

4 minutes ago, Pizy said:

We may actually sign Carroll for the same price that United sign Alexis. In the same week.

I'm going to be fucking sick. This club is a joke.

Yeah but we're paying him in cocaine and a new caravan

[Milan 17,861]

I hate this club.

[Fulham Broadway 16,933]

1 minute ago, milan.cech said:

I hate this club.

I love it. The mad men and mental antics come and go.

From Bates trying to put up electric fences to Eddie Mcreadie walking out because the owners wouldn't give him a Ford family saloon car.

[The Skipper 20,593]

Jesus Christ it’s actually happening. Fucking Hollywood FC. 

[Laylabelle 9,388]

12 minutes ago, Pizy said:

We may actually sign Carroll for the same price that United sign Alexis. In the same week.

I'm going to be fucking sick. This club is a joke.

That what does make sense.. That and we're paying the same price sodding Liverpool did when it was seen as a big price tag.. 

[DDA 9,691]

1 minute ago, The Skipper said:

Jesus Christ it’s actually happening. Fucking Hollywood FC. 

Why are they doing this? Why?